2p! Hetalia Axis and Allies!! Please credit!! Also, please like or reblog if you use them! Not both, like OR reblog. Tho, you can do both 👍👍👍

The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown

2p USUK horror movie style 

I personally think Allen is stronger than Oliver but he is scared of him…And he is still the Seme, that’s my 2pUSUK


2p’s react to s/o bursting into a room and asks to feel their freshly shaved legs

2p america: HOLY FU- , damn soft as a baby bottom.

2p canada: no I DoNNT WANT TO FEEL YOUR DAMn le- this feels nice.

2p england: Splendid! How did you get them so soft poppet?

2p france: *looks bored* nice. *silently to himself* mon dieu.

2p china: Kittin, any place else I have to feel hmm? ;)

2p russia: Yes very nice, now shoo, i need to work.

2p italy: CHE CAZZO RAGAZZA WHY THE HELL YOU BURS- mio dio *keeps petting your leg without saying anything*

2p germany: SCHEISSE- ohh. Might wanna wrap those legs around me so we both can enjoy them?

2p japan: *monotone voice* nice.

2p prussia: s-soft as a baby bird.

2p lovino: What cream did you use darling? The new one I bought you?

2ps as Brandon Rodger Quotes

2pAmerica:“Boy, pull up your god-damn pants! The spookiest thing in this store is that a dick that small is in my gene pool!”

2pCanada:“These damn flowers? You can stick these flowers you know where, asshole!” *faceplants into flower bed*

2pEngland:“What’d I tell you about the candyyy? This sweetie gon’ give you diabeetie! No!”

2pFrance:*Looking at Disney Princess mirror* “Have you seen this app? It shows you what you’re gonna look like when you get old and fucked-up.”

2pRussia:“Fuck off, Janet! I’m not going to your fucking baby shower!”

2pChina:“Yeah, I do a lot of drugs!”/ “The hell am I supposed to do with this? I can’t shove this up my ass!”

2pItaly: “Try me bitch”

2pRomano:“You have no idea how hard it is to say ‘stop’ with a dick in your mouth.”

2pGermany:“Chase me!” *runs into a pile of boxes and collapses* “It’s not funny anymore!”

2pPrussia:“See how I was ready for that?!”

2pJapan:“Oh, what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?”