2pm as one

Company Stan Facts

Big Three

SM: 

  • Biggest question… What does the SM stand for? Stans know
  • SMTown
  • SMRookies
  • The Basement KunSol are you guys in there???
  • Probably messes up their hip joint dancing to Ring Ding Dong
  • Justice for all of F(x)
  • Variety Legends (SuJu alone proves that)
  • Usually don’t play well with YG stans
  • The cloud background is nostalgic also Shinee’s Lucifer dance practice is legendary
  • Chinese members are protected like crazy because the actual company seems to not care about them
  • Invented lawsuits and being sued (JYJ only winners there) literally has a controversies section on wiki
  • Any artist that left them is pretty much taboo for music shows
  • Brought about over half of the pioneering kpop groups just saying
  • Has successful girl groups they seem to forget about like seriously barely any dance practices, solo concerts, or fandom names for years
  • NCT are our new boys and we love them, but really what the fuck is this Neo Culture Technology system were you high when you thought of it SooMan

JYP:

  • He failed when it came to Wonder Girls they should’ve stayed together
  • *whispers* JYP aka an iconic line
  • “You mean JYP or Park Jinyoung” (two different people in that context)
  • Waiting for 15&
  • Praising based gods for Every Day6
  • Stans get along with SM or YG stans
  • JYP Family aka Dad JYP and his meme children
  • Can probably dance all of Miss A’s songs not as good as Bambam though
  • Collective embarressment over JYP’s “Who’s Your Mama?” video
  • Stans are divided on whether they like the title tracks JYP produces or not
  • Wonders why 2AM hasn’t officially disbanded even though all the members work with other companies
  • Speaking of 2AM… bow down to the true Queen, Jo Kwon
  • Hardcore Twice defenders
  • Divided on whether Somi would’ve been a good addition to Twice

YG:

  • Hip Hop is life
  • The Dungeon aka why you can barely see during the dance practice videos
  • Sechskies are gods
  • Epik High are legends
  • Playful with JYP but SM…that’s a no
  • The songs have dances…but do they really?
  • Real PSY stans are in abundance
  • Had to deal with too many scandals at one time protection squads through the roof
  • Equal questioning and love over TOP’s instagram but we all got emotional when he started posting again
  • 2NE1, Minzy, and Park Bom deserved better
  • Taehyun deserved better
  • If they aren’t promoting in Korea, then they are in Japan for who knows how long
  • Support of CEO Seungri
  • Solo work rivals their own groups
  • Probably cries everytime they hear Lee Hi’s angel vocals
  • Wonders when focus will be put back onto IKon, Winner, AKMU etc oh seems it took a disbandment and enlistment

Crazy obsessed (insert kpop group here) stan: IF YOU DON’T KNOW ALL THE GROUP MEMBERS NAMES THEIR MOM’S NAMES FROM THE BLOOD TYPE OF THEIR PETS AND IF U CAN’T DESCRIBE THE TASTE OF THEIR SWEAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE AN ANTI AND U NEED TO KILL URSELF

Me:

It took me a while but i finally colored @keiid drawing. The original was a collaboration with @keiid and @unisonraidd, which was beautifully done! Time to do the other two.

Just..just watch. I can’t w/these fools😂 I swear I love them. First off, I’m just marveling at the fact that Woobaby used the term “stout”, like who taught you that?

JUST A DAILY REMINDER THAT IT'S OKAY TO STAN MORE THAN ONE GROUP๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A "FAKE" FAN IF YOU LIKE MORE THAN JUST ONE GROUP.

Stan and love as many groups as you want cuz there are too many amazing kpop groups and artists to feel like you have to be restricted to just one

Everyone needs to remember this...

Don’t settle for “okay” or “good enough” or “nice”. Life is too short. Be happy with who you are and who you’re with. Love yourself just as much as you love others.

i’ll say again the fact that you can’t further mend the sheikah / yiga divide compared to other places you do help feels a bit. unfulfilling. but guess the analogy of the peaks never being able to fit perfectly together as one again kinda solidifies that though, doesn’t it

Requested imagine •4 Jeff

Could you possibly do an imagine/fic where either Monty or Jeff is tutoring the reader in Spanish and she’s always had a bit of a crush on him so when he starts speaking spanish she loses it and kisses him? He could also have a crush on her so when she does it hes happy yet asks why and kinda teases her about how she likes when he speaks spanish. I’m sorry if this is weird you don’t have to do it
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2pm could only mean one thing, you’re tutor session with Jeff, you’d been looking forward to this all week, you had to admit though you weren’t learning much Spanish since you just stared at him all dreamy as he rabbited on in Spanish.

You arrived at the library and saw Jeff already sitting waiting “Hey Jeff!” You said sitting down across from him “hola” he replied with a dashing smile, your heart raced a little hearing his deep Spanish accent he put on. Twenty minutes later you found yourself daydreaming at Jeff as usual, “so, I would introduce myself by saying. mi nombre es Jeff” he explained and you nodded enthusiastically “Tu nombre es y/n” he added smiling at you, you couldn’t help but feel weak at the knees at him speaking Spanish. You were struggling with the spelling so Jeff joined you at your side of the table, he was leaning over your side and you could smell his musky scent, he was driving you crazy today!

You turned to face him in his new seat as he began to teach you again “tengo el pelo castañ-” he didn’t even get to finish his sentence before you crashed your lips to his, you mentally kicked yourself but somehow couldn’t pull away, he finally started to kiss you back and it lasted about 30 seconds before you both pulled away “um wow y/n!” Jeff said biting his lip “im sorry I shouldn’t have done that, I’ll go!” You exclaim scrambling out of your chair, Jeff grabs your arm and pulls you back down again “I think I’m a little jealous that you grew the balls to do it before I did” he said laughing, you felt a smile grow as you realised he liked you back then you noticed him raise an eyebrow “Te gusta cuando hablo español?” He asked and you nodded catching the jist of what he said, he laughing and placed his hand on your thigh “Te vuelve loco por mi?” He winked, you bit your lip “si” was all you could whimper and he gently touched your cheek and kissed you softly “Me vuelves loco en cualquier idioma” he whispered grabbing your hand “let’s give up on this and go get fries?” He asked as you both gathered your things and left the building.


I hope this is okay, I’m sorry if it’s not very good! 😣