((One of my OTPs, I have never interacted with 2p canada on tumblr, but i roleplayed many times on FB. They love go to camp, animals and cold weather. Lucio and Matt are good friends by their similar likings ))
*wants to explain as a felis catus he is a descendant of a 6 million year old long lineage of feline royalty known for their good temperament and sociability, his stripes are that of the panthera tigris though i cannot say where in Asia his ancestors specifically originate, the blood in his veins is that of characteristic feline endurance which will assist in his further domination of his preferred resting places such as my couch and floor as well as your clinic in general*
2p!Russia:(Holding a broken coffee machine) Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
2p!Japan:I did. I broke it.
2p!Russia:No. No, you didn’t. Italy?
2p!Italy:Don’t look at me, look at Romano.
2p!Romano:What?! I didn’t break it!
2p!Italy:Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
2p!Romano:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
2p!Romano:No, it’s not!
2p!France:If it matters, probably not but… China was the last one to use it.
2p!China:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
2p!France:Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
2p!China:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
2p!Prussia:Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
2p!Russia:No. Who broke it?
2p!Germany:America’s been awfully quiet…
2p!Russia:*inner monologue*(I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.)