too-many-fxcking-idiots  asked:

The 2ps S/O invites them to paint ball and leads the 2ps on to think they're gonna win before ABSOLUTELY BUTCHERING THEM

“YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!” Full on rage but he’ll be fine after a few minutes. – 2p Italy, 2p America, 2p China

“How just…..HOW?!” He was caught off-guard and will take a minute to process everything. – 2p Germany, 2p Spain, 2p France, 2p Canada

“….Are you a pro? I have a feeling you’re a pro.” Is genuinely impressed by your skills. – 2p Japan, 2p Romano, 2p Prussia, 2p England, 2p Russia

anonymous asked:

idk if ur askbox is open, if not ignore this. However, i would really like if you did male s/o imagine where they are feeling cuddly with 2P Russia, and 2P Spain if thats okay. sorry if it doesn't make sense.

2p! Russia/ Ion

It started out simple enough.

A shift here, a touch there. A soft whisper, a warm answer.

A hand being delicately held in larger, warmer ones, and that fluffy blanket cocooned in between legs that are so entangled in each other that it was hard to tell how it had began.

It was all so sweet. All so gentle and something straight out from a three second scene in a movie that you just knew would end up with the couple kissing and probably making love outside of the screen like their lives depended on it.

That’s the way it started.


Both of you leaning against one another, Ion pressing his forehead against yours (eyes practically singing with all the things that he couldn’t say, those half lidded eyes and soft smile) while warm puffs of air fluttered across your lips. It was perfect. So very perfect that if anyone had been looking in and this had been an actual movie, there would have been someone in their seat screaming to JUST KISS ALREADY.

Of course it was in that exact moment where you thought that, that you sneezed and violently smacked your head against Ion’s.

¤ Ω ¤

2p! Spain/Andres

In all honesty, you weren’t quite sure how you ended up on the floor with Andres.

Nor were you entirely certain where he thought that trying parkour in the middle of your room was the best idea possible. But you did know that there was a lot of shrieking, flailing, and possible bruises included in that whole two point five seconds that he kicked open that door and slammed you to the ground like an angry, clumsy, turtle.

You stared up at the ceiling.

“Andres… did you just run across the road, scale a fence, and burst into my room screaming ‘parkour’?”


“… why.”

“I was feeling cuddly.”

anonymous asked:

How would 2p axis react to their daughter climbing up to their bed and cuddling them at night?

2p Italy - I’m sorry but you’re a big girl; you can sleep in your own bed. However his only exception is only if she had a nightmare. In which case cuddle up as much as you want.

2p Germany - Depending on her age, no. He likes to move around a lot and is worried about pushing her off or laying on top of her.

2p Japan: He likes his personal space, so having his daughter cuddled up next to him will feel a bit weird. He won’t object if it’s for a good reason like a nightmare or something like that.

2p Romano: He welcomes his little girl with open arms because he just loves to hold her and comfort her.

2p Spain: Would feel a bit weird about it but wouldn’t be able to say no to his little girl. He just keeps his distance from her as much as possible.

2p Prussia: Doesn’t mind at all but would ask why she’s sleeping in his bed. He might let her…depending.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any 2p! BTT headcanons? Sorry if this was already asked, I didn't see it.

((nah fam I don’t think so don’t worry))

2P!BTT Headcanons

  • alright so they don’t hang out as much as they used to, but when they do it goes a little something like this:
  • Francois usually brings up to Gilen that he hasn’t seen Andres (2P!Spain) in a while and is like 12% sure he’s dead
    - Gilen says that’s pushing it and he’s at least 13%
    - Andres, out of nowhere, calls them both idiots and proclaims 14%
  • they stare
  • Andres sets down a bottle of rum
  • they start talking
  • it’s pretty difficult to get Gilen really talking, but he only super does when Andres is ‘round because he pisses him off in that buddy sort of way
  • so they can argue for hours about the most useless of things
  • it doesn’t matter what
    - Francois likes providing topics
  • they like watching The Most Popular Girls in School (separately) and then discussing it’s like it’s book club
  • Andres is a stan for rum and tequila
  • Francois hates anything except for whiskey and wine
  • Gilen prefers juice, or, if he had to pick; a sangria
  • Allen thought it was funny to call their trio by their initials before he knew it was totally fucking horrible to use that word
    - Andres calls him out on it all the time
  • Andres thinks there’s a competition going on when there isn’t an always tries to “best” the other two
    - Gilen will humour him from time to time
  • a day hasn’t gone by where Francois and Gilen are roasting each other in the group chat
    - it is literally the only thing keeping Francois from letting his phone die
  • They “hang out” ((it’s a slumber party)) every month where they “do badass things” like make home made face masks out of foods and lock Andres outside to see how long it takes him to get back in
    - the record is twelve seconds
    - he (drunkenly) launched himself through the window on the roof
    -they don’t know how he got up there so fast
    - ((that’s actually a true story about me except I wasn’t drunk and the window was open. I had a giant bruise from where I fell face first onto the toilet seat and slammed my thigh on the sink while upside down))
  • Francois brings it upon himself to mess with them while they’re asleep
    - he likes to put mayo in Andres’ shoes and braid toothpicks into Gilen’s hair

2ps as Danganronpa Characters

2p Italy: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

2p Germany: Kazuichi Soda

2p Japan: Kiyotaka Ishimaru

2p Romano: Celeste Ludenberg

2p Spain: Maki Harukawa

2p Prussia: Chiaki Nanami

2p America: Mondo Owada

2p England: Sonia Nevermind

2p France: Ryoma Hoshi

2p Russia: Shuichi Saihara

2p China: Ouma Kokichi

2p Canada: Mondo Owada


2p Denmark: Toko Fukawa

2p Finland: Mukuro Ikusaba

2p Sweden: Mikan Tsumiki

2p Norway: Rantaro Amami

2p Iceland: Mahiru Koizumi

2p Sealand: Hiyoko Saionji

2p Estonia: Ibuki Mioda

2p Lithuania: Kaito Momota

2p Latvia: Leon Kuwata

2p Belarus: Sayaka Maizono

2p Ukraine: Miu Iruma

2p Poland: Izuru Kamukura

2p Austria: Gundham Tanaka

2p Hungary: Tenko Chabachira

2p Romania: Korekiyo Shinguji

2p Switzerland: Chihiro Fujisaki

2p Liechtenstein: Akane Owari

2p Kugelmugel: Hiyoko Saionji

2p Greece: Kaito Momota

2p Turkey: Byakuya Tagami

2p Hong Kong: Nagito Komaeda

2p Taiwan: Kyoko Kirigiri

2p Vietnam: Kirumi Tojo

2p South Korea: Kiibo

Extra bonus:

Nyo! 2p England: Junko Enoshima

2ps as High School Teachers

2p!America: History Teacher

  • Okay but first off, this dude is like Alfred with Science, He LOVES History
  • Especially U.S. History but he still loves all of history around the world
  • He’s not a big fan of the textbooks
  • Which he believes are wrong and when one thing is wrong he throws a fit
  • His class is next to James’s English Class
  • So James and his students hear Al’s rage about History books being wrong
  • Al’s class loves these fits. They find it hilarious
  • James, however, does not.

2p!Canada: English Teacher

  • His class is next to Al’s
  • He will hear Al rage about the textbooks while in the middle of teaching his class
  • Suddenly he has to stop when he hears a thump against the wall
  • He knows Allan threw the damn book
  • So now he has to leave his class and go calm Al down and remind him that Damaging property and cussing out the textbook is gonna get him fired
  • James also corrects Al Grammar
  • Which Further just angers Al who calls him a Grammar Nazi

2p!England: Foods Teacher/Home Ec

  • Sweetest Teacher ever
  • Unless you are really REALLY Bad
  • Shares what his class bakes with the other teachers plus the Principle
  • He’s known for an “Incident” that happened a few years back but all the students then have graduated since, so now only the faculty know what happened back then
  • No one likes to talk about it
  • Poor Kid should have been more careful than to anger Ollie

2p!France: French Teacher

  • Often gets personal treats from Oliver. All the students of them both ship it
  • Why the hell are you taking his class?
  • He’s more like a college professor, honestly?
  • He doesn’t care if you skip or not as long as you get the work done
  • Very laid back and lets his students listen to their music
  • Does care for his students but they should know how to be responsible

2p!China: Study Hall Teacher

  • Everyone loves him
  • Everyone knows he smokes weed
  • He’s dealt Weed to a kid before
  • Possibly dealt other drugs as well
  • Loves to let his class have small parties
  • Still makes sure they do their work though
  • Helps them if they need any help
  • Is seriously Chill and practically friends with the student body

2p!Russia: Principle

  • Wonders how his life came to this
  • Has tried to kick out Flavio so many times but he keeps coming back
  • Eventually he gave up
  • Also gave up on threatening Allan every time Allan threw a tantrum over the History Books
  • He’s really tired of this school
  • Natasha is a secretary in the office
  • Kat is the vice principle
  • Someone please give this man a break

2p!Italy: Art Teacher

  • Passionate about Art
  • He encourages his students with their art
  • Locks the door to his classroom so Flavio can’t get in
  • one student always unlocks the damn door
  • Lutz comes in during his free periods just to annoy Luciano 
  • Luciano has come so close to stabbing Lutz with a paintbrush
  • try him fucker
  • He’ll use your blood as paint

2p!Germany: Gym Teacher

  • Loves his job
  • Surprisingly Lazy when he wants to be
  • Loves his students
  • Usually has fun games planned for each day
  • Actually does have favorite students
  • Klaus picked out the gym uniforms
  • Lutz may have tried to get something more inappropriate
  • Klaus would not allow it
  • He’s a good teacher for the most part

2p!Prussia: Librarian

  • Everyone knows him yet everyone has a hard time noticing him
  • He hears a lot of gossip from kids in the library
  • Will tell Flavio cause he begs
  • Viktor actually likes him
  • Cause he does his fucking job
  • Passive aggressive little shit though like with Andres and unlocking the door
  • Also with the grammar nazi thing, he’ll sometimes walk by as James and Al argue 
  • when the brothers get to that point they freeze
  • Outside the door
  • The cold, red stare of the Prussian warns
  • ‘Say another thing and it’s your lives you should worry about not your jobs’
  • Is nice to the students
  • Won’t take shit from the teachers/Faculty (Unless they are Viktor)

2p!Japan: Math Teacher

  • Everyone sees him as a mean/Terrible teacher
  • A lot of his students think he’s still hot though
  • Like damn boii
  • Xiao randomly busts in his class cause he gets bored
  • Kuro kicks him out
  • Literally
  • He’ll even barricade the door if he must
  • Just keep Xiao out
  • Anyways, he’s actually a pretty chill teacher.
  • Just study up and take notes

2p!Romano: Literally just goes to the school to gossip with everyone even the students. He’s not even a teacher.

  • He’s mainly there for his brother and Andres
  • Viktor has tried to keep him out of the school 
  • Flavio has ways though, honey
  • He’s down for rumors and gossip
  • Usually goes to Klaus for details because Klaus knows all of it
  • He’ll keep the PDA away from the student’s eyes. Only cause he knows Viktor will seriously kick him out if he’s seen kissing Andres
  • And Andres wouldn’t stop Viktor
  • So PDA in front of students is a no no

2p!Spain: Spanish Teacher

  • Really fucking lazy
  • Like…really
  • He knows the student’s don’t care much to learn his language
  • So he only teaches the kids who care to learn
  • Everyone else just goes to a different room like the library and do their own thing
  • Also tries to lock his class room door
  • Does not work
  • Klaus is the lil shit who unlocks the door for Flavio
  • Fuck you, Klaus
  • He’s actually a good teacher when he puts forth effort
  • But like I said
  • Only puts forth effort for students who put forth effort back

anonymous asked:

How would 2ps react if aliens started to attack their world? Like there are tripods and reapers walking around killing their people and not even the military can defeat or stop them. Like the war of the worlds movie. (Those trpidos sound scared me to death when I was a kid lmao)

“I knew we should’ve built a star destroyer.” – 2p Japan, 2p Prussia, 2p America

“Ok what the fuck???” – 2p Italy, 2p France, 2p Canada

“/straps bike helmet on/ This is war.” – 2p Germany, 2p England, 2p China

“Whoa whoa whoa what did we do?! …. Cause harm to the planet? Ok ok we’ll fix it!” – 2p Romano, 2p Spain, 2p Russia

anonymous asked:

Yandere spain headcanons with a short s/o please? both 2p and 1p . Thanks :33

1p spain

  • The nice teasing type.
  • You’re too cute to be true sweetheart, he will love cuddling with you a lot.He couldn’t help it.
  • Antonio will give piggyback rides anytime, he found it cute and fun.
  • Let’s get to the real business, she was like a little treasure for him, nobody fucks with his little treasure, anyone teases her of her height, well let’s say no one will know what happens to them
  • One thing he couldn’t get of his mind, the image of (s/o) under his grab as he kisses her everywhere.Makes her feel good, makes her cry in pleasure, screaming his name over and over.What, he can’t help it, he wanted to claim her.She was so small and fragile so easy to eat up.
  • In intense moments like, (s/o) accidentally brushing really hard to where his little friend is.He would not let go. “Come on chica, help me with my little problem”, Antonio sat her down in his laps.She yelped by feeling something poking her in her bum, “A-antonio?” Yep, right there, “Si?”, he had a teasing grin on as he shifted more, by his movement he knew (s/o) will understand his movement and what he wants. “How about you help me out (s/o), and I will make you feel good too.~”



2p Spain:

  • The advantage type.He wants it he gets it, no more talking.
  • Well, this is an advantage for him, he will become the grabby kind, groping (s/o) bum a bit as he watches her turn red.
  • Those  cute noises she makes drives him crazy, short and squeaky, he is about to pounce on her
  • He will love it if she wore his clothes, he loves to see her in clothes that are too big for her, can I say 101 one of his kinks
  • “God dammit if you weren’t this cute you wouldn’t be in this kind of state”, Alejandro pinned (s/o) against the wall.He just couldn’t help, she was driving him crazy.He attacked her neck as he heard her moan. “Look at yourself, moaning by this, you’re a dirty girl.” (S/o) shut her eyes as she had tears in her eyes, “A-alejandro.”He kissed her jawline as he gazes at her. “Si chica”,(s/o) was panting hard, she wrapped her hands around his waist. “If I’m so cute why don’t you devour me now~”, oh what a tease she is.Alejandro bit her neck roughly making her whimper, he felt her legs rub against each other, look how much she wants him.He chuckled as he lifted her head “Imma make you scream my name the whole night~”
Anon: Could I get a fluffy 2p! Spain scenario where he and his fem s/o are on their first date together, please? Thank you!

As requested sweetums, the wonderful Spain is here! Although fluff didn’t seem to come out in this one, did it? Well, not in the way everyone expected. But it’s 2p! Spain, he does what he likes.

There were a number of times that you were unbelievably grateful to Lorenzo for being on your side. Un-bel-iev-ab-ly grateful. You were about ninety-six percent sure that no one in the universe had ever been as grateful as you for God having given this strangely upbeat Italian to you. And yeah, sure, he was a bit odd when his itching urge to make everyone appealing more than not left you being more dolled than you were used to, but you couldn’t honestly deny that he had a taste that could attract anyone (and none more so than the neighbor living next door to him. A man whom you had caught sight of with a longing you hadn’t realized was there inside you until Lorenzo had snapped his fingers and pronounced that he would aid you in the endeavors of love). So thinking it that way you were well on your way to living a comfortable life.

In fact, you didn’t know what could have happened if Lorenzo wasn’t there to have pushed you towards Andres. Perhaps you would have gotten the courage to face the man, but alternatively you could have also ended up falling down a ditch. It was a so-so chance really. But the beaming blonde had simply pulled you from his house with one move and had you facing Andres the next with a grip so strong you had no chance of running.

That had been five weeks ago.

Andres… was different, definitely different from what you expected.

He wasn’t very vocal about many things. In fact Andres was very quiet and had the same sort of aloof expression you had seen many times on Lorenzo’s own feline friend. But it wasn’t that much of an obstacle to work through. The silence was almost welcoming to the chatter of Lorenzo and the bustle of the lively people here in the amusement park. The very same location Lorenzo had stashed tickets into Andres mailbox for. The one you knew he had been cackling over the last time you had seen him.

You were very grateful to Lorenzo for many things.

But never have you been as ungrateful as you were when Lorenzo forgot that you were going on a date with his damned neighbor.

And yet here he was, you thought sourly. Waving Andres and you along like two small children lost in a crowd instead of two adults on a date. And it was your first date too! A proper-proper date and yet Lorenzo had to go shadowing both of you.

Andres didn’t seem to mind though. At least, you didn’t think he did. While you enjoyed his quietness like a breath of fresh air, sometimes you didn’t enjoy the calm gaze he projected twenty-four-seven. But it made him very distinguished, you thought, eyeing Andres with a critical eye. Even more so than the puckered dark scars or even the droopy eyes that never seemed quite to stay on a single color (brown, green, purple; an odd mix of the three). Still, you did almost wish he wasn’t so aloof. Even more so when Lorenzo had ended up being the one choosing all the rides and locations and even buying the snacks and making what was supposed to be a date feel more like a friendly get together.

Your shoulders slumped and you nibbled quietly on the corndog Lorenzo had gotten for. You just knew this date was an utter failure. The fact it was getting darker too and the crowds thinning just cemented it for you completely. There was no chance for the date to pick up again. Perhaps… it just wasn’t meant to be? Maybe Andres only wanted to be friends. What a sad thought.

“So… what ride do you want to ride?” Lorenzo asked.

Andres blinked and then pointed to you, with an utter seriousness that belaid the, “I want to ride that.” Falling from his lips.

Immediately you began to choke on the corndog. Face flushing red and practically dying from the shock of Andres words. Strangely enough though, despite the almost near death experience, there had been a small flutter in your heart filled with a surprising warmth.

…Although the words could have been less perverted.

2P Axis As Things I’ve Said

2p italy
“I will cut your eyeballs out and shove them down your throat so you can watch me RIP UP YOUR DECOMPOSING, PUSS FILLED, MAGGOT INFESTED CARCASS” 

2p romano
“I’m not gay, I’m FABULOUS” 

2p spain
“all the spanish you need to now is taco, nachos, chimichanga, tamale, and churro”

2p japan
“It’s not porn, It’s henti you UNCULTURED SWINE”

2p germany
“I would work out, but … my bed is calling me”

2p prussia
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH” (randomly screaming in the cafeteria)

2p austria
”Go to hell? I RULE HELL”

2p switzerland
“I would be rich if stuff didn’t cost money”