25's

  • Achilles: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Patroclus: I did, I broke it-
  • Achilles: No. No, you didn’t. Odysseus?
  • Odysseus: Don’t look at me. Look at Diomedes.
  • Diomedes: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Odysseus: Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
  • Diomedes: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
  • Odysseus: Suspicious.
  • Diomedes: No, it’s not!
  • Agamemnon: If it matters...probably not...Briseis was the last one to use it.
  • Briseis: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
  • Agamemnon: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the tea stand at the store earlier?
  • Briseis: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Agamemnon!
  • Patroclus: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Achilles.
  • Achilles: No. Who broke it?
  • Diomedes: Achilles, Menelaus has been awfully quiet...
  • Menelaus: Really?!
  • Diomedes: Yeah, really!
  • [Cut to Achilles in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
  • Achilles: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
  • Yoosung: Jumin, did you get my email? It's my resume, by the way.
  • Jumin: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work.
  • Yoosung: Thanks, Dad.
  • Yoosung: ... What? Why are you guys staring at me?
  • Zen: You just called Jumin "Dad."
  • Jaehee: You said "thanks Dad."
  • Yoosung: No, I didn't. I said, "thanks man."
  • Jumin: Do you see me as a father figure, Yoosung?
  • Yoosung: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me with my resume.
  • 707: Hey! Show your father some respect!