2ps as Spongebob Quotes

2pAmerica: “I guess you’re going to miss…the panty raid”

2pCanada: “i’m ugly and I’m proud”

2pEngland:”But I’m a good noodle”

2pFrance: “And back to my depressing life of quiet desperation.”

2pChina: “I’M ALREADY HEARING VOICES!!!”/ “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

2pRussia: “This is idiotic”

2pItaly: “Why is it whenever I’m having fun, it’s wrong?”

2pRomano: “Am I a pretty girl?”/ “Any particular reason you took your pants off?”

2pGermany: “You’ll never guess what I found in my sock.”/ “Firmly grasp it.”

2pPrussia: “I wonder if this fall is enough to kill me.”

2pJapan: “ Patrick (2pGermany), that’s not a ride.”/ “I hate everyone.”

anonymous asked:

So if your not busy, how would the 2ps react to a S/O that love it when they cuddle or at random times the 2p holds there boobs (lol sorry for it being weird I am trash)

Cuddles yash yash yash + doesn’t respond to the grip of the manboobs:
2p england, 2p germany, 2p prussia ,2p lovino

S IGH. Okay just for once+ don’t overdo it:
2p canada, 2p france, 2p italy, 2p russia

The i have to touch your boobs too, it’s only fair babe ;) + cuddles? *cough* SEX:
2p america, 2p china, 2p japan

  • 2p England:  Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.
  • 2p Canada:  This information needs some kind of warning.
  • 2p America:  I did not see this coming.
  • 2p Sealand:  Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.
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The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown

2p USUK horror movie style 

I personally think Allen is stronger than Oliver but he is scared of him…And he is still the Seme, that’s my 2pUSUK

私の2p米英は:米の方が断然強いのに何故か英を怖がっている、そしてそれでも攻めである。

2p’s react to s/o bursting into a room and asks to feel their freshly shaved legs

2p america: HOLY FU- , damn soft as a baby bottom.

2p canada: no I DoNNT WANT TO FEEL YOUR DAMn le- this feels nice.

2p england: Splendid! How did you get them so soft poppet?

2p france: *looks bored* nice. *silently to himself* mon dieu.

2p china: Kittin, any place else I have to feel hmm? ;)

2p russia: Yes very nice, now shoo, i need to work.

2p italy: CHE CAZZO RAGAZZA WHY THE HELL YOU BURS- mio dio *keeps petting your leg without saying anything*

2p germany: SCHEISSE- ohh. Might wanna wrap those legs around me so we both can enjoy them?

2p japan: *monotone voice* nice.

2p prussia: s-soft as a baby bird.

2p lovino: What cream did you use darling? The new one I bought you?

Meanwhile, in 2p AmeriPan
  • [At a 2p world conference(intermission/break)]
  • Allen: Ya' know, Doll, after this we should head back to my hotel room. *Eyebrow wiggle*
  • Kuro, smiling: That sounds very nice.
  • Louis, loudly: May I remind both of you that you are in public, and not everyone needs to know about your sex lives.
  • Oliver, on the other side of the room: *Loud Gasp* Allen!
  • Kuro: At least I don't have to be embarrassed, MY dad doesn't give a shit.
  • Yang: He's right.