3 night stand


Amber Heard Is The Cutest Little Bean And Deserves Nothing But Love And Happiness

BBC just put lesbians in a midsummer night’s dream and it was wonderful

See, normally the ending is all about the restoration to heterosexual, patriarchal social order- both Titania and Hippolyta end up submitting themselves to their respective male partners. But the BBC was like ‘fuck it Theseus is a prick, lets just kill him’ and then the ladies kissed and everything was magical (literally)

Drunk in love - Dean Winchester x Reader

Title: Drunk in love

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 3,218

Warnings: None

Prompt: Fic where reader is sad and drunk and almost has a one night stand but Dean stops her (also bc he doesnt want her to do that) and sobers her up and cuddles her and is sweet but also still a lil pissed bc she almost had a one night stand?? <3

“What’s a pretty girl like you doing here all on your own?” a rough voice asked behind you and you looked up from your fourth- fifth maybe or even sixth (you had lost count of it) drink to the person that was now talking to you.

You’d have expected some drunken jerk, probably three times your age, but were pleased to say the least that he was your age and handsome. Maybe it was finally your lucky day.

“Maybe waiting for a pretty boy like you to keep me company.” you flirted back, giving him a smirk and his green eyes lit up as he breathed out a chuckle.

“I’m Jake by the way.” he extended his hand for you to shake as he sat next to you. You took it gladly and offered him another smile.

“I’m (Y/n), pleasure to meet ya Jake.”

“Trust me, pleasure is all mine.” he said smoothly and you giggled, the alcohol in your system helping you open up to him all the more easily. Maybe you had had more than you actually realized it after all but that was the whole purpose of it. Get drunk off your ass and spend the night with a guy, not even caring about what his name is because… wasn’t that in a way what he always did?

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Anonymous submitted:

In this is way out of my league but I’m gonna try anyway because yolo

>Claire: wake up.

Her eyes snap open.

She’s in her room. She’s also just a little hangover.

What is this feeling in her bones? She’s sluggish, yet so… relaxed and fulfilled. It’s as if someone’s reached inside her and undone her from the inside out, replacing every breath and heartbeat with something polished, something wonderful, something holy. A glance to the left of her confirms the suspicion as Claire lets out a groan.

Of course.

And the guy’s even still here, fast asleep.

Embarrassment is overtaken by a hesitant tenderness as she examines him, that head of almost-glowing silver hair, his lean shape still mostly covered under her blanket.

Is it really him? She wonders, itching to dig the man’s face out of the pillow and turn it towards her so she can get a definitive look. It has to be him. No one has ever made me feel like that, and worse, no one’s left me hanging like that.

She hadn’t been thinking, not last night; she had just dropped by the same pub again, futilely hoping that he’d visit again after that one chance visit from three years ago, and after a whole night of waiting & impatient report writing & stalking Serah’s social media activities on the phone & self-pitying small sips, finally decided she’s just going to grab the first person to show up outside the pub as she departs and take them home, no questions asked or answered. She’s not going to allow herself even the possibility of feeling bad when Snow makes an inevitable future dig about her being alone. She’s not stuck up on one silver-haired man from the past, damn it.

She hadn’t seen who she had grabbed in the darkness but they had been surprisingly okay with her unexpected demands and threatened violence.

Oh, no, she had thought as she pulled him into her bed later that night, I’m fucking hopeless. Ten minutes later: It even feels like the same guy. The same shoulder blades, the same unassuming and quiet reach, and that same surprisingly passionate kiss.

She had told herself that even if her self-pitying had gotten her to start imagining things, she was going to enjoy it.

Don’t dig his face out of the pillow, Claire. That’s not what you do with a person you’ve been literally dreaming after for the past three years.

She plots, then, the things she’d say to him when he wakes up. I’m going to tie you to a chair for running out on me three years ago. Okay, she’s not going to do that. But she is going to ask. Would you stay for breakfast and coffee this time? She has that box of premium coffee beans from Serah’s students, he’ll never know she usually just chugs whatever comes out of the coffee machine. Would you like to go somewhere, if you happen to be free -

Everything is going to be terrible. She doesn’t actually have any experience in things like this. But at least it’s all his fault and she’s going to make him properly pay for it.

Trash Prompts From Tumblr - ElectraRhodes - Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 13/?
Fandom: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter
Characters: Will Graham, Hannibal Lecter
Summary: ABO AU (no shit) Will Graham is a grumpy college professor. Who’s also pregnant. After a one night stand. And damn he didn’t even get the guy’s name. Hey don’t judge him. It was A BOotycall? (*sweats* see what I did there?)

Ch 3. ABO one night stand part 1
Ch 4. ABO one night stand part 2
Ch 7. ABO one night stand part 3 not the finale, got over excited
Ch 8. ABO one night stand part 4 still not the finale
Ch 10. ABO one night stand part 5 Not the finale for plumbing reasons
Ch 12. ABO one night stand part 6 still not the finale for dramatic mongoose reasons
Ch 13. ABO one night stand part 7 the finale! Yay!


ヾ(。・ω・)シ♡true love prevails! 

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  • 1: Throam-Ryden
  • 2: Pushing The Boundaries-Gabilliam
  • 3: One Night Stand Forever-Ryden
  • 4: In Case The Scene Gets Nasty-Ryden
  • 5: Tell Me I`m A Bad Man-Frerard
  • 6: Bone The Doldrums-Petekey
  • 7: Just off The Key Of Reason-Petekey
  • 8: The Vigilante Pranksters of Brooklyn High-Stucky
  • 9: I`m All You Want And More-Ryan/Ryan, Ryan/Jon
  • 10: But Where Do The Nuns Come In-Ryden

anonymous asked:

did u ever go through a ho phase ? ... I don't know if what I'm doin is healthy and normal sexual exploration or if I'm gonna regret all of this in 5 years

Maybe 2-3 one night stands bc i couldn’t stand being around men for more than a day. I felt pressure bc my girlfriends had 5+ bodies by the time we were 20 when I had 1. I realized giving men ass wasn’t benefiting my dumbass + I never got my nut, so it was short-lived. Do I regret it? Hell nope. It gave me character and made me realize that my neck game is stupid and that if they call you next the day, block them and dissociate. It was fun. Just be safe!