tv shows: yeahhh,, uh,, i’m here for the *looks at smudged writing on hand* gltb thing?? yeah, we totally got you,, but um,, i left a casserole in the oven at home,, promise i’ll come back, for real, totally;:,,

books: lgbt characters? those are over there, through the Infinite Forest of Generic Dystopia. good luck though, few have ever made it out alive!

podcasts: fuk u guys, here’s 7 aroace characters, 5 genderfluid characters, 37 bisexuals, 54 healthy wlw relationships, actually everyone is lgbt sorry we don’t make the rules!!!

Being bisexual is so weird because sometimes I’m like

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ boys  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

and other times I’m like

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ girls  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

and other times I’m like

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ non-binary people (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

but most of the time I’m like

🔪🔫🔪🔫🔪 biphobes  🔪🔫 🔪🔫🔪

  • Slytherin: *laying face-down on their bed*
  • Hufflepuff: Hey, Sly. You doing okay?
  • Slytherin: *muffled* I just need a bit of a break from everything.
  • Slytherin: Including existing.
  • Hufflepuff: Alright. If that's what you want.
  • Hufflepuff: *plops face-down on Slytherin's bed with them*
  • Slytherin: *looks up in confusion* What are you doing?
  • Hufflepuff: *looks up at Slytherin* I'm taking a break from existing with you.
  • Slytherin: *smiles slightly*
  • Both: *lay face down in silence until Slytherin feels better*