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2 P ! E N G L A N D –

Mr. Oliver Kirkland

I’m nuts, baby, I’m mad,
The craziest friend that you’ve ever had
You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone
Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong
Over the bend, entirely bonkers
You like me best when I’m off my rocker
Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed
So what if I’m crazy? The best people are

SARCASM?
  • England: *sarcastically* Well, aren't you sugar and spice and all things nice
  • 2p!England: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and.... um.....
  • England: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're the same

pastelkilller  asked:

Oh, hello! You must be my First Player. Let's hope you're smart. With eyebrows like that, you obviously didn't get the looks, between the two of us. ((SORRY FOR THE SASS/HALF INSULT, I HAD TO BE IN CHARACTER. I saw your blog and almost squealed, you're so gosh darn cute!!! Such a cutie pie, and your answers are so in character and witty! <3 ))

I’ll have you know, I am decently clever! Besides, my eyebrows aren’t that bad… right?

@pastelkilller @jamie-forever-alone

(Don’t worry its totally okay! X3 And thank you so much!)

2p!Neko!Allies and Neko!2p!Axis reaction to belly rubs!:

America/Alfred F. Jones-
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
China/Yao Wang-
Slowly bats at your hand if you stop, but doesn’t purr.
Canada/Matthew Williams-
Light purrs, you don’t get to pet his tummy often, cause he’s a bit skittish.
England/Arthur Kirkland-
He will claw the hell out of your hand, do not attempt.
France/Francis Bonnefoy-
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
Russia/Ivan Braginsky-
Happily plops over and purrs, LOUDLY
Axis:
Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt-
Doesn’t purr. Doesn’t have any noticeable reaction.  
Italy/Feliciano Vargas-
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes, purrs tons and will rub against you the second you stop.
Japan/Kiku Honda-
Rolls over, but then scratches you when you get close, then meows when you stop.
2p!America/Allen Jones-
YESYESYESYESYES, but also scratches you.
2p!China/Xiao Wang-
Purrs loudly, loves tummy rubs!
2p!Canada/Matthew Williams-
Also will destroy you fingers and possibly entire forearm,
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland-
Playfully bats at your hand, may accidentally bite a little too hard.
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy-
Hisses. Don’t do it.
2p!Russia/Viktor Braginsky-
He doesn’t really move the while time, but the second you stop he meows till you start again.
2p!Axis:
2p!Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt-
Moves under you hand the entire time. He loves belly rubbings.
2p!Italy/Lucinao Vargas-
Loves them, but still sinks his claws into your hand.
2p!Japan/Kuro Honda-
He will accept them, but does not purr. Kinda indifferent.

THE EVER LONG AWAITED— my part of an art trade w/ @tasteless-combination / @mayugesplace who requested Wolf! 2p! America x  Bunny! 1p! England ( I lOVE MINT CHOCO SHIP <3 <3 <3!!! )

I’m really sorry Hakiii if it took too long QAQ </3;;;;; But still– I hope you like it despite being super late OTL…

Realizing s/o has a tiny tattoo of their flag of the hip!:

England/Arthur Kirkland-
“My, my…what‘s this?” He stroked the flag, feeling strange pleasure that he had a mark on you.
“If you wanted a nice British marking, you should of just asked.” His teeth sunk in around the tattoo, leaving small purple marks by the morning.
Prussia/Gilbert Beilschmidt-
“Haha! It‘s almost as awesome as…you!” He laughed triumphantly at your shocked face.
America/Alfred F. Jones-
*proceeds to show you every tattoo he has in comparison* He’s so excited it’s unreal.
2p!America/Allen Jones-
“Hm…I like it, it‘s…sexy…” Allen then licks and kisses the ink, making a trail up your body.