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I NEED some alpha/omega fics i JUST found out what they are idk man they do things to my heart and are AWESOME! PLEASE HELP ME! sorry about the weird request,i will love you all a lot and send cakes and sweets at your door

DUDE. I UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR ALPHA/OMEGA FICS. I UNDERSTAND SO HARD. First of all, we have a tag for Alpha!Derek, Alpha!Stiles, Omega!Stiles, Cycles/In Heat, and Alpha/Beta/Omega. Angsty Wolf also just recently answered an ask all about Alpha/Omega dynamics

But because I understand the need for Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, I’m giving you your own list. ENJOY.

The Dating Game by lielabell

4,596  I  Love Confessions
Mature
Derek doesn’t exactly understand how he ended up as a contestant on a dating show. He knows that it started with a lot of whiskey and a late night phone call to his sister and mockery. Lots and lots of mockery, because Laura never lets anything go, no matter how old she gets.
(Because what the world really needs is more Omegaverse!dating show fic in it. Right?)
Now in gif form: OH MY GOD! LOOK AT WHAT WAS MADE FOR ME FOR THIS FIC: LOOK!

Yeah, rite by maliwanhellfire

7,023  I  MPreg, Age Difference
Explicit  I  part of this series
Stiles thought he’d dodged the conversation for another year, then his dad brought it up over breakfast.
Stiles is seventeen and a few months into his final year of school. It’s the perfect time to complete his fertility rite, problem is the only alphas interested are all creepy, and related to people he goes to school with.
Enter Derek Hale, grumpy bastard and lead alpha of the Hale pack. He’s the solution to all of Stiles’ problems.
Sorta.

Fling by the_ragnarok

7,070  I  Porn Without Plot, Sex Toys
Explicit
Stiles hates spending heats alone.

Valentine’s Day Candy in Aisle Four by linksofmemories

8,998  I  Witches
Explicit
“It’s so commercialist, and all it does is bring people down who don’t have a special someone.”
“Basically.”
“Are you two seriously discussing your hatred of Valentine’s Day when a man with a gun is walking around the store?”

Say It With Me (Don’t Assume) by KuriKuri

11,559  I  Pining, Miscommunication
Explicit
Derek knows way too much about how omega heat suppressants work now, after having been partnered with Stiles for as long as he has. They’re probably his favorite thing to bitch about whenever they’re stuck on a stakeout. Of course, omegas on the force aren’t required to take them. Derek’s never really understood why Stiles does, if he hates them so much, especially –
– especially because he’s bonded.

Knot if You Don’t Knock by jsea, and marguerite_26

13,737  I  AU-High School, Scent Marking
Explicit
Stiles never expects to present as an omega — that’s something that happens to people like Greenberg, not him. He is so wrong.
His life only gets stranger when Derek Hale mistakenly bursts through the door of his exam room during a doctor’s appointment. What happens next is a complicated series of events, including freshly baked cookies, book-carrying and surprise heats.

What’s Ours is Ours by sofonisba_found

14,392  I  4/4  I  Miscommunication, Pining
Explicit
Derek and Stiles never had sex outside of their respective Heats. After all, it wasn’t like they were actually together; Stiles just hated the way the Omega suppressants made him feel, and so Derek was helping him out. That was all it was.
Even if it wasn’t close to all that Derek really wanted, that’s what it was.

Heat Etiquette for the Modern Omega by DizzilySpiraling

18,058  I  5/?  I  No Hale Fire
Explicit
Sharing a locker room with alphas was not a big deal, right? They were all responsible adults, with plenty of self control. Except there was this one alpha that Stiles may have accidentally propositioned via sweaty jock strap. His life. Oh, and his heat was coming up. This was going to be so much fun.

Hello, Heartbreaker by astoryaboutwar (ofalexandra)

18,472  I  Angst, Amnesia, Romance
Explicit
It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stilesrefuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.
Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone’s a werewolf, and everyone’s alive.)

The Sanctuary by chase_acow

24,522  I  Hurt/Comfort
Explicit
Stiles runs away during his first heat, right into the waiting and ambiguously scary arms of the Alpha’s nephew, Derek Hale. He doesn’t have any choice except to submit, but along the way, he digs up a mystery that threatens his family and even the town’s safety.

Eat, Knot, Love by pandabomb

29,862  I  3/3  I  AU-High School, Porn With Plot
Explicit
Stiles Stilinski, an omega and teenage nobody, is going into heat very soon.
Alpha Derek Hale takes notice.

The Legend of Red Hood by LuminescentLily

62,577  I  14/? (Updates are far between but awesome)  I  AU-Robin Hood, BAMF Stiles
Not Rated (Fluffy says Teen to Mature)
With King Christopher and Crown Princess Allison away on Crusade, Queen Victoria has been ruthlessly raising taxes to pay for it. Stiles, an outspoken and crafty Omega has taken it upon himself to steal back from the greedy tax collector and give it to people who really need it. All without letting his father the Sheriff find out.
Meanwhile, Derek and his sisters have been living as virtual prisoners in the King’s Palace, since his family’s death. Fed up with how he is treated, he opens his mouth at the wrong time and gets assigned to track down the elusive thief that has been stealing money from the Crown. What at first seems like a fool’s errand soon turns into something else entirely, when someone tries to kill him.
After being saved by the very outlaw he was sent to capture, Derek is forced to reexamine everything he thougt he knew about power, loyalty, and love.

In the Solstice of our Hearts by ravingrevolution

73,248  I  21/21  I  MPreg, Scent Marking
Explicit
"You’re not putting that up your butt," Scott told him flatly and Stiles couldn’t stop the pissed off whine he made, but his friend continued. "Stiles, you can’t put that up your butt, you know that. Your butt won’t be ready for anything to go in it until-"
"Okay, okay!" he said, flailing his hands to stop his friend’s lecture. "Message received, no butt stuff until I’m pounced on by some freaking animal in the forest and ravished to within an inch of my life. Got it. Thanks, Scotty, I mean heaven forbid I actually try to take control of my life and give myself a fighting chance or anything."
"Not all alphas are animals," Scott said quietly.
Maybe he was right, but Stiles wasn’t holding his breath.

Hung The Moon by BurnItAllClean

83,109  I  8/9  I  Bullying, Friends to Lovers
Explicit
Slowly Stiles got control of himself again. His heart calmed. His breathing evened out. The anger was gone. In it’s place a bone deep weariness settled. He couldn’t do this. He wouldn’t survive this.

Commands and Contrasts by ravingrevolution

88,377  I  30/30  I  No Hale Fire
Mature
"Collared Alphas are Careful Alphas"
Seriously? What the hell was that? Because putting a collar on someone was supposed to make them manageable or something? Sure thing.
Or: “Mated Betas are Better Betas”
Again with the control issues. But then again betas were by far the most common classification type, so Stiles assumed that was mainly posted to keep things kind of even.
His least favorite was definitely: “Keep Omegas Pure - Report Uncollared Unmated Alphas Always”
Just wow.
Stiles attended all the home economics classes, like a good omega, and took all his pills, like a good omega, and outwardly submitted to authority, like a good omega, but he didn’t buy into the whole structure dynamic thing. He just didn’t.

Settle Down by wearing_tearing, and whatthehale

153,181  I  19/19  I  MPreg, Lactation Kink, Nipple Play
Explicit
Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.
Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.
Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

Okay, Anon! I hope this is a good enough introduction to the kinky, sexy, knotty world of Alpha/Omega fics.

Love Knots and internet hugs,

Fluffy Wolf

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Would you look at this beautiful Kickstarter campaign. Just look at it wow.

We started out with the hopes of producing a slim 45 page volume full of art, photography, and stories, and worried how we would have enough room for it all.

Now, we have a hefty tome at 120 pages, or more, and we have a comic, we have stories, we have how-to’s from the field, and now we are offering streaming from select artists, like me! Where I will sculpt or paint live, and maybe tell stories from the bush.

If we hit $25k, we will invest in higher quality materials. At only $45, this book is an outstanding deal as is, but think of nice, heavy silky paper and INTENSE colors and print quality. Aww yeaaah.

There are only 4 days left, guys, so if you were waiting around til the end to get one, GET ONE or you will forget. I know I would forget.

If you are thinking meh I’ll get one later, think again. This is a limited run, it will not be made again, and quantities post-kickstarter are gonna be NOT A LOT. Not a lot at all. 

If you haven’t see the artists involved yet, WHAT WHY?! At least do yourself a favor and look at who’s involved. If you don’t, well. I’m gonna post a reminder about who’s who tomorrow anyway. 

This is it here.

I wrote parts of it for your amusement, so give it a read. Can you guess which parts I wrote? Hahaaa.

Also, I’d like to add that if you can’t afford a pledge right now, I getcha. I know how it is. A reblog to your tumblr means just as much as backing when you can’t back. It super appreciated!

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