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William Nylander - Prequel

Originally posted by intermissionpenguins

Word Count: 270

A/N: This is literally just explaining a little back story on the series that’s about to start. I was going to leave it but I thought it may be confusing. So here’s a little sneak peak!

Warning: None


It was like I blinked and suddenly I was on this couch with the boy I met last week. I was in Toronto for work when next thing I knew, my mouth was connected to someone new. Hands studying our bodies begging to get familiar. Emotions being poured into each other the longer it lasted.

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derekhaleisagryffindor  asked:

I have an unusual request: Do you have any character death fics where stiles or derek die and then the other dies and they find each other in the afterlife? I'm quite fond of those

obviously, a major character death warning but like all of these have a happy ending

Your Name, Forever On My Lips by stilinski23 (1/1 | 1,270 | PG13)

For a while it seemed they could a make it, Derek and him. Maybe one day, after somebody found a cure, they could rebuild their lives together. Mend and heal together. But he should have known this was coming. Why would he live when everyone else didn’t?

I Just Want You To Know Who I Am by GobsmackApplejack (1/1 | 2,372 | PG13)

The City of Angels!AU that I wanted someone to write, but accidentally started writing myself. This one has a happy ending.

Derek is a doctor. Stiles is an angel of death. He escorts souls as they pass from earth to the afterlife.

Heartbeat by EnchantedEvil (1/1 | 683 | NR)

It was more than a heartbeat. 

BRUH @harbingerofcookies AND I JUST CAME ACROSS THE ANGRIEST ABATHUR LIKE DAMN, THIS ONE VALLA DIDN’T PURSUE A LOW HP FOE (ERRING ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION) AND HE WENT, AS COOKIE PUT IT, FROM “0 TO 1000″ IN A SECOND, THAT WAS THE CHERNOBYL OF MELTDOWNS, LIKE MY DUDE STARTS CALLING EVERYONE A RETARD, THE VALLA DIES, IT’S A LVL 1 DEATH, 270 EXP, NO BIG DEAL, MY DUDE MELTS HARDER, GOES ON THIS PRE-FINAL BOSS BATTLE SPEECH, STRAIGHT UP LEAVES

IT’S AN EARLY GAME DEAD, DUDE. KILL 4 MINIONS AND THE EXP DIFFERENCE IS MADE UP FOR.

U GOOD????

IT WAS SO FUCKING OUT OF NOWHERE THAT WE BOTH COULDN’T HELP BUT LOSE OUR SHIT LIKE DAMN HOW DO YOU JUST GO FISSION BOMB ON US ‘CAUSE OUR VALLA DIED ONCE AT LEVEL 1

BRO

Hey, remember this guy? I made him a fairly brief and crappy fullbody reference in time for art fight :P He is severely emaciated, though he doesn’t seem to mind. He also only has one joint at the base of his neck (rather than two like humans) so he can twist his head like 270 degrees in any direction for added creepy factor. Bird feet, scary boi. Do not engage

hahaaaa my crappy handwriting strikes again

Its official.

I’m dropping to the 105kg/231lb weight class. Sitting at about 118kg/260lbs right now. Realistically I’ll only cut to 240 and then water cut before a meet. The goal is to get me down there for a meet or two and then build me back up to about 260/270 with 15 to 20 more pounds of muscle.

anonymous asked:

i just pictured daichi having kids and i got way TOO EXCITED the baby fever is catching on

DAICHI GOES AND BUYS THE MOST RIDICULOUS USELESS GADGETS BECAUSE THERE CANT BE ENOUGH TECH THAT WOULD MAKE LIFE WITH BABY EASIER. He installs 3 baby monitors, one infra red with night vision, one HD with 270 degree view and one with motion sensor because he doesn’t believe one camera that can do all things perfectly! XD I could go on but I’ll stop, anon-chan stop making me excited with you !

nitojuanito  asked:

Idk who or where to ask this, but I'm a pretty big guy (270-80lbs) and have been dieting and losing some weight with exercise. I'm looking into body building though and I don't know how to start, considering I'm obese. Basically, should I start body building after I lost a significant amount or can I slowly start training in order to lose weight and gain muscle? If the second, how?

You can absolutely train to lose weight and gain muscle. In fact many trainers work to convince people who just want to lose weight that they also need to build muscle.

Your results of course will be predicated on your dedication to BOTH nutrition AND exercise.

If you can, get a trainer. Even a few sessions with one could help you set up a plan that’s best for your body type and prevent you from injuring yourself.

In general, I would say though, if you have a lot of stored fat, that’s a lot of stored energy. So you need to be eating at a caloric deficit (less food/day than your body is used to) but to build muscle what you do eat should be mostly lean protein. If you can keep to lean protein, vitamin rich veg, and a small amount of wholegrain/complex carbs, it should help your body run healthily without storing more fat.

Couple this diet with a gym plan that starts you with a high cardio engagement. It seems to be a general consensus that HIIT cardio (high intensity interval training) keeps your metabolism working all day whereas other forms of cardio with only burn for a few hours. Again a trainer could walk you through your options. But I’d recommend at least three days of weights per week and three or four cardio workouts a week, paired or separate to start.

Hope that helps.

The Holmes Family-Part One

Mummy Holmes: Eurus is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Mrs. Hudson: …boys?

Eurus: Homicide.

Day One Hundred and Nine

-A young boy yielding a pool noodle thrice his height shouted the word “penis.” He may be only three, but he is well on his way to becoming as mature a man as any.

-A child passing by Starbucks remarked, “Hot chocolate? Like in Polar Express?” I hope that their innocence and enthusiasm are never dampened and that their exposure to liquid goodness goes beyond disturbingly-animated movies.

-I have become something of an attraction to possessed children today. Throughout my shift, upwards of two infants have twisted themselves around 270 degrees in their seat to maintain eye contact with me. I am unsure how best to utilize my legion of demonic toddlers, but I am certain they will come in handy.

-Four twelve year-old girls spent the better part of an hour sprinting throughout the store, and the better part of another hour sitting in a single cart at the front. This gaggle of gals had a large bag of water and a complete lack of supervision. This has potential to be a devastating combination as any of us have seen.

-A nine year-old busted out a surprisingly sick drum solo. With nothing more than a plastic stick, she gave my life a sense of drama which I can only hope to live up to.

-A man left his bag behind. I began to shout after him. A woman behind me chimed in, echoing my calls in a soft whisper. My attempts were not enough. Thankfully, the sound level it took to get his attention was precisely one whisper above a shout, so once again partner and I have triumphed.

-A clean-shaven neckbeard spent his evening compulsively and sporadically dabbing to entertain his friends. Sadly, his attempts at being impressive were entirely in vain, as he was behind them the entire time, and he was dabbing.

y'all: wanna do nasty things to the zelda fish

me: happily plans wedding with my video game fiancé, the L-block from Tetris rotated 270 degrees