3 d glasses

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

“As he knelt patiently on the rooftops, Cyrus notched his glass-head arrow, waiting for his target to appear in his line of sight. He had received all of the information he needed for his Queen. Now, the only thing left to do, was kill the loose tie.

Inhale. Exhale.

With one swift movements,  Cyrus’s arrow had embedded itself into the mans neck. It shattered upon impact. Sending shards of glass in every direction. Cyrus grinned as he hid again behind a chimney for cover. The sound of guards scrambling for their fallen Lord and orders being yelled were the only things audible on top of the distant tavern bustling in the city below.

Cyrus slipped back into the shadows, and made his way back toward Evermeet. To Felharidul, in the castle of glass, where he would report his findings to Queen Maehdari.’’

Commission done! Cyrus Venlael, a high elf ranger trained in bow, blade, and espionage & his young dire wolf companion: Storm. Characters and lore belong to Diamond a.k.a Diamselves ;)

  • Aries: Ouija boards. Ticking clocks.
  • Taurus: Flight. Wildlife. Peter Pan.
  • Gemini: Computer keys. 3-D movie glasses. Honeycombs.
  • Cancer: Late-night romcoms. The color of blood.
  • Leo: Caves. Blood and ashes. Cats.
  • Virgo: Sunlight. Lipstick. Dresses.
  • Libra: Dragons. Red. The smell of chalk.
  • Scorpio: Broken glass. Treasure chests. Red converse.
  • Sagittarius: Darkness. Emptiness. Metal. Loose electrical wires.
  • Capricorn: Carnivals at night. Stardust.
  • Aquarius: Abandoned ships. Maps. Royalty.
  • Pisces: Sea life. Plants. Deep-sea leviathans.
Looking back, I can’t remember the truth. I blew everything out of proportion so I could feel the hurt and betrayal and write about it in vivid detail. It was my own method of torture. My own undoing; and I enjoyed every second of it.
—  c.j.n.
Invention Exchange (S02E07)

Frank is spared from any mad science experimentation this week, but we think you can see the fear in his eyes now. He’s fairly well behaved in this episode, although at one point Frank’s interrupting causes Clayton to lose both his train of thought and his temper; this leads to hilarity.

Here you see it in all its glory: The Hobby Hog. You know, like a hobby horse, but it’s a motorcycle instead. It’s an attempt, Clayton explains, to update an old concept for more modern times. The Cowboy and the Biker can both be anti-heroes, we admit, but still, the connection is tenuous at best. Of course, The Editor is not a mad scientist, so what do we know?

Meanwhile, Joel’s got 3-D Pizza. Tom Servo moves Pepperoni to Anchovy level 4. We aren’t sure what this means, but it definitely happens. Also, Crow is wearing 3-D glasses, and he feels like he’s really there. (nobody tell him -ed.)

Joel has a bit of a secondary invention, too: the pizza lunchbox. Tom Servo bitingly points out the obvious fact that it is, in fact, just a trash can lid:

Joel responds as only Joel can: “Well, you can use it for that, too.”

The Signs as Art History Lecture Quotes

Aries: “It’s gonna be a Saint Vincent Barbecue!”

Taurus: “now you can put on your 3-D glasses”

Gemini: “Could she be mocking the size of his…pleasure?”

Cancer: “Here’s my wife for scale”

Leo: “diagonal axis of sexual looking”

Virgo: “if you’re looking very closely she has her hand in his trousers”

Libra: “the pyramids were constructed much like how I used to build houses for my teddy bears”

Scorpio: “Caravaggio once assaulted a waiter over an artichoke”

Sagittarius: “you only have to look at the face to see that he’s a great ladies man”

Capricorn: “I don’t know how one becomes a casual reader at a monastic library”

Aquarius: “Isodoric columns are basically a squeezed tube of toothpaste”

Pisces: “Diagonals are our drug of choice”