hi everyone!! i recently hit 2k and to celebrate i’m going to be doing blog rates!


       1. must be following me

       2. must reblog this post

       3. send me an ask of what your favorite song is at the moment

and that is it! you’ll be able to see the format of the blog rates based off of any i do beforehand.  thank you all so much for 2k, this is such an amazing milestone and i appreciate you all very much. much love <3

if this flops this never happened

my favorite thing i’ve learned in college is that way back in ancient china there was this poet/philosopher guy who wrote this whole pretentious poem about how enlightened he was that was like “the eight winds cannot move me” blahblahblah and he was really proud of it so he sent it to his friend who lived across the lake and then his friend sends it back and just writes “FART” (or the ancient Chinese equivalent) on it and he was SO MAD he travels across the lake to chew his friend out and when he gets there his friend says “wow. the eight winds cannot move you, but one fart sends you across the lake”

a fake film hoe: the most iconic line in Cinémà™ history? i can’t choose between “here’s looking at you, kid”, “we’ll always have paris”, “toto, i don’t think we’re in kansas anymore”, “frankly, my dear, i don’t give a damn”, “we’re gonna need a bigger boat”, “no, luke, i am your father” blah blah blah

me, an intellectual: