(yes, gotta love those overprotective yandere!2Ps)
You: *confesses to a yandere!2P that you’re being bullied*
2P!America: *stands there in shock, suddenly goes into rampage mode* SOMEONE’S BULLYING YOU?! *grabs you by the collar, snarls:* GIVE ME A NAME AND I’LL GO BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE BASTARD, YOU HEAR ME?! You are the most perfect girl in the world and I won’t ever let anyone get away with hurting you, got it?! *is about ready to start a riot*
2P!China: *quietly looks down, the brim of his hat shades his eyes* heh heh… just tell me where I can find them and I’ll give them a ‘talk’, okay? *is totally going to threaten them for bullying you and then spike their food with a deathly dose of drugs*
2P!England: *tilts head* Is that so? But why would anyone want to bully you? I simply see no reason for those actions… *giggles and holds up kitchen knife* and I despise anyone who acts thoughtlessly~. Allow me to slice them open, will you poppet? *grins sweetly*
2P!Russia: I see violence as a sin. And yet… I’ve never wanted to wrap my hands around someone’s neck and squeeze mercilessly as much as I want to right now… Ah, where did you say those bullies live again?
2P!France: I’ll set them on fire.
2P!Italy: *giggles* That can’t be. There’s no way my precious amore could be bullied! Tell me… are you really being bullied? Because if you say it one more time, there’s no way you can stop me from lodging a knife in their skulls~
2P!Germany: wHAT? ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW???!!! OH FUCK NO *slams fist down* TELL ME WHO AND I’LL GO KICK THEIR ASSES FOR YA!??!!!?
2P!Japan: *closes eyes and takes in deep breath* That is… most unfortunate. Allow me to remind you that you are flawless to me, and your imperfections are simply what make you human. If those bullies fail to understand that, then let me know and I shall make their lives a living nightmare.
2P!Romano: Babe. Babe. Please tell me you’re lying. You’re not? Ah… then I hope you know I’m totally going to kidnap those bitches, strap them down to a chair and force them to apologize, okie doke? Oh… and, a few other things.
2P!Canada: No. No. Stop talking. I love you and you’re amazing. Anyone else who doesn’t think so can just die. *grabs hockey stick* For right now I’m gonna go smack them around, I’ll be back later. *leaves to go find the bullies*
2P!Prussia: R-Really? Oh, dear… *hugs you tightly* I’ve been in your position; I… know what it feels like. D-Don’t let them get to you. Just… ignore them and tell yourself that you’re awesome. Someday, you might just believe it yourself. *sniffles* I, um, don’t believe I’m awesome or anything, but no one bullies me anymore. I-I hope yours go away too… and. If they don’t… I’ll have my friends take care of them. ‘Kay?