2p!feli

2ps the 1ps like

America

Allen:
Pros - AMERICA! HELL YEAH! Allen’s a cool dude
Cons - Allen can be kind of a dick sometimes

Oliver:
Pros- Lots of sweets, Oliver’s really nice to him
Cons- Must be careful of ‘special’ sweets

Xiao: 
Pros - Loud and fun like he is
Cons - Very perverted

Lutz:
Pros - They’re buddies, they can both be loud and obnoxious together
Cons - They can both be loud and obnoxious together

Canada

Matt:
Pros - Pancakes and maple syrup. Matt’s always nice to him and stands up for him
Cons - Like, none? They’re both great??

Gilen:
Pros - Similar personalities, both shy and polite.
Cons - Both shy, so they’re both scared to talk to each other sometimes

England

Oliver:
Pros - Oliver’s nice to him and always trying to be his friend
Cons - Tries to “help” with his cooking and is way too cheery sometimes

Francois:
Pros - Not as annoying as his France
Cons - Smoking 

France

Oliver:
Pros - It’s a happy England
Cons - Thinks he’s “a more adorable Francois” and keeps pinching his cheeks

Flavio:
Pros - They are the same person
Cons - It’s like having two Francis’s or two Flavio’s in the same room-

Russia

Ion: 
Pros - They’re nice to each other
Cons - Ion hates violence

Luciano:
Pros - Small and murdery
Cons - Luciano isn’t scared of him and this confuses Ivan (”He’s so little, how is he not scared of me??”)

China

Xiao:
Pros - They’re nice friends and hang out a lot.
Cons - Xiao can be annoying most of the time

Luciano:
Pros - “He’s so little and cute!”
Cons - Will stab you if you say that

Japan

Kuro:
Pros - Anime and manga pals. They talk about that a lot with each other
Cons - Kuro’s into some weird animes

Santiago:
Pros - Really quiet and observant during meetings, too
Cons - Hasn’t said a word to anyone other than Flavio, Francois, and Gilen

Italy

Oliver:
Pros - Cupcakes and he acts like a mom
Cons - “Special cupcakes” and says some creepy things sometimes

Luciano:
Pros - Luciano is nice to him, Feli thinks they’re friends and calls him “Itame”
Cons - Luciano is like a less grumpy Romano with knives

Flavio: 
Pros - Flavio thinks he’s adorable and is really nice to him
Cons - None

Lutz:
Pros - “It’s another Germany, he’s so cool-” Lutz probably thinks Feli’s adorable
Cons - Can’t think of any

Germany

Ion:
Pros - Only other serious person at meetings
Cons - Looks like he’s about to murder even though he hates fights

Lutz:
Pros - Drinking buddy, he’s a nice guy
Cons - He acts like a six year old sometimes and is super lazy

Romano

Luciano: 
Pros - They’re like the same person
Cons - They complain to each other a lot and it’s nice/annoying at the same time

Santiago:
Pros - It’s a quiet Spain
Cons - It’s also a Spain who looks like he can/will murder anyone who goes near him (besides Flavio)

Prussia

Allen:
Pros - Allen is just as loud and annoying as Gilbert, They’re best buds
Cons - The two of them together is just lots of drunk yelling sometimes

Xiao:
Pros - He’s really loud and acts like a kid and it’s great
Cons - He’s a bit more perverted

Lutz:
Pros - The best drinking buddies. Total loud idiots
Cons -None

Gilen:
Pros - Gilen always tries to be really nice to him and GIlbert treats him like a little brother
Cons - He’s way too shy

Spain

Luciano: 
Pros - He reminds him of Romano
Cons - A stabby Romano

Flavio:
Pros - It’s like France and Romano in one person, he’s nice
Cons - Frequent hugs, do you know how hard glitter sticks to clothes??

Austria

Gilen:
Pros - Less annoying Prussia
Cons - Nothing

Roland:
Pros - He’s an okay guy
Cons - He’s also a necromancer, so-

anonymous asked:

If the 2p slipped on a banana? And did the splits, that would make my day

Hehe-banana split

2p America: *Is in pain but is more in awe over doing the splits* Damn, I never thought I’d be able to do that, finally!

2p Canada: *sees what he’s doing* …hm 

2p Oliver: WOooOOAah *Tried to steady himself but ended up doing the splits* OW! Owoowowowo-Fffffff- OH BUTTERSCOTCH!

2p France: *sits there for a minute, gets up and walks away like nothing happened; No one saw that-*

2p Russia: *Noticed the banana peel and threw it away before someone got hurt* 

2p China: AH! *Slips and does the splits* OW! FU- woah, wait a minute-am I…DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I”VE TRIED TO DO THIS ON MY OWN?!

2p Japan: WOAH- *it happened* OW, ow, owowowowowow-

2p Italy: OW-GOD DAMMIT! HOW TO I GET UP?! THIS IS BULLSH-

2p Germany: *Yells while he slips* OWOWOW-JESUS, WHAT THE HELL DID I-IS THAT A BANANA PEEL?? WHAT IS THIS, LOONY TOONS?!

2p Romano: WAAAH- *slips, but gets up (he’s done the splits before); angry mumbles* stupid banana’s with their stupid peels and stupid litterers- 

2p Prussia: WooOOaaAH! *slips* … OW! 

2p Spain: *steps over banana peel* Not today-

2p Austria: AAAH! *slips* WHAT IN HELL’S NAME  DID I SLIP ON?! AND HOW THE HECK AM I DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?!

vet clinic: what breed is your cat

*wants to explain as a felis catus he is a descendant of a 6 million year old long lineage of feline royalty known for their good temperament and sociability, his stripes are that of the panthera tigris though i cannot say where in Asia his ancestors specifically originate, the blood in his veins is that of characteristic feline endurance which will assist in his further domination of his preferred resting places such as my couch and floor as well as your clinic in general*

me: he’s a grey tabby cat

  • 2p!Russia:(Holding a broken coffee machine) Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • 2p!Japan:I did. I broke it.
  • 2p!Russia:No. No, you didn’t. Italy?
  • 2p!Italy:Don’t look at me, look at Romano.
  • 2p!Romano:What?! I didn’t break it!
  • 2p!Italy:Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • 2p!Romano:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • 2p!Italy:Suspicious.
  • 2p!Romano:No, it’s not!
  • 2p!France:If it matters, probably not but… China was the last one to use it.
  • 2p!China:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • 2p!France:Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • 2p!China:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!
  • 2p!Prussia:Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • 2p!Russia:No. Who broke it?
  • 2p!Germany:America’s been awfully quiet…
  • 2p!America:Really?!
  • 2p!Germany:Yeah, really!
  • Everyone:(yelling ensues)
  • 2p!Russia:*inner monologue*(I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.)