If you confessed to a 2P that someone broke your heart–
2P!America: oh… uh… *awkwardly pets your head in sympathy* well… it’s time you understand that guys are assholes. We really are, dollface. Don’t let that guy make you sad; he’s just another asshole you’ll forget about sooner or later, I promise ya. *grins at you*
2P!China: *frowns* …sorry to hear that. But hey… you’re a great girl; I’m sure there’s a bunch of other guys who’d love to have you… *suggestive smile* someone else will come along… Maybe someone who’s been here the whole time…
2P!England: someone… broke your heart…? *snarls* evil creature… would you like me to give him food poisoning? No…? Ah, okay then, if you say so… *calms down and sits next to you, holds your hand to comfort you* Sweetheart. You’re brilliant and lovely, this bloody boy is not worth your tears. Now… can you give me a smile, pretty please?~
2P!France: *sighs* this is why I don’t bother with romance. It ends in nothing but pain, right? Whatever… come with me; let’s go get some of that ice cream you like.
2P!Russia: I can’t say I understand how you feel… I’m not one for relationships, however I can see how much pain he’s caused you just by looking at you… Ah, okay. I suggest you stay away from him so you’re not reminded of the pain. Would you like me to help you create a strategic avoidance plan?
2P!Italy: Oh, bella… *exhales and doesn’t hesitate to hug you close* You poor thing… You really didn’t deserve such heartache. Now, here- *stands back and swiftly pours you a glass of wine* I know just the drink that’ll soothe your pain~
2P!Germany: what, seriously? He did that to you?? Holy shit, he’s a bigger asshole than Luci???? Pshh, fuck that guy. Now get up toots, let’s hit up a party tonight. *smirks* It’ll help you get your mind off that douche.
2P!Japan: My apologies if this offends you… but perhaps this was meant to be. Maybe you’re better off without him; you should handle the healing process as a journey to find yourself. I wish you the best and I know you’ll feel better in the end.
2P!Canada: *awkwardly runs a hand through his messy hair and looks away* oh uh… I don’t really know what to say… *sighs and faces you* Don’t be sad. If it gets your mind off it, want me to set up a campfire and make s'mores with you…?
2P!Romano: My darling… *comes closer and gently smoothes your hair* I’m here for you, don’t worry. *places a strand behind your ear and moves to sit with you* I refuse to leave your side until you’ve gotten over him!~ Now to start off, let’s make a list of things you’ve never liked about him. Then, we’re gonna hit up the mall and check out hotter guys!~ Sounds like fun, yes?
2P!Austria: *scoffs* you don’t need him to be happy, dear. In fact, shall we count down the days until you are yourself again? Ooh yes, I know! Starting today, I’ll ask you in the evening how many times you thought of him, write it down, and with each day we can see your progress of how you’re thinking of him less and less~ Genius, I know.
2P!Prussia: that sounds horrible… I’m so sorry this had to happen. I um, don’t know much about relationships, but I think a nice girl like you will find someone much better. Honestly… you deserve the best in the world…
For some reason I made Giovanni(Germany’s and Italy’s love child) a hair dye maniac. He loves to dye his hair many times a month–which I wouldn’t recommend > w < Anyways, who should I coddled next, and please tell me what you all think of my lame AU!
I guess that you mean in the past? Well at that time he would have seen Flavio as nothing more than a piece of land rather than someone with a life and a personality. So if the opportunity of getting more land had been stolen from him, he would do what he could to get it back from England. If that didn’t succeed however, he would be forced to accept it and would probably have moved on to try and conquer something else, ending up forgetting all about little child Flavio ))
everyone:yes, you love Luciano Vargas, we know, you love him so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Luciano, we KNOW, you love him you fucking love him ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE LUCIANO VARGAS, WE GET IT.