My friend @greasyhyena and I decided to watch Newsies (his first time watching it), and these were his comments!
My comments are the strike through, the stage direction type stuff is in italics.
Overture - “Jazzy. Ya like jazz?”
Prologue - “I sense a song coming on. Oh, there we go.” - “This is GAY.” Gives me a knowing look.
Carrying The Banner - “His fucking voice.” at “Hey, that’s my cigar!” - “Oh SHIT!” at “Cheeky boy gets nothing for his trouble.” - “There’s a l w a y s nuns. But the BIG question is if they’re gonna be SEXY nuns. Gonna be party city up in this b///h.” - “You know a guy is important when he has the BRIGHT SHIRT. The bright blue shirt is the new bright blue hair.” - “How tall are these boys?” “I wanna say around 5’10?” “I’m gonna fight ‘em.” - “Get FUCKED.” and laughter when Jack hits the Delancey Brothers. - “Almost???? He’s ALMOST 10??? I’m pretty sure they just let a kid on stage. EXPLOITING CHILDREN FOR THE PAPES. He just got told by a little kid!!! Don’t mess with the kids man, they’ll call you out.” - “Business is disgusting, brah.” - “Them striped socks. I’m having flashbacks back to when I was 12 with those striped socks.”
Pulitzer’s Office/Bottom Line - “Don’t trust him. He’s a rich white man, don’t trust him. Oh look, another one.” - “When Nunzio gets nervous, I don’t look pretty.” “That’s not??? You???” - “No one wants your opinion, man.” - “He’s singing about his hair. Are you sure this isn’t HOWL???” - “He’s so unintelligent he has to ride off of other people’s comments.” - “You’re RICH. B///H. America in a person, that’s what he is. TRUMP IS THAT YOU??? I FOUND HIM. Howl and Trump had a baby.” - “WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY???” “They said his name multiple times.” “I am largely unimpressed by this man.”
Chase Scene - “Striped socks again!! I see the red and blue.” - “They’re using the bags as those skip things from the 90’s.” - “Shit it just got DEEP.” at “Doesn’t everyone have folks?” - “Yet another chase scene. Isn’t this the third one?” “It’s the first one…” “Maybe it’s the second one…..?” - “Everyone’s chasing Jack.”
Medda’s Theatre - “She’s very motherly. Even if she’s wearing an ugly shade of pink.” “DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MEDDA.” - “OH MY GOOOOOOD” when Les stares at the Bowery Beauty’s legs. - “WAIT IS THIS THE ANGRY ARTIST MAN?!?!” - “It’s a showception. A show within a show.” - “Can she be my mom?” - Jack starts singing - “Well there goes paying attention.” - “This is how you get the ladies, y’all.”
New Newsie Price - “Why did that make me think of the human centipede.” at the joint cartwheel. - “Help. Striped socks.”
World Will Know - “I love this kid.” after les says “He got it.”
Kath and the Boys In Jacobi’s - “I ain’t scared of the turf either.” - “Oooo it’s the pretty lady.” - “Ragamuffins.” - “Ohohohohooooo don’t fight with the lady.” - “Get your feet off the table, you heathen.”
Write It Good - “What, the fucking stars?” at “What do you want?” - “Do I look scared?” “Yes”
Watch What Happens - “Me. Katherine is me in English class.”
Seize The Day - “They’re cleaning the floors with their papers.”
Fight Scene - “They’re wrecking their papers, man.” - “What the hap is fuckening?” - “oh nO OH NO. Gotta run. Oh no.” - “Just FUCK THEIR SHIT UP.” - “Why are they sticking the kid in the barrel?” - “oh SHIT.” - “Um. I feel like crying.”
Santa Fe - N/A
ACT 1 THOUGHTS
“How are you feeling?” “Betrayed. Very betrayed. And angry that they did that to Crutchie. My sides are hurting. IF THEY DO ANYTHING TO MY BOY I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GONNA BEAT THEM. Also I like the dancing.”
King Of New York - Sees the initial lighting - “Look it’s the bi flag.” - “Look at the tired fight boys.” - “The WOILD.” - “Look at her go.” - “They gotta tip tap their way through the pain.” - “Skipping in place.”
Letter From The Refuge - “Just gonna remind you that the tissues are here.” “Why. WHY. ALEX. *sees Crutchie* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” - “Are you okay?”“*quietly* I don’t know if I’ll ever be okay.”
Meddas Theatre 2.0 / WWHR - N/A
Pulitzer’s Office/BLR - Learns Katherine is Pulitzer’s daughter -“*whispers* I don’t know how to feel about this.”
Brooklyn’s Here/Rally - “THE SLEEVELESS BOYS.” - “So. Spot Conlon.” “The short man, the short tiny man.” - “How gay are you right now.” “Take a fucking guess.” - “Betrayal. I’ve been betrayed.”
Penthouse/STBI - They kiss, he slid off the couch and onto the floor. I’m not kidding - “The heteros are at it again.” - “Thoughts?” “Disney.”
Seize The Day Interlude W/ Candles - “What…what is going on.”
OAFA - “Oh god it’s so bright now. I’m slightly uncomfortable with how bright the lights are.”
Pulitzer’s Office Again - “Teddy Roosevelt just…..Teddy Roosevelt.”
We Won! - “CRUTCHIEEEEEE!!!! MY BOOOOOY!!!” - “Awwwww, heteros.”
Finale - N/A
ACT 2 THOUGHTS
“Ummm. I’m not entirely sure what to say. Well, Pulitzer didn’t get punched in the face, and I’m disappointed at that. And Teddy Roosevelt was there and that was hilarious.”
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“Are you bloody mental? I will not have this wine at my Wedding. Scratch it off my list.” Sander grumbled, flinging the glass over his shoulder. “Don’t your Highness me or Sire this. My Wedding must be perfect. Good enough for two kings!”
“Ariya the theme is red and black with a dash of gold. Whatever you do don’t let there Werewolves or the Skinwalkers to the party and especially the after party. Sebastien. Get my tux here by tomorrow or someones head will roll and for Dracula sakes will someone clean this bleedin’ ballroom?! Blimey! The sodding dust is in heaps I can taste it!” Sander grumbled as he death glared the maids and staff members on either side of him, Sebastien and Ariya followers behind the quickly moving King.
“We have to keep the monsters from fighting so someone bring a water bottle to spray the guest if the misbehave. Crowley is the priority to make happy so Sebastien keep away from him as much as you can. About twenty feet at all times. Ariya find someone who isn’t a priest to marry us. Seb cancel all my meetings for the next three weeks.”
It is offical. The Two Kings will wed next Saturday on April the 18th.
A time of truce and compromise between two Kingdoms has escalated from friendship to blossoming into undeniable love from both Kings.
All are invited to this binding of two Kingdoms and of two men as one. From Demons to Angels, to Shifters, Witches and
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Sander invites all creatures including yes…Werewolves to this Garden Wedding.
Please be respectful of eachother and try not to kill
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