3 minute rule

anonymous asked:

Would you rather eat your egg family or be poached? 😂👋🏻

JAYDE IS THIS YOU? 

Personally I think I would suit poached egg, i’m very fresh after all. Got to be careful with the cheeky 370mg of Cholesterol though.  

However, poached egg can provide you with Vitamin A, B-12, D and Calcium for strong and mighty bones, just like they advertise in petit filous commercials! Fat counts include saturated fat, polyunsaturated fat and monounsaturated fat. 0g of trans fat though :3 Poached eggs, along with boiled eggs is one of the lower calorie-intake options when choosing how you want to cook your eggs, so if you’re trying to be healthy, it’s the way to go! 

They are cracked into a pot of simmering water between 160–180°F (71–82°C) and cooked for 2.5–3 minutes. REMEMBER A VITAL RULE, VINEGAR IS NOT ALWAYS NECESSARY! If you’re looking for a good recipe, you can check websites like YouTube and BBC Good Food. It takes technique not to make a poached egg look soggy and ghostly to the point where it may as well be Jason Blossom’s corpse, but you’ll get there eventually :) 

@mrsjugheadjonesthethird be proud of my egg analysis, i think i did a cracking job

I was rewatching the most recent Nano’s Village with Hat Films and then i thought abut their GTA V stuff and then this post………

Stuff happened. UmU

I stay up all night, I go to sleep watching Dragnet
Never sleep alone because Jimmy is the magnet
I’m so rope, they call me Mr. Roper
When the troubles arise, you know I’m the cool coper
On the mic I score, just like the Yankees
Get over on Miss Crabtree like my main man Spanky
Excuse me young lady I don’t mean to trouble ya
Ya lookin’ so hot inside your BMW
I got lucky, I brought home the Kitten
Before I got busy I slipped on the mitten
Can’t get better odds because I’m a sure thing
Proud Mary is a turning and rolling like a ring-ding
Jump the turnstiles never pay the toll
I did the doo-wah diddy and bust ‘em with the pre roll
Customs jailed me over an herb seed
Don’t rat out your boy over some rat weed
I’m out of your back door, I’m into another
You boyfriend doesn’t know about me and your mother
Not perfect grammer, always perfect timing
The Mike stands for money and the D is for diamonds

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“You slip, you slack, you clock me and you lack
While I’m reading "On The Road” by my man, Jack Kerouac"

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Stay up all night go to sleep watching Dragnet / Never sleep alone because Jimmy’s the magnet

- The Beastie Boys, “3 minute rule”