quotes from camp

i’ve been meaning to post this for a while but hey better late than never

“If we put subs in the sea Kim Jong will get super pissed and like light us on fire.”

“I got this card that says China’s gonna get pissed and bomb us… I don’t know why…”

“*pronounces Iran like eye-ran*”

“Lolz case outweighs.”

“If you ain’t a terrorist why you so scared about getting watched huh? HUH?”

“Yes sometimes your affirmative will die a horrible death.”

“I think T is a great argument!”

“Never ever ever say racism good in a debate ever.”

“That’s probably cheating but do what you gotta do.”

“Uh, it depends if your 2AC is straight fire we’ll kick it, but if not we’re keeping it.”

“This isn’t Tokyo Drift… just like steer.”

“Don’t be a stupid fuckwad about Muslims.”

“This is actually how the government works, sorry.”

“He was president before 9/11 believe it or not. It wasn’t great.”

“If you win debates that way, you suck.”

“The rez says we should talk about surveillance, well, no, I’m going to talk about ponies.”

“I don’t know who runs funding spec.” “Pena runs funding spec.”

“I don’t know the bible.”

“Actually you can probably get uranium on e-bay for fifty bucks.”

“I wouldn’t be a president, I would be a facist dictator.”

“I don’t mean to incite terror and panic, but you should be terrified and panicked.”

“Dude you epic failed at debate camp.”

“Just because I have the curtains drawn and the door locked doesn’t mean I’m doing autoerotic asphyxiation. I’m just… hanging out…”