Y’all wanna know what like the BEST filling maybe of all time? Definitely of all time, the best feeling of all time is when - okay. You know the blent you smoked this morning? The one you woked up to roll. That one. Okay. And then but you only smoke half of it. Okay. And then you work all day long. You go to fuckin work, you do the fuckin job real fuckin good. You’re like-you’re the best. You do everything you boss asks of you. You are real fuckin cordial with your coworkers. All the customers love you. All these custies come in and they just like they think you’re the greatest. You’re the greatest of all time. You worked all day long. In theEeEnd, you come home, and you smoke the other half of that blent. That’s the greatest feeling ever ‘cause it’s just like so…it’s…this is some old-ass shit too! Like…I’m a grown-ass woman, I’m an adult. And this is my laife. That’s, theHEH, that’s the breakdown of my everyday life for y’all. It’s……incredible. My fat…my fat fabuhlous life. Iiii’m about to get so fucking high, too. Sooo hiiiigh. I’m gonna li-should I light it on camera? Should she light it on CAMERA? Hell yeah, she should light it on camera. Actually, I can’t because I gotta, um, I gotta use both of my hand. I’m using my hand to hold my phone. Oh my god, that’s not, uh, that’s not me, I’m not that fat. Speaking of that, I need to work out. But the thANG is is that I feel like I walk so much, like, living here, you knoooow. Like, I just can-I can’t. I don’t wanna work out. I wanna like - shit. I wanna, like, get back actIIIVE? Like, maybe, like…nobody wanna be in a…no one wanna do…no one wanna play with me. No one wanna play volleyball with me. No one wanna play fuckin nerd shit with me. Everybody I-Everybody I know just wanna get fucked up. I need some better friends. I need people who wanna do shit, you know? Like, I don’t wanna fuckin just get fucked up all the time. And like…that’s a waste of your laife. Like, I wanna be active. I wanna snowboooard or whatever. Oh my-I’m so high already, you guys. That’s the per-this is the perks of life.

AHS season 6 predictions
  1. Taissa Farminga returns as The Character Who Needs Everything Explained To Them As A Device To Give The Audience Necessary Information
  2. The theme is played by a chorus of oboes
  3. Lady Gaga’s character has a different outfit in every shot, even when she has had no conceivable time or way to change
  4. Evan Peters and Finn Whitrock fuck by the end of episode 2
  5. And continue to do so until Finn’s character dies
  6. Lily Rabe, The Only Innocent Person On This Cruel And Sinful Earth, gets manipulated by everyone and then slaughtered in the most heart wrenching way possible
  7. Pepper appears
  8. Mother Angela Bassett teaches everyone the true meaning of Christmas with her cheekbones alone
  9. Jessica Lange (as portrayed by Sarah Paulson) plays a very important role until, in a shocking twist, she dies in the last 27 seconds of episode seven
  10. Emma Roberts appears for one (1) episode and lowers everyone else’s self esteem by approximately 50%
  11. She probably is the one to kill both Lily and Finn
  12. Vivien shows up
  13. Kathy Bates has the most moving soliloquy of the whole damn series thus far in episode eleven
  14. Jessica Lange (as portrayed by Sarah Paulson) reappears in the final episode to wrap up the plot because Sarah Paulson never dies
  15. aliens??