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ENTJ Gothic
  • You laugh. Everyone else stops laughing. Someone’s hand shakes, and a wine glass shatters.
  • “I’m such a realistic person,” your Te assesses. Your Ni nods affirmatively, and goes back to making weird shit up.
  • You’ve been elected student council president. They won’t let you streamline the class period system or fire any of the teachers. You silently curse Kill la Kill for giving you unrealistic expectations.
  • “You’re so unfriendly and you hate parties. How are you an extrovert? You must be an INTJ,”  your friend says. She’s right; ENTJs are just INTJs on meth.
  • Why do all of your friends think that processing means hugs and validation? You just want advice. Your therapist won’t even give you advice without “listening empathetically” first. Why are your parents paying $80 an hour for this?
  • You’ve been elected student council president again. “Do I have to do this?” you mutter. You don’t remember running this year. “You’re an ENTJ; you want to, right?” the principal says. You don’t want to; you won’t able to make any real changes in policy. You’re just a symbol. The principal tells you it will look good on your college application and offers you a cookie.
  • You decide not to major in poly-sci.
  • You are officially an adult. You have been ready for this moment since preschool. Your friends say they still don’t feel like adults, which sounds terrifying and is probably the reason they are still dependent upon your friendship.
  • “Time management! Attention! Priorities!” you snarl for the fourth time this morning. Your coworkers spend the next hour brainstorming ways to get you fired.
  • “You’re an ENTJ? Can you help me make a five-year plan?” they ask. “Of course,” you reply. You give them control of your crumbing ponzi scheme, and they spend the next five years in jail.
  • Everything is closed on Sunday. Don’t they realize you have things to do before the week starts? You drive and drive and drive, looking for a city that never sleeps. The sky darkens; your car melts into the pavement. You are the city. You never sleep.
  • Someone thinks you’d be a power bottom. At least you aren’t a needy top like all five of your ENFJ friends. You delete three of them from your contacts while you’re thinking of it.
  • Your job involves expensive suits, firing people, creepy motivational posters on the walls of your office, and a formal title that your friends and family don’t understand. They ask what you do at work. “Extroverted thinking,” you tell them, and they nod politely and ask, “But what does your company make?” “Money,” you say. “But how do you earn the money?” “Introverted intuition,” you tell them. They nod again. It’s a very ambiguous function.
  • Your ISTJ coworker pipes in. “We trade stocks.” This is technically insider trading because Ni is psychic, but no one says anything.
  • You care about someone; this is not part of the plan. You race around doing errands in your black Camaro, swearing profusely at people who drive the speed limit.
  • It’s time to make some major life changes. Everything is boring and the days are starting to blur together. You engage your Se.
  • We don’t talk about what happens next.
  • The scientists have discovered a way to see inside your brain. They find out it’s just a game of Tetris. “Perhaps we can program the perfect leader somehow,” one of them says. You slide an I-block into place and exhale, contented. The brain scans turn blue.
  • You move to the coast, work in a little coffee shop and play your saxophone in a pub band by night. You date ISFPs who read you their poetry. No one is afraid of you anymore. You are peaceful and connected. Your therapist said this would make you happy.
  • You still cannot sleep.

**Please do not delete the text or self promote. Doing so will automatically disqualify you**

Hello Angels. I’m glad to present my first ever awards collaboration with Aku. I’m very very excited about this. Both of us share a mutual love for Kylie Jenner lip kits thus this awards was born. I can’t wait to meet a lot of new and wonderful blogs out there.

Rules:

  • Must be following me @amazely and Aku @cokonut (We will be checking!)
  • Reblog this post at least once, liking it will be overlooked as bookmarking 

Categories:

  • Best Theme (2x)- Moon
  • Best Post (2x)- Dirty Peach 
  • Best URLs (2x) - Spice 
  • Best Icon (2x) - Reign
  • Nicest Blogger (2x) - Candy K
  • Best New Discoveries (2x) - Leo
  • Best Alternate Blog Style (2x) - Dead of Knight 
  • Best Overalls (2x) - KyMajestic 
  • Aku’s Personal Faves (2x) - Koko K
  • Lina’s Personal Faves (2x) - Mary Jo K

Perks:

  • Two new friends :)
  • A follow from both of us (if not already)
  • Spot on an awesome page (under construction)
  • A promo of your choice each week upon request
  • Blog advice, html help, etc
  • Winners can collab with us on awards or faves

Higher Chances: 

  • Talk to the both of us (we don’t bite)
  • Reblog this post more than once
  • Queue or reblog from us 
  • Apply for Aku’s other awards here and here

Others:

  • Banners was made by the beautiful @rehticent. See her other banners here
  • We will pick the winners once we are happy with the notes
  • Good luck and Happy Reblogging 

**Please don’t let this flop, or forget this ever happen**

I’M WHEEZING. LOOKS AT JUNHYUNG’S FACE

I choked on my drink while watching this

thank you to everyone who participated in my “beautiful cities awards”, it was so tough trying to choose the winners, all of you have really beautiful blogs. i love you all so much. So here are my winners….the page is right here 


W I N N E R S  :

- Paris, France  best overall ( @adoirable and @sassyeh

- Amsterdam, Netherlands  best theme ( @c-oco and @swiftlie

- Dubai, UAE  Most Unique Blog ( @luraly and @dehfine)

-  Venice, Italy  Best Posts ( @obliviousy and @flevure

- London, England Best URL ( @amazely and @ecsence )

-  New York, USA Best Icon ( @serenhty and @pradolce )

-  Sydney, AUS Nicest Blogger ( @kartuzi and @foxyeh )

-  Tokyo, Japan Best Color Scheme ( @bhloom and @balhm )

- Budapest, Hungary Newest Discovery ( @fleurxl and @rhainy )

i will message you all personally with the perks of being chosen, congrats!! x - Vanessa 



Hi guys! Ognjena and I have collabbed to create these awards because we both love winter and tea, so we present to you, the Winter Tea Awards by Danhgerous and Vogeu!

Rules:

  • Mbf both Faith @danhgerous and Ognjena @vogeu
  • Reblog this post, likes aren’t counted but can be for bookmarking
  • Please don’t delete the text, it won’t show up on your blog anyways.

Categories:

  • Peppermint tea - Best Url (2x)
  • Candy cane tea - Best Icon (2x)
  • Cranberry tea - Best Theme (2x)
  • Cinnamon spice tea - Best Posts (2x)
  • Ginger tea - Best Under 5k (2x)
  • Pomegranate tea - Nicest Blogger (2x)
  • Chocolate mint tea - Best Overall (2x)
  • Soothing caramel tea - Faith’s Favourite
  • Vanilla tea - Ognjena’s Favourite

(If you want to be considered for the best under 5k category please submit a screenshot to Faith)

Perks:

  • A spot on a fabulous awards page!
  • Two new friends <3
  • A follow from both of us, if not already
  • Q4Q upon request!

Higher chances:

  • Reblog this post more than once
  • Have an awesome blog ofc <3
  • Talk to us! We’re super friendly :)
  • Follow Faith and Ognjena on instagram and message Faith your username

*also our lovely banner was made by @bannersbyrehticent / @rehticent*

Hey babes! I just created a youtube channel and I would love it if you could check it out! Check it out HERE :)

 It would mean SO much to me! I am so grateful for all of you <3 Feel free to send me a message if you do so I can personally thank you and try and return the favour some how <3

I will be posting videos 2x a week, every Monday and Thursday at 7pm!

I upload a mixture of lifestyle, health, fitness, advice, and a few other random videos, as well as a few personal videos about myself!

Don’t forget to SUBSCRIBE! :) x

Love you all so much <3

*Please do not delete the text or self-promote, you’ll be disqualified if so!*

Hihi my glazed donuts!!! (I’ve been great thanks for asking) GUESS WHAT? today I am announcing my first ever awards with a Game of Thrones thematic! I love GoT, you love GoT, Jimmy Fallon loves GoT and probably martians too so why not?

Did I mention that these are birthday awards? Oh yeah that makes them twice as special!

My birthday is on September 17th!!

(in case you wanna write that down) AND I hit 1k so these awards are extremely especial to me! Well, enough chat, let’s get to the nominations :)

R U L E S

  • Must be following me, Bella(@cihtrouille) I’ll check eh.
  • Reblog this post, likes will be considered for bookmarking only

T H E    C H A R A C T H E R S

Daenerys Targaryen= Best overall (2x)

Tyrion Lannister= Best Theme (2x)

Sansa Stark= Best URL (2x)

Margaery Tyrell=   Best Posts (2x)

Jaqen H'ghar= Best extras (2x)

Brienne of Tarth=   Nicest Blogger (1x)

Jon Snow= Personal Favourite (1x)

T H E   P E R K S

  • A follow from me if not already
  • A charming, good looking, and not to mention HELLA FUNNY new friend a.k.a me
  • Q4Q or promos on request for a month (max. 2 per week)
  • A spot in my bubble tab// awards section (under construction)

H I G H E R   C H A N C E S

  • Hit that message button! Let’s talk about your day, our cultures, movies, music, whatevs, I’m nice af
  • Folllow my instagram (cihtrouille) then message me your user!
  • Have a similar blog style (clean/white is so pleasing I cry)
  • Reblog this like crazy

O T H E R S

  • Banner made by the lovely Haniah (@rehticent), check her blog out (@bannersbyrehticent) and ask for yours! (background found on we heart it)
  • I will be picking on SEPTEMBER 18th, a day after my birthday :)

Love you, pals!

Bella x

If this flops, pretend it never happened :(

*please don’t delete the text or self-promote because you will be automatically disqualified*

Hey guys! Chloe and I have decided to do an awards together and we’re super excited to see how it turns out :)

Rules:

mbf @refloats and @unswear

reblog this post, likes only for bookmarking

Categories:

  • Azalea - Best url (2x)
  • Buttercup - Best icon (2x)
  • Carnation - Best posts (2x)
  • Daffodil - Best theme (2x)
  • Daisy - Best color scheme (2x)
  • Gardenia - Best playlist (2x)
  • Hydrangea - Best mobile preview (2x)
  • Lavender - New descovery (2x)
  • Lily - Nicest blogger (2x)
  • Orchid - Chloe’s fave (2x)
  • Peony - Kaitlyn’s fave (2x)
  • Poppy - Best overall (1x)

Perks:

  • new friends!
  • q4q / p4p anytime on request / help with anything
  • featured on a page under construction

Higher Chances:

Other:

  • banner was made by the amazing @rehticent
  • winners will be chosen when we are happy with the notes
  • if you have any questions, feel free to ask us!

*don’t delete the text or self promote or you won’t be considered*

Fara ( @mauvaish ) & I ( @desiering ) became friends recently and so we decided to host an awards together :) We are super duper excited for this! If you are interested in this, please read the following carefully:

RULES:

PERKS:

  • Featured on a page (under construction)
  • 2 new best friends!
  • Lots of queues
  • Promos upon request up to two times a week 

AWARDS:

  • Kylie Cosmetics - Best Overall (2x)
  • Anastasia Beverly Hills - Best Posts (2x) 
  • NARS -  Best Url (2x) 
  • Tarte - Best Theme (2x) 
  • Urban Decay - Best Playlist (2x) 
  • Benefit Cosmetics - Best Icon (2x) 
  • Lime Crime - Best Colour Palette (2x) 
  • BH Cosmetics - Nicest Blogger (2x) 
  • E.L.F - New Discovery (2x) 
  • Chanel - Fara’s Favourite
  • ColourPop - Kit’s Favourite

HIGHER CHANCES:

  • Have a similar blog type
  • Be active and reblog this post more than once 
  • Talk to us here and here

OTHERS:

  • Choosing 2 lovely people per category
  • Choosing when we are happy with the notes!
  • Banner made by the beautiful talented Haniah
  • If you have any questions feel free to ask either of us!
  • PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP, OR THIS NEVER HAPPENED

Good luck & Happy Reblogging!

- Kit & Fara

*please don’t delete the text or self-promote because you will be automatically disqualified*

Hey guys! Nicole and I have recently bonded over tea so we present to you… the Tea Awards!

Rules:

  • mbf Nicole (@chayana​) and me (@refloats​)
  • reblog this post, likes only for bookmarking

Categories:

  • Black - Best url (2x)
  • Earl Grey - Best icon (2x)
  • Fruit - Best posts (2x)
  • Green - Best theme (2x)
  • Herbal - Best color scheme (2x)
  • Honey - Best playlist (2x)
  • Jasmine - Best mobile preview (2x)
  • Oolong - New descovery (2x)
  • Pu-erh - Nicest blogger (2x)
  • Chai - Nicole’s fave (2x)
  • Iced - Kaitlyn’s fave (2x)
  • White - Best overall (1x)

Perks:

  • new friends!
  • q4q / p4p anytime on request / help with anything
  • featured on a page under construction

Higher Chances:

  • reblog my faves 1.0
  • reblog my summer awards with Maria
  • reblog my bouquet awards with Chloe
  • participate in any of our promos
  • talk to us! :)
  • reblog more than once so we’ll notice you more!

Other:

  • beautiful banner made by @bhliss
  • winners will be chosen when we are happy with the notes
  • if you have any questions, feel free to ask us!

Happy reblogging and good luck!

~Kaitlyn & Nicole