taliesin looking straight into the camera and saying “I’m going to be in the middle of this for months” as marisha and sam scream and flail on both sides of him makes me feel slightly better about scanlan leaving
So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
I did, I broke it-
No. No, you didn’t. Odysseus?
Don’t look at me. Look at Diomedes.
What? I didn’t break it.
Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
No, it’s not!
If it matters...probably not...Briseis was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.
Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the tea stand at the store earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Agamemnon!
Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Achilles.
No. Who broke it?
Achilles, Menelaus has been awfully quiet...
[Cut to Achilles in another room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.