3 games win for the title

break the ice, 1

Pairing:  jungkook x reader x jimin
Genre: sports au, hockey player jungkook & jimin, smut, comedy?, slight angst, fluff too :’)
Warnings: thigh riding, sexting, phone sex, pillow riding
Word Count:  18k
Summary:

There are three rules to become an official Puck Bunny:
1.     You have to love hockey. No exceptions.
2.     You have to had slept with at least three hockey players. Starters, no benchwarmers.
3.     And most importantly, have fun!

A/N: i wanted this to be a oneshot but i kept adding and adding more :( …
anyway… enjoy part 1!!

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Congratulations are in order

Originally posted by marvelous-maizy

People and things who will do better next time:

Originally posted by 2000sdisneykid

anonymous asked:

How does a team clinch a playoff spot? Does that mean even if they lose their remaining games they'll still make it?

okay, let me explain it on the example of Leafs or/and Capitals, I’m gonna try to make it as simple as possible, for those who don’t know the NHL well yet.


this is the Atlantic Division only; table of it

first three (3) teams of each division (amount of the teams in the divison doesn’t matter– it’s always three) automatically clinch a playoff spot. so let’s edit it.

as you can see, the Leafs are 4th, 3 points behind Bruins. a couple years ago it would end like this, no chance for the Leafs to get to the playoffs, of course if we’re talking about the season ending this soon.

however, we have Wild Card these years and this is where it gets more difficult. it really used to be simplier without it.

here’s Eastern Conference, all these teams except of the Islanders are in playoff position now. they’re also the only eastern teams to be so.

the Wild Card is basically (or almost literally) combination of two (2) best teams of the specific conference that have not enough points to be in top three in their own divisions. 

you can see all these teams are mixed, from two different divisions.

kinda tricky thing about this is that there could be 3 teams of Atlantic Division in the playoffs + 5 teams of Metropolitan Division (3 top of the division + 2 Wild Card teams), it literally happened last season, same with the Western Conference where there were only 3 Pacific Division teams in the playoffs. so yes, the Islanders and Bolts are direct, really serious enemies of the Leafs in the run for playoffs though they’re not playing in the same division.

but what if the Leafs end up having the same number of points at the end of the regular season, as the Islanders have? well, then that’s quite easy. or not. I’m gonna explain this on the Caps, which have the same amount of points as the Blue Jackets but are still listed as first in the division.

NHL deals with this following ways. 

(let’s say we’re/you’re rooting for the Capitals)

1. the first and most important thing you must look at, is the number of games played. 71 - 71. same. this doesn’t solve the problem, so here comes the next thing you look at. 

(if the Jackets played one less game, they would be listed first automatically)

2. you would think the second criterion is number of wins, right? well, not exactly… the W column stands for all wins overall- including shootouts, but that’s not the column we’re thinking about now. we’re looking at this one. ROW.

it literally says Regulation plus Overtime Wins. like I said, W is wins overall, but ROW is only number of games won in regulation time and overtime. as you can see, the Capitals have won 46 games overall this season so far, but 45 of them were won in regulation or overtime. that means they have only 1 game in shootouts this season. so shootouts are really not that important to the NHL. 

and as you can see, this number is the same with the two teams. again.

3. third and usually the final criterion is the number of points the Caps have earned in games against the Blue Jackets. so basically, it’s a thing about who has been better in the mini Caps-Jackets series of 4 games this season so far.  

the first game of this season the Capitals played against the Blue Jackets ended with regulation win of the Capitals, 3-2, so the score is ‘2 points - 0 points’ 

the second game they played ended with regulation win of the Capitals, 5-0. ‘4 points - 0 points’

that’s all they have played against each other this season. they’re playing 2 more games against each other until the end of the regular season– since they’re in the same division the number of games playing against each other is 4 per regular season.

so what’s the score in the mini series? 4-0 for the Capitals.

so this is finally the reason why they’re listed first in the battle of division title against the Blue Jackets.

4. but since we’ve come this far, let’s talk about the last criterion anyway. this one is simple. NHL literally describes it as ‘The greater differential between goals for and against for the entire regular season.’

now you have to look at these three columns.

the first one, GF, stands for Goals For so the number of all goals they have scored in this season. it includes shootouts goals, where one win in the shootouts = plus one goal. this column is tied, again.

the second one, GA, stands for Goals Against so the number of all pucks they have officialy let get past their goalie’s goaline. you can see that the Capitals have been less time got scored at than the Jackets. 

the third one, DIFF, goal differential is always and simply this: GF - GA = DIFF.

so 228 minus 159 is 69, that’s the Capitals’ DIFF; while 228 minus 164 is 64, that’s the Blue Jackets’ DIFF. 

(DIFF can be totally below 0, Avalanche’s -96 is the worst DIFF in the NHL currently, while Capitals’ +69 is the best.)

the Capitals have this number higher than the Jackets, so even if they have lost one of the games against the Jackets in regulation (let’s ignore the GF/GA change), and the score in the mini series would be ‘4 points - 4 points’, the Capitals would still be listed first in the division, because of the DIFF.

oohhhh and one thing. what about the x next to the names of the teams?

  • the x next to a team means the team will 100% get to the playoffs, even if they/it lose every single remaining regular season game, even if their divisional opponents win every single remaining regular season game.
  • the y next to a team will soon appear to a team that will 100% end the regular season with the Divisional Title– will 100% end first in its division.
  • the z next to a team will soon appear to a team that will 100% end the regular season with 1st place in its conference.
  • the p next to a team will soon appear to a team that will 100% end the regular season with 1st place in the entire league. there’s an actual trophy for it, called Presidents’ Trophy. the latest winner of it, for the 2015-16 season were the Capitals.

okay, I really enjoyed writing this, more than I expected and I hope the anon, and so you others, find this at least a bit helpful.

Title: Coach Negan (Part 8.)

CHAPTER TITLE: A Blast From the Past

Character(s): Negan and Reader (pre-apocalypse/AU)
Summary:
Someone from your past decides to pay a visit.
Word Count: 4,926
Warning: SMUT!!! (Angry, dirty sex).
Author’s Note: HUGE THANKS TO @jedemo FOR BEING MY BETA!!! <3 

Originally posted by anarchynegan

After the first win of the game, the rest of the team were on a victorious high. Negan did a perfect job of maintaining their confidence, even in practice. At first, you and the rest of the girls were hesitant in believing that you were all capable of being the best team at the University, but after winning the first game, everyone started to believe in themselves.

Your relationship with Negan had progressed. Excluding class and practice, you spent majority of your time with Negan. However, whenever you wanted to be alone with him, you would always end up at his apartment, though occasionally, he would also stay at yours. Taylor enjoyed having him over, especially since you always fell victim to their relentless teasing; they had become good friends, and loved to outnumber you.

Occasionally, Taylor complained about how loud the two of you were during sex. You always tried to remain mindful of your roommate, but Negan was just too good to keep quiet. You figured he enjoyed teasing Taylor by making you scream during sex, especially since he showed up with a present that turned out to be noise-cancelling headphones.   

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Game #5 Crossword Puzzle

Across
1.“Long ___ ride” Mark
3.“Hi my name is ________” Jaehyun
5.“ just _______ apart” Taeyong

Down
2. Strong Taeyomi - Taeil’s Mystery
4.Taeyong’s favorite scent

BONUS: there are green tiles on some lines. Once you’ve answered all of them , get the corresponding letters in the green titles and arrange them to find out what the bonus word is. A hint is also given.

Submit (with reblog or reply) before Sunday (Sept 17th) 11PM KST to make a chance to win! Check out the PlayNCT blog for more informatiom.

SammyTheClassicSonicFan’s entire “Rant Against the Sonic Fanbase: You All Ruined Sonic” video: The Transcript.

OK! THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW! I’VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKIN’ TROLLS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN’ HATERS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN SONIC FAN FRICKS. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED SONIC FOR EVERYONE! CANT YOU SEE THAT? WHAT THE FRICK! ARE YOU GUYS DOING! ASKING FOR ALL THIS FRICKING GARBAGE- WHY DO WE NEED SONIC ADVENTURE 3? WHY DO WE NEED SONIC HEROES 3? WHY DO WE NEED ANITHR BOOST TO WIN TITLE? WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC 2006 SEQUEL? WHY DO WE NEED ALL THAT? CANT WE HAVE A 3D [ENVIRONMENT] CLASSIC SONIC GAME FOR CRYING OUT FRICKIN LOUD! YOU GUYS KILLED THE SONIC SERIES ALL YOU FRICKIN FAN FRICKS AND YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES SPEWED OUT AT YOU BY FRICKIN POO MERCHANTS!!! I’M TIRED OF ALL YOU FRICKS! I’M SO FRICKIN MAD! I’M SO FRICKIN MAD- I MEAN, YOU GUYS- YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALLY MADE ME LOSE MY MARBLES! WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST ASK FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! [THROWS CHAIR] I’M SURE NO SONIC FAN PREDICT- WOULD PREDICT- THAT THE ADVENTURE- THE ADVENTURE FANTASIZES WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING! [BREATHING HEAVILY] AND NOW- AND NOW I BET BY NOW THAT SEGA HAS GOT A FREAKIN SONIC ADVENTURE 3 IN DEVELOPMENT WITH SONIC TEAM BECAUSE YOU FRICKIN FRICKS CAN’T EVER, BE QUENCHED. YOUR FANTASIES CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED- CAN THEY? YOU FRICKIN FRICKS. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!? YOU GUYS KEEP ON ASKING FOR SONIC ADVENTURE 3! YOU’RE RUINING THE SONIC SERIES- HASN’T IT ALREADY SUFFERED ENOUGH!?

AND IT’S STILL SUFFERING! WHAT THE FRICK! SEGA JUST CAN’T PERFECT SONIC IN THE MODERN WORLD, CAN THEY? ALL ‘CUZ WE HAVE TO HAVE MODERN SONIC! WE HAVE TO HAVE THE MODERN CHARACTERS! WE HAVE TO HAVE WE HAVE TO HAVE AN ADVENTURE TITLE DON’T WE? ANOTHER ADVENTURE TITLE! AAAHHHH!!! YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! I’VE HAD IT! I’VE FRICKIN HAD IT! YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICIALY RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU’VE RUINED THE SONIC SERIES THE SONIC SERIES IS DEAD BECAUSE OF THE SONIC FANBASE I WILL FOREVER HATE THE SONIC FANBASE THEY RUINED EVERYTHING RUIN EVERYTHING! I HATE THE SONIC FANBASE! I! HATE ‘EM! [BREATHING] WHY IS THE SONIC FANBASE HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? WHY’S THE SONIC FANBASE HAVE TO BE SO NUMBSKULLED!? CAN’T YOU GUYS FRICKIN’ ACCEPT, THAT WE NEED A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME!? HOLY FRICKIN’ FRICKS! HOLY FRICKIN’ FRICKS! WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME? IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK? WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A SONIC CD SEQUEL- OR A SONIC PREQUEL- OR, EVEN, A PROPER SONIC 4!? WHY CAN’T WE HAVE THAT!? WHY DO WE NEED A SONIC ADVENTURE 3!?!? WHY DO WE NEED THAT?!? WHY!??! TELL ME! (GETS UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE TO THE CAMERA) TELL ME. TELL ME NOW! RAAH! CURSE YOU SONIC FRICKS! YOU GUYS RUINED IT! YOU RUINED IT AND YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES- LET’S SEE, OOH YEAH GIVE US A SONIC ADVENTURE 3, GIVE US TREASURE HUNTING- GIVE US SHOOTING- THAT’S WHAT SONIC’S ALL ABOUT, HUH!?!? RIGHT! RIGHT! SEGA, RIGHT! GIVE US FRICKIN’ MORE SONIC CLONES! YEAH, WE NEED MORE OF THOSE! AS IF SHADOW WASN’T ENOUGH- OR SILVER, OH WOH, WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, WHY NOT- WHY NOT FRICKIN’ GIVE US MORE DRAGON BALL Z SONIC DUELS! WE’LL NEED THAT HUH! WE ALL NEED THAT! WHY DON’T NEED CLASSIC SONIC RIGHT!?!? WROOONG!!

WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR FANTASIES!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS- I MEAN, FOR MONTHS, I’VE BEEN GIVING EVERYONE MY IDEAS OF A 3D ENVIRONMENT SONIC GAME IN THE STYLE OF [SIDE 3 AND KNUCKLES] WHICH IS PERSONALLY THE BEST SONIC GAME! OKAY!? I MEAN- SEGA NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES [SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES]- IT MAKES ME SO MAD! I MEAN, WHY DOESN’T THAT GAME GET ATTENTION EVEN SONIC CD DOES! THIS MAKES ME SO FRICKIN’ MAD, YOU SONIC FANS HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES! HOLY FRICK! OH, GIVE US SONIC ADVENTURE 3, GIVE US SONIC HEROES 2, GIVE US SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG 2, GIVE US SONIC 2006 2! SONIC 2006 SEQUEL, YEAH, GIVE US MORE BOOST TO WIN. YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY ASKING FOR MORE BOOST TO WIN- OH YEAH, FRICK [SONIC LAWS RULE] GIVE US MORE BOOST TO WIN— NO!!

YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! WHY!? WHY, WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? WHY? WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY? YOU SONIC FANS, THE SONIC FANBASE JUST GOT ME FRICKIN’ WORKED UP! ALL ‘CUZ THEY CAN’T GIVE US SOMETHING ACTUALLY ACCEPTABLE! JUST WHAT THE FRICK, WAHT THE FRICK. THIS MAKES ME SO MAD. YOU GUYS RUINED EVERYTHING WITH YOUR ADVENTURE FANTASIES YOU GUYS ARE FRICKIN IDIOTS- WH-WHY’D YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!? WHY? WHY!? JUST WHY? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? I’M TIRED OF THIS! I’M TIRED OF THIS! THE SONIC SERIES IS RUINED (POINTS TO CAMERA) THANKS TO YOU GUYS! YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! HOLY FRICK! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!?! RRR- I HATE THE SONIC FANBASE SONIC IS RUINED WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS LAUNCH YOUR REBUTTAL AGAINST SEGA FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THAT HARD? YOU. FRICKIN’. FRICKS! FRICKIN’ FRICKS! FRICKIN’. FRICKS!

AND LIKE I WAS SAYING EARLIER SEGA NEVER ACKNOWLEDGES SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! WAHT THE FRICK! WHY CAN’T THEY EVER FRICKIN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT GAME! THEY NEVER FRICKIN PORT IT! YOU ALWAYS SEE THEM PORTING FRICKIN SONIC 1 AND SONIC 2- IT’S NEVER SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! WHAT THE FRICK, IF SEGA JUST TRIED TO MAKE A GAME LIKE SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES, I BET THAT COULD RECOVER THE SONIC SERIES! YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS SAY, OH, THE SONIC SERIES CAN’T BE FRICKIN RECOVERED- IT CAN BE FRICKIN RECOVERED IF YOU GUYS WOULD JUST FRICKIN COOPERATE! AND FRICKIN ASK FOR A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME! HOLY FRICKIN FRICKS! WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS ASK FOR SOMETHING FRICKIN WORTHWHILE!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? HOLY FRICK I HATE ALL YOU FRICKIN FAN FRICKS! AND LIKE I SAID, IT’S ALWAYS SONIC 1 AND SONIC 2! THOSE GAMES ALWAYS GET ACKNOWLEDGED IT’S NEVER SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES! THAT’S THE BEST SONIC GAME! HOLY FRICKIN’ FRICKS! IT’S NOT SONIC ADVENTURE 2! IT’S NOT- IT’S- IT’S NOT SONIC ’06 LIKE SOME OF YOU SAY- IT’S NOT SONIC 2006! YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS COME TO MY CHANNEL AND SAY, OH, SONIC 2006 IS THE BEST GAME! I KNOW IT’S JUST YOU FRICKIN’ TROLLS TRYING TO FRICKIN’ TRYING TO FRICKIN’- TRYING TO FRICKIN’, MESS WITH ME, WHAT THE FRICK! WHAT THE FRICK! YOU-YOU FRICKIN’ TROLLS SEE THAT— AGGHH!!! GET OFF MY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW! YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS! I HATE ALL OF YOU! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE— MM. THIS. WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST FRICKIN’- UH- WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST FRICKIN’ BE GOOD PEOPLE? AND, THE SONIC FANBASE— CURSE THE SONIC FANBASE! YOU GUYS ARE ONES THAT RUINED THE SERIES! YOU RUINED THIS ENTIRE SERIES, HOLY FRICKIN FRICK..S! UH. AND GUESS WHAT? MH. YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS— OK, SIGH, YOU KNOW WHAT? MARIO’S DOING MUCH BETTER RIGHT NOW. I MEAN, WHEN FANS REQUESTED UH, WHEN FANS REQUESTED, A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC MARIO GAME, NINTENDO FRICKIN’ DID IT! WHY CAN’T SEGA BE THE SAME? I THOUGHT WHEN SONIC LOST WORLD WAS ANNOUNCED- IT WAS A 3D ENVIRONMENT CLASSIC SONIC GAME.. BUT GUESS WHAT? INSTEAD, WE GET SUPER SONIC GALAXY! OK, YEAH, I’M SORRY.. I’M SORRY.. THAT. OK, I ACTUALLY LIKE SONIC LOST WORLD- I’M SORRY. I’M JUST GETTING WORKED UP, ‘CUZ OF YOU FRICKIN’ SONIC HATERS! HOLY FRICKIN FRICKS! I MEAN, THIS MAKES ME SO MAD! YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS! JUST RUINED EVERYTHING! WITH YOUR FRICKIN ADVENTURE FANTASIES- YOUR FRICKIN FANTASIES (STARTS CRYING)

(CRYING CONTINUES. he keeps crying for like.. a solid minute..) YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS.. RUINED EVERYTHING… YOU FRICKIN’— ADVENTURE.. FANTASIES… (SOBS) WE CAN’T GET A SONIC 2006 SEQUEL, YOU EEE-DIOTS! ‘CUZ THAT’S WHAT RUINED SONIC THE FIRST TIME.. (BREAKS DOWN SOBBING. GURGLES) YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING! I HATE YOU FRICKIN’ TROLLS! FRIIIIIICKKK YOOOOOU!

please… sonic fans.. i beg of you. please, stop porting sonic adventure 3.. and support my idea… of a 3d platforming classic sonic game PLEASE. please.. please.. please, all sonic fans out there.. we can assemble.. and… heal sonic for good. WE DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN! TO THESE ADVENTURE- FANTASIZERS. THESE FRICKIN’ FAN FRICKS. WE DONT HAVE TO FRICKIN’ LSITEN TO THEM. PLEASE.. PLEASE SONIC FANS- WE [INAUDIBLE GURGLING] STOP SUPPORTING SONIC ADVENTURE 3- STOP! RUINING! SONIC! YOU FRICKIN’ FAN FRICKS RUINED SONIC [GURGLING SOME MORE]

FRICK! FRICK! OWW! FRICK! FRICK! FRICK. [LOUD YELLING] FRICK! THIS IS FRICKIN’ STUPID! UUURGHHH HGHUUURGH CURSE YOOOOOU CURSE YOU SONIC FANBASE.

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Marc Andre ter Stegen via Facebook:

“Another season now complete, so it’s time to reflect once again.

Last year I wrote after we lost the EURO 2016 semi-finals to France and I said that Die Mannschaft never gives up and that we would bounce back from this result. This summer in Russia we did just that. Many doubted us as we were a new and different team, but that didn’t stop us. I’m proud to say that our achievement is simply magnificent. A perfect end to my 2016/17 season! For the first time Germany has won the FIFA Confederations Cup, I hope we have made our country happy!

It was my first time in Russia and a unique experience, a culture I wasn’t expecting. The people were very welcoming and we felt good supported from the locals for our games. For me this was perfect preparation for next summer’s World Cup. Already looking forward to next year.

For my club, FC Barcelona, I played 46 games. This is a new record for me, i had never played so many club matches in a season. In 2012/13 for my previous club I did 45 – so one game more! I helped us lift another Copa del Rey, my third in a row for the club; as well as the Supercopa at the start of the season.

However, we missed out on the league by 3 points to a very strong opponent – who in the end, deserved it. Next season, we want to win back this title and we will do everything we can to be successful again! In the Champions League we made history, playing in that 6-1 match vs PSG is a football moment we will never forget. We reached another dimension of team spirit and motivation that night at the Camp Nou. Next season with our new manager we will of course fight for this trophy again!

Before I joined the National Team, I ended the FC Barcelona season with a special smile as I renewed my contract and everybody who knows me, knows that I wear the blaugrana colours with all my heart. Saying that I also want to mention the support of our fans from all over the world which has always been amazing and which made me also to the one I am.

It’s now time to take a small break from football and enjoy my holidays. It’s been a long season so it’s important to get some rest.

A big thank you to all of you! See you soon!”

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200 Days until the Winter Olympic Games in Pyeongchang, South Korea!

Medal Prediction Update #7

Netherlands: The Dutch are the most recent nation to ascent into the top 5. After constantly sitting in places 6th-8th, Holland has displaced Austria and France to set into another top-five Olympic finish. All of there medals are to come from some sort of speed skating, with 4 in short track and 14 in long track. This is a change from Pyeongchang, as they went down in gold and total medals in long track, but increased in short track. 

Spain: This Spanish nation has only ever claimed a Winter Olympic Medal 2 times, all in alpine skiing. After claiming multiple world championship titles, Javier Fernandez of Spain looks to win a figure skating medal at the upcoming games. His world dominance and rivalry with reigning Olympic champion Yuzuru Hanyu has lead to some of the highest levels of mens skating. Can he bring home number 3 for spain?

Most Decorated Athlete: Laura Dahlmeier, Germany, Biathlon. 4 Gold, 2 Silver, 0 Bronze

Meet Leo!

Title: The King of Swing
Favorites: Winning, money, fame, gold, challenge
Dislikes:  Losing, rules, referees
About: A champion of golf and other sports from the humble planet, Sol-3. After expending all challenges on his planet, he discovered the Galactic Wonder Wickets League, and left his home planet in order to conquer this new sport.
Random Fact: He tends to break and bend rules out of compulsion and fear of losing, but truly enjoys a good challenge.

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Mississippi State Morgan William at the buzzer with the winning basket that takes down UConn 66-64 in OT. UConn’s historic 111-game winning streak comes to an end.

Mississippi State will face South Carolina Sunday night for the championship title. (3/31/17)

📷 credit:
Top: Matthew Emmons/ USA TODAY Sports
Bottom: Eric Gay/AP Photo
  • WWC 2015 Records
  • In addition to breaking numerous worldwide social media and viewing records, the 2015 Women's World Cup set and broke a number of unique tournament records as well. The players and teams that participated in this wwc should all feel extremely proud for the history they have made. Their performances continue to show the world that female athletes are capable of so much more than they are ever fully recognized for.
  • • First player, male or female, to play in six world cup tournaments: Shared : Homare Sawa (Japan) and Formiga (Brasil)
  • • Top scoring team in wwc history: United States - 112 goals
  • • First hat-trick by an African player in a wwc: Gaelle Enganamouit (Cameroon)
  • • Oldest player to score in a wwc: Formiga (Brasil)
  • • Oldest player to compete in a wwc tournament and to win a wwc final: Christie Rampone (United States)
  • • Most capped active international player, male or female, in world cup play: Christie Rampone - 308 (United States)
  • • Most goals scored by a single player in wwc history: Marta - 15 (Brasil)
  • • Second fastest goal in wwc history: Marie Laure Delie - 34 seconds (France)
  • • Most capped active female goalkeeper in wwc play, tie for most wwc shutouts, and the first goalkeeper in wwc history to receive back to back golden gloves: Hope Solo - 177 caps and 10 shutouts (United States)
  • • First English player to score in three wwc tournaments: Fara Williams (England)
  • • Fastest hat-trick in wwc history: Fabienne Humm - three goals in 5 minutes (Switzerland)
  • • Fastest hat-trick in a wwc final, fastest hat-trick - from the time of kick-off - in wwc history - 16 minutes, first hat-trick in a wwc final, first goal scored from halfway line in a wwc final, and first American player to score in four consecutive wwc games: Carli Lloyd (United States)
  • • Highest scoring wwc final: United States vs Japan
  • • Tie for most minutes without conceding a goal: 540 minutes - United States and Germany
  • • First country to win three wwc titles, and most consecutive finishes in the top four and top three in tournament history: United States
  • Honorable mentions
  • • The 2015 Women's World Cup was the largest women's sporting event in history with 24 teams and 552 players
  • • Eight countries made first time appearances, 3 of which reached round of sixteen play (Cameroon, Switzerland, Netherlands), and 4 of which were among the teams with least goals conceded - under 5 - (Spain, Netherlands, Costa Rica, and Cameroon)
  • • England made the most historic run and finish for it's women's team and achieved the second best performance of either it's men's or women's teams in world cup history, finishing third
  • • Only two teams played the entire tournament without receiving any yellow or red cards - Australia and Costa Rica
  • • FIFA fair play winners - France
  • • Least goals conceded of any team (1) - Brasil
  • • This year saw the highest attendance in any wwc tournament with 1,353,506
  • • The opening match set the record for the largest crowd to ever watch a national team in any sport in Canada
  • • Broadcasters in the following countries beat the highest TV audience for any match from the 2011 edition of the FIFA Women’s World Cup - Australia, Brazil, China, Korea Republic, United States, and Norway
  • • The 2015 wwc final was the most watched world cup final, men or women, and most watched soccer match in US history with a peak audience of 30.9 million viewers

mightygeneralskunkape  asked:

was wondering, you seemed to play batim too when i see short scenes of yours playing in it where you upload in tumblr, but the real question is, will you ever think of doing a title poster for the entry of chapter 4? i was hoping you also have awesome ideas where you can have your image in the video game too, it would be awesome seeing it if you did win in the contest with others

I actually did submit a contest entry for chapter 3, but it wasn’t picked. I don’t know if I’m gonna try submitting something for this contest. Kinda depends on when the deadline is and if I’ll have the time. ^^;

I lost the game!!!

~ and now so have you <3


What is the game you say? It’s not finding this post on your dashboard or in another person’s blog. If you never see this post on Tumblr, then you win!! Yay!!!


But sadly, you have found this post, and you have read the title, which means you have lost the game. <3 Now you must reblog the post so that other lucky players might also lose at the game.


Let’s see how many other people ‘lose the game’

London 2012 Floor Final Appreciation Post

So it’s been five years since the London 2012 FX final which is probably my favorite gymnastics competition of all time.

I’m pretty sure everyone already knows how epic this lineup was but let’s say it again:
- You got Aly, with one of the most difficult routines in the world and a killer first pass.
- Then there are three World AA champions (Vanessa from 2006, Aliya from 2010, Jordyn from 2011)
- Still not convinced? You’ve also got the past two World FX champions competing!!! (Lauren from 2010, Afan from 2011)
- And as if that’s not intimidating enough, you also have the past two OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS in the mix (Cata from 2004, Sandra from 2008) RIP

So you’ve got all these big names, what about the routines?
- Afan does her majestic Russian arm waving, beautiful tumbling, and leg-ography that I think we’ve all tried at home. Unfortunately she goes OOB and breaks our hearts.
- Jordyn, in her #Murica leo, dances to Eurovision music and does that double double we all move. Her music and dance is super fun and she’s a joy to watch. She goes OOB and breaks our hearts too.
- Aly, also in her #Murica leo, pretty much sticks everything and wows us with that tumbling! Her iconic Hava Nagila music is a tribute to her Jewish heritage and the Israeli Olympians that were killed during the 1972 games.
- Cata follows with a nearly flawless routine (check out that DLO). She’s a grown ass woman and it shows in her choreography and music choice. She does so well that the audience boos when they realize she’s not in the lead.
- Lauren is out to make history for Australian gymnastics at the Olympics. She wears a hot pink leo that matches the arena and shows some of the most difficult tumbling out there!
- Vanessa’s leo choices may be considered a little out of the ordinary, but you do you girl. Her music is epic and I’m a huge fan of her choreography. She ends up tied for third, but unfortunately, they break the tie so she goes home empty handed. Tiebreakers suck.
- Up next is Aliya with her epic Final Hour music and epic choreo to match it. Seriously, when she grabs her leg and then drops to the ground during the piano part I get chills. Also you know the tiebreaker I was talking about? She was the one who won it. In fact, she won 3 tiebreakers during the games - one was during qualifying for this very final and the other was during the AA final. So in short, don’t tie with Aliya. You will lose.
- Last but certainly not least, Sandra wraps it up with her Pink Floyd routine. It’s honestly such a beautiful routine with great tumbling and really nice choreo and it’s all going so well until the last pass. We don’t talk about that last pass.

Remember how all these gymnasts had won World and/or Olympic AA/FX titles except for Aly? Well, Aly ends up winning this by 0.4 (which, for gymnastics, is pretty huge). Cata and Aliya qualified in 7th and 8th but they stepped it up and got silver and bronze because everything is possible. Also Vanessa should have shared the bronze with Aliya because tiebreakers suck. But anyway, this final made me fall in love with gymnastics and I’ve watched it at least 100 times.

https://youtu.be/hjoDzK0siaM

Volleyball World League Preview: Serbia, Brazil, France, Italy, Russia, USA and Poland and the others team will fight for the title

SERBIA - includes 2016 MVP Marko Ivovic and Best Middle Blocker Srecko Lisinca, who will be leading Serbia in the defence of the title which they won for the first time last year by beating Brazil in the final 3-0 in Krakow.

Serbia coach Nikola Grbic has begun rebuilding his team ahead of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games in an effort to rebound from the disappointment of missing Rio 2016 for the first time in a quarter of a century.  

BRAZIL, the most decorated team in the history of the competition with nine titles, on the other hand, are taking a different approach after winning their third Olympic gold last year in Rio 2016.

Mastermind of the Brazilian success coach Bernardo ‘Bernardinho’ Rezende stepped down after Rio 2016 following 15 years at the helm, to be replaced by Los Angeles 1984 Olympics silver medallist Renan Dal Zotto in his first National Team coaching appointment.

Although Rio 2016 MVP libero Serginho has retired from the National Team following the Games, Dal Zotto will be counting for the 2017 FIVB World League on some huge stars and the legacy of 2016, including Best Opposite Wallace Souza, Best Outside Hitter Ricardo Lucarelli and Best Setter Bruno Rezende.

FRANCE: The outside hitter Antonin Rouzier, who moved from Istanbul Buyuksehir Belediyesi to Yenisei Krasnoyarsk ahead of the 2017-18 club season, has not been included in his country’s roster. Following the Rio 2016 Olympic Games the 30-year-old had announced his retirement from the National Team.

But libero Jenia Grebennikov, last year’s World League Best Libero who played a pivotal role over the club season in leading Cucine Lube Civitanova to the Italian Superleague title, remains in coach Laurent Tillie’s arsenal - alongside the other huge stars of France including 2015 World League MVP Earvin Ngapeth, Benjamin Toniutti, Nicolas Le Goff and Kevin Le Roux.

ITALY, who lost to France in the bronze medal match in straight sets last year, have reshaped their line-up for 2017. They lose their top wingmen Ivan Zaytsev and Osmany Juantorena plus Emanuele Brarelli this year, but will count on Filippo Lanza to pick up the slack from the outside. And of course there’s 2016 World League Best Setter Simone Gianelli to orchestrate their offence.

RUSSIA, who have certainly had their ups and downs since winning Olympic gold in London 2012, have also had a change of leadership on the bench, with Sergey Shliapnikov picking up the head coach position from Vladimir Alekno.

With only Dmitry Volkov, Dmitry IIlinykh and Egor Kliuka staying on from the squad that finished fourth in Rio 2016 coach Shliapnikov has revamped the Russian team in attempt to bring it back on track.

POLAND will be headed by two-time Olympians Michal Kubiak and Bartosz Kurek, as they seek to return to the World League podium for the first time since they won gold in 2012 - when Kurek was named MVP.

USA will be looking at repeating their 2014 World League gold, counting on the likes of that year’s MVP Taylor Sander on the outside, complemented by setter Micah Christenson and libero Erik Shoji.

The lone Asian squad in the top-tier group, Iran, are likely to showcase their finest players including setter and captain Mir Saeid Marouflakrani, Argentina, will continue their quest to develop. Coach Julio Velasco called up a mix of new players and veteran players, Belgium coach Vital Heynen will hope to count on top-scoring stars Sam Deroo and Gert Walle, while Bulgaria will have hard-hitting Tsvetan Sokolov and Todor Skrimov on their lineups. Canada, who won promotion to Group 1 will also go through some adjustments under new coach Stephane Antiga.

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Fake fic title (if you're still wanting em): "Angel in disguise" or something silly like "Sorry for the booty smack" idk which ever inspires more haha <3

Angel In Disguise:

Kurt Wagner never thought he’d get invited to a party. Especially not an Halloween party. When he sees you though, his heart skips a beat. Dressed in a devil’s costume, looking like an angel. This would be interesting.


Sorry for the booty smack:

The boys have created a new game. The Ass Smacker. Peter’s winning - his speed helping him smack their bums as much as he wants without getting it back. However, when you’re hanging out with Pete one day, Scott creeps up behind the two of you, about to smack Peter’s ass when he runs away.

Causing Scott to tap your bum.

And you to turn around with wide eyes.

Oh.

A good impression he made…. In front of his crush.

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Television: ‘Tis the season for shows to ruin your night.

The Walking Dead ruined Sunday night and jumps 18 spots to No. 1.
☆ British soap Emmerdale debuts at No. 11 after a killer twist.
☆ You probably haven’t heard anyone talk about Black Mirror yet, but it’s a show and it’s at No. 20.

Movies: A trio of debuts.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show received mixed reactions, but came out on top at No. 1.
☆ Simply and accurately named Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 debuts at No. 11.
☆ America’s PBS aired the Hamilton documentary, Hamilton’s America (No. 6).

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Music: Some people would put a ssssssertain emoji here.

⬆ On the ten year anniversary of her debut album, Taylor Swift is No. 1.
Lady Gaga is at No. 3 after releasing Joanne, which is her album and not a prisoner. 

Celebrities: They’re just like all of us, constantly winning awards and needing bodyguards.

Benedict Cumberbatch moves up to No. 6, a symptom of Doctor Strange’s nearing release..
Lin-Manuel Miranda moves into the No. 7 spot after the aforementioned Hamilton documentary.
⬇︎ Katya Zamolodchikova gets dragged seven spots down to No. 13.

Games: Some spooky titles in this one.

Splatoon returns strong at No. 8 after appearing in the commercial for the Nintendo Switch.
Red Dead Redemption (No. 12) is about to get redder and deader with a sequel due 2017.
⬇︎ Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location’s location? No. 15, a nine spot drop from last week.

Web stuff:  A real internet shake-up.

RWBY premiered its fourth season and all the chatter surrounding it got it to No. 1.
Jacksepticeye’s (No. 3) faux-feud with PewDiePie (No. 16) served their rankings well.
AmazingPhil falls to No. 6, the lowest we’ve seen him in awhile.

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2017 Top Games of the Week Recap: Week 5

Another week in the books! There’s lots to discuss so let’s get to recappin’.

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Top Ten Games of the Week

10. #4 Penn State 45-Indiana 14

This game wasn’t quite as the score indicates. Indiana actually had nearly as many yards as the Nittany Lions and the Hoosier moved the ball pretty well for certain stretches. They did commit four turnovers, which kept the game out of reach. Penn State is still undefeated and climbing the rankings.

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Number 2 - Baseball!Calum [SMUT]

Requested by Anonymous

Summary~ Baseball player!Calum doesn’t like people wearing his number on their baseball merchandise but when he spots you in a bar after a game, he makes an exception

A/N: I’m making most of this up and in reality I know fuck all about baseball

Word Count - 1217

You were brought up on the game, a born Red Sox fan, since the day you could set foot into the stadium you’ve pretty much never missed a game, your grandfather, then your father, now you’re on your own, well kind of, you’re never alone among your “Own kind” so to speak and the stadium folks know you.

Every week you don your freshly washed an ironed Red Sox shirt and make your way down to get use out of your season pass. Lucky number ‘2′ - Calum Hood.

“[Y/N] we were worried you wouldn’t be here,” Stan on the door grns opening the just locked gate.

“Late home from work,” you scan through the season pass and log on.

“I think Lou still has your seat saved,” he slaps you on the back as you move along and you run through the stadium to your usual spot.

“See, I told you she’d be here, now move along,” Lou the snack vender waves you over.

“Thanks,” you grin.

“Can’t have you with abad view”

You’re quite the personality in the stands, the loudest mouth the Sox have got at their home game, especially when they win.

This game has you barely in your seat and when its all over, with a huge victory to the Reds your entire section erupts.

“To the bar!” someone yells and with that a bunch of people are piling out of the stands and to the local team bar not far away.

For that Saturday you find yourself sat on the bar surrounded by red sox fans, chanting and singing the night away. It get’s to about 10pm when you see a ruckus in the crowd and suddenly you catch sight of the genuine number 2 shirt and Calum wearing it. He has a guy by the collar.

Suddenly you hear him yelling, “Two is my number, my business, not some bloody fashion statement”

The bar goes silent as the guy slides his shirt off and drops it to the floor, “Well then you better see to her too”

The finger points to you and before you know it Calum Thomas Hood is making his way to you.

“Seems we have a problem here..” he mutters quietly.

You look down and then into his eyes, “You want me to take my clothes off?”

A few people start laughing around you.

He doesn’t answer but turns to the barman, “Jack and coke please”

“I didn’t know you were so against people supporting your team,” you say to him a small while later when he’s sat on the bar stool next to you.

“I’m all for people supporting the team, the logo, the banners, the hats, just not my number,” he takes a sip.

“Why make an exception for me then?” you ask.

“Because, if someone found out that I got a girl to strip becase she was wearing my t-shirt number I’d have girls waiting at the locker room wearing them,” he laughs a little.

“Didn’t peg you as the big headed type”

“I’m not, it’s just the truth,” he laughs again. “Besides, isn’t there another number you could wear on your shirt, surely James Hicks number 6 is more deserving of your affection, isn’t he like 37th hottest guy inn sport?”

“You think I’m just here as some kind of groupie..”

You slide off the bar and drop to the floor, now a lot shorter than him still on the stool.

“Aren’t you?”

A little offended you smirk a little and turn to him, “Want to come back to my place?”

He smiles a little, “Let me grab my coat”

You’re majorly conflicted as Calum flirts with you, his hand resting on your knee in the back of the cab, he’s been your favourite player since he joined the team 3 years ago, when he made the winning hit in the world series he took over the spot of James Hicks in your organised hierarchy of baseball players.

You flip on the lights as you walk into your apartment and Calum’s hand stays permanently fixed to your waist.

“This may be a little creepy,” you say, leading him to the room he assumes is your bedroom.

“A little creepy can be good”

When you turn on the light he is met by the sight of your lounge room, with reclining sofa and tv opposite, set against your baseball memorabilia collection.

“Oh”

You wander over to the shelves and pick up a popcorn bag, “1999, my first red sox game, I was 3

“2004,” you pick up a hat, “The first time the Sox won a world series in 86 years, I was 8

“2007,” you reach for a signed picture. “They regained their title from 2004, I was 11″

“I get it,” he rolls his eyes.

“No,” you stop him, “2013, The Boston Red Sox win their World Series title once again, I remember this one well because I was 17 this time, they win with an almost record playing hit from newcomer number 2, a risk in the first place but it played out well, flew straight into my hands”

He wanders across the room and takes the ball from your hands, “Definitely not just a groupie then”

“No, not just a groupie, I’m also a huge baseball fan”

Your faces only seem to be a matter of centimeters apart, then millimeters and suddenly your lips are together, his tongue running along your bottom lip to kiss you properly. Your arms snake around his neck and his hands slide down your sides rubbing the skin that’s visible on your hips. He sits down on the arm of the sofa and lets you slot yourself in between his legs.

As his hands slide up your back and under your shirt you mutter against his lips, “Now you can get what you want”

“And what’s that?” he pulls away to ask.

“To get me out of your number,” you reach down and pull of your shirt.

His head falls into your neck and his kisses down your collarbones, grinding against your core. You shove his chest so he falls back onto the sofa and you manage to straddle his waist. You rake your fingers over his skin and help get him out of his shirt too before unbuckling his jeans His fingers fiddle past the rest of your clothes until there’s nothing left between you.

An endless stream of curses flows from his mouth as he takes you by the hips and eases himself into you, bucking his own hips at the contact. Your back arches as a knot builds in your stomach and you moan out.

He continues until his breathing gets heavy and the two of you ride out your highs and fall down onto the sofa down into a mess of tangled limbs on the sofa.

The next morning you wake up, alone, and sad at that realization. Then as you look around you notice a note hung over the baseball;

I had to go to practice, but I’ll be at the bar again at about 5pm
Also I left you a present.

Confused about the note you walk out into the first room of your apartment to see your No. 2 tshirt laid out next to a larger version.

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