25 celebrities that i want to meet

100 Questions to drop in my ask box.

1. Height:
2. Age?
3. Shoe size?
4. Sexual Orientation:
5. Do you smoke?
6. Do you drink?
7. Do you take drugs?
8. Age you get mistaken for?
9. Any tattoos?
10. Want any tattoos?
11. Any piercings?
12. Want any piercings?
13. Best friend?
14. Relationship status:
15. Biggest turn ons?
16. Biggest turn offs?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Someone you miss?
19. What I hate most about myself:
20. What I like most about myself:
21. My relationship with my parents:
22. My relationship with my sibling(s):
23. My biggest pet peeves:
24. What my last text message said?
25. Last thing I ate?
26. Ten facts about myself:
27. Favorite animal?
28. Where I would like to live:
29. Favorite ice cream?
30. Celebrity I would love to meet and why?
31. My insecurities:
32. What I find attractive in Men/Women?
33. Favorite quote:
34. Age you want to die?
35. Top ten tv shows:
36. Top five favorite tumblr blogs:
37. What I want to be when I grow up:
38. A book or film that changed my life:
39. Five bands that I like:
40. Three things I think about the most:
41. Five things I want to do before I die:
42. Favorite book?
43. Favorite color?
44. Last person you hugged?
45. Addiction:
46. Hobbies:
47. Favorite band?
48. Favorite singer?
49. Zodiac sign:
50. eye color:
51. hair color:
52. Birthday?
53. Where were you three hours ago?
54. One food you hate:
55. Biggest fear?
56. How many followers do you have?
57. Five people you find attractive:
58. Top song played on your ipod?
59. If you went back in time what would you change?
60. Have any pets?
61. Favorite subject in school?
62. How is school?
63. Lucky number?
64. Your name:
65. Favorite body feature?
66. Favorite flower?
67. Cats or dogs?
68. Boats or trains?
69. People or animals?
71. Favorite holiday?
72. Favorite season?
73. Favorite candy?
74. Ten likes and ten dislikes:
75. Self harmed?
76. Worst mistake?
77. Last time you cried?
78. Any scars?
79. Best day of your life?
80. Special talents:
81. Watch the movie or read the book?
82. Obsession:
83. Kiss or hug?
84. Ever dated someone?
85. Do you love someone?
86. Nicknames people call you:
87. Favorite sport?
88. Suicidal thoughts?
89. If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it?
90. Something I would like to change about myself:
91. Worst thing I’ve lied about:
92. Best thing I’ve lied about:
93. Favorite cuss word?
94. One of my bad habits:
95. Favorite childhood toy?
96. Story of my first kiss?
97. Favorite celebrity?
98. What I’m doing tomorrow:
99. Favorite disney movie?
100. If you could be any animal what would it be?

Ask me something, drop a number, whatever... I`m bored as hell... -.-

100 Random Questions:


1. Height:
2. Virgin?
3. Shoe size?
4. Sexual Orientation:
5. Do you smoke?
6. Do you drink?
7. Do you take drugs?
8. Age you get mistaken for?
9. Any tattoos?
10. Want any tattoos?
11. Any piercings?
12. Want any piercings?
13. Best friend?
14. Relationship status:
15. Biggest turn ons?
16. Biggest turn offs?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Someone you miss?
19. What I hate most about myself:
20. What I like most about myself:
21. My relationship with my parents:
22. My relationship with my sibling(s):
23. My biggest pet peeves:
24. What my last text message said?
25. Last thing I ate?
26. Ten facts about myself:
27. Favorite animal?
28. Where I would like to live:
29. Favorite ice cream?
30. Celebrity I would love to meet and why?
31. My insecurities:
32. What I find attractive in Men/Women?
33. Favorite quote:
34. Age:
35. Top ten tv shows:
36. Top five favorite tumblr blogs:
37. What I want to be when I grow up:
38. A book or film that changed my life:
39. Five bands that I like:
40. Three things I think about the most:
41. Five things I want to do before I die:
42. Favorite book?
43. Favorite color?
44. Last person you hugged?
45. Addiction:
46. Hobbies:
47. Favorite band?
48. Favorite singer?
49. Zodiac sign:
50. eye color:
51. hair color:
52. Birthday?
53. Where were you three hours ago?
54. One food you hate:
55. Biggest fear?
56. How many followers do you have?
57. Five people you find attractive:
58. Top song played on your ipod?
59. If you went back in time what would you change?
60. Have any pets?
61. Favorite subject in school?
62. How is school?
63. Lucky number?
64. Your name:
65. Favorite body feature?
66. Favorite flower?
67. Cats or dogs?
68. Boats or trains?
69. People or animals?
71. Favorite holiday?
72. Favorite season?
73. Favorite candy?
74. Ten likes and ten dislikes:
75. Self harmed?
76. Worst mistake?
77. Last time you cried?
78. Any scars?
79. Best day of your life?
80. Special talents:
81. Watch the movie or read the book?
82. Obsession:
83. Kiss or hug?
84. Ever dated someone?
85. Do you love someone?
86. Nicknames people call you:
87. Favorite sport?
88. Suicidal thoughts?
89. If today was your last day on earth how would you spend it?
90. Something I would like to change about myself:
91. Worst thing I’ve lied about:
92. Best thing I’ve lied about:
93. Favorite cuss word?
94. One of my bad habits:
95. Favorite childhood toy?
96. Story of my first kiss?
97. Favorite celebrity?
98. What I’m doing tomorrow:
99. Favorite disney movie?
100. If you could be any animal what would it be?

Ask Me Shit: Put a Number in My Askbox
  • <p> <b></b> 1. Full name<p/><b></b> 2. Childhood nickname(s)<p/><b></b> 3. 3 fears I have<p/><b></b> 4. 3 things I love<p/><b></b> 5. 10 favorite Tumblr blogs<p/><b></b> 6. Favorite animal(s)<p/><b></b> 7. Last song I listened to<p/><b></b> 8. One of my regrets that occurred during childhood<p/><b></b> 9. 4 turn ons<p/><b></b> 10. 4 turn offs<p/><b></b> 11. What color underwear I'm wearing<p/><b></b> 12. Tumblr wives/husbands<p/><b></b> 13. Tumblr "family"<p/><b></b> 14. Do I have any RL friends/family on Tumblr?<p/><b></b> 15. Natural hair and eye colors<p/><b></b> 16. Top 5 OTPs<p/><b></b> 17. 2 things I would change about myself if I could<p/><b></b> 18. 2 things I would change about the world if I coould<p/><b></b> 19. Something I really want<p/><b></b> 20. My favorite color<p/><b></b> 21. Who do I want to meet<p/><b></b> 22. Someone I miss<p/><b></b> 23. My favorite holiday<p/><b></b> 24. 3 goals for the near future<p/><b></b> 25. 3 things that annoy me easily<p/><b></b> 26. One lie I tell consistently<p/><b></b> 27. An embarrassing moment I still hate<p/><b></b> 28. Something I fantasize about<p/><b></b> 29. 3 things I love to do<p/><b></b> 30. My celebrity crushes, maximum of 5<p/><b></b> 31. Number of kids I want<p/><b></b> 32. Any unhealthy habits/addictions I have<p/><b></b> 33. Height<p/><b></b> 34. Strange obsessions<p/><b></b> 35. Relationship status<p/><b>36. I'll love you if:</b> <p/><b></b> 37. What my last text message said<p/><b></b> 38. Favorite ice cream<p/><b></b> 39. Last sexual encounter<p/><b></b> 40. The reason for my last break up<p/><b></b> 41. Allof the pets I've had<p/><b></b> 42. What I'm doing tomorrow<p/><b></b> 43. What I want to be when I grow up<p/><b></b> 44. Birthday<p/><b></b> 45. Two of my insecurities<p/><b></b> 46. What bands I've seen live<p/><b></b> 47. 6 places I'd like to visit<p/><b></b> 48. The nicest thing someone said to me<p/><b></b> 49. What I think is my best physical feature<p/><b></b> 50. Something I should have said a long time ago<p/><b></b> 51. 3 words that upset me most<p/><b></b> 52. What I would do if I won the lottery<p/><b></b> 53. My favorite quote<p/><b></b> 54. What I find attractive in "boys"<p/><b></b> 55. What I find attractive in "girls"<p/><b></b> 56. What I find attractive in everyone<p/><b></b> 57. Top 3 favorite accents<p/><b></b> 58. A good deed someone surprised me with<p/><b></b> 59. Last time I shaved<p/><b></b> 60. Something I wish I was better at<p/></p>
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Another crazy and emotional year of Afro Caribbean Night this past weekend. Thanks to the UW and ASA for giving us the platform to display our culture beautifully and allow us to celebrate 25 years of independence in the process. Lots of hard work, stress, and dexterity to put together our performance and make our families proud, and ourselves as well. Thankful for another great year of Afro and 25 years of freedom. For all the loved ones and family I never got to meet because they fought for my freedom, this was for you. Happy Eritrean Independence Day! Awetn'hafash! (here’s a link of the performance if you want to be really judgy and critical or if you just wanna see fun and love lol: https://youtu.be/9__OMQnsghM )

bobert-newby  asked:

2, 10, 18, 21, 25, 27 for the asks please :)

2. what is your age?

i have made it around the sun sixteen times

10. what shoe size are you?

six and a half!

18. do you want children?

as of now, no, but everyone always says that i wont want to have children until i meet someone who makes me want to have children

21. have you ever been to the hospital?

sis, all the time im so clumsy and my body likes to not work

25. what color socks are you wearing?

none!

27. would you like to be a big celebrity?

yes :)

thank you for your ask!

Yui’s Mobame

2016年4月25日 12:34:08
Subject: Morning☆

Today’s good weather!
That’s great (^-^)/

I am meeting with someone now!

Who could it be?

The hint、、

It’sーTooーFast

(LOL)

The photo is
The Kojima-san who got shy when she saw her fans celebrating her birthday for her after the handshake!

She’s full of smiles!!

So cute!

I said it before,
Wants to be like Kojima-san who’s always calm, and people around her will think she’s really pretty, the kind of mature adult.

I’ll work hard today too

Bye (・o・)ノ

I’ve never been very good at biting my tongue...

Making my own post, as I have the good grace to at least stay in my lane. And I solemnly swear not to use the phrases ‘it’s not that deep’, or ‘who cares’ once in this post. Here goes…

…..

1. Why did James Corden make sure to talk about Louis being single and taking advantage of it then the very next day we learned Briana’s name?because his break up with eleanor was a hot topic so of course they were gonna talk about it??? it’s literally not that deep???

  • James is Louis’ friend, do you really think on national TV that he’d be as crass as to talk about Louis ‘taking advantage’ of being single if it wasn’t to drive home a point?

……

2. Why did Tammi follow baby and wedding accounts on Twitter before she should have reasonably know Briana was expecting? you do know that not everything revolves around this supposed “stunt” right???? that briana and her family had lives before this as well…… maybe tammi had a friend or family member that was getting married or maybe she’s just into baby and wedding stuff??? i know lots of women that follow those kinds of things

  • This could reasonably be the case. (See, i’m not just dismissing points I don’t want to agree with - shocking I know)

……

3. Why did we find out so early? probably because someone was gonna leak the info so they just told the world themselves  through the people exclusive instead.

  • Again, this is possible. But a random person leaking a story would not have been able to get traction in a credible outlet. And if a less reputable outlet had run the story, Louis’ reps would have just shut it down with a statement. It would not have been damaging enough for them to make the decision to run it themselves.

……

4. Why was Briana’s social media wiped? that’s pretty typical for a non famous person getting involved with someone famous

  • She had her account wiped prior to when she was supposed to have first met Louis. And in any case, if this was legitimate, wouldn’t a much more straightforward option have been to make her social media private.

……

5. Why were there articles with every single member of her family? easy money for her family??? it’s probably why she only actually talks to her mom, grandma, and little brother now…..

  • If this was all legitimate, anyone even remotely close to Briana would have had to sign NDAs to stop this from happening. And if by some chance they didn’t, if this was legitimate, outlets that have always been aligned to 1d (eg The Sun) would not have run unsanctioned stories like this, it’s not in their interests to undermine their relationships with the boys team.

……..

6. Why did her ex-stepfather send her mom that weird message asking if B was pregnant? Why did he misspell her name? Why did he use her first and last name as if her own mom wouldn’t know who he was talking about? i don’t know?? did you ever think maybe it was fake?? that they media was making it up for a headline???

  • See above. If this was legitimate, we would have never seen it. 

……..

7. Why did blogs get anons warning us weeks in advance? this is a bunch of bullshit…… yall were just as shocked as the rest of us lmao….. don’t pretend that you had anons “warning” you…..

  • This is not BS, I was here at the time and clearly recall anons talking about pregnancy, engagement (wedding cake shopping anyone?) etc.

……..

8. Why did blogs get the pic of Eli and B that someone seemed to want leaked pretty badly? Why did they want us to know he had seen her if he was there to get the news of his impending fatherhood? i don’t know the story behind the pictures of briana and the chimp but literally who gives a fuck.

  • See above. A story seems that more organic if it appears to stem naturally.

…….

9. Why was Simon the first person to talk about it? why not??? other than the other 1d boys simon is literally louis’ biggest contact in the biz……

  • The fact that in his interview, Simon said he ‘told Louis to man up’, should be enough to tell us who’s interest that interview was serving. 

…….

10. Why did Liam talk about it before Louis? Why was he more concerned with a ship that didn’t involve him than the other huge 1D ship he’s a part of? when did liam talk about it first lmao…… liam doesn’t give two shits about any shipping….. he is a multimillionaire…. he literally doesn’t care about any of this.

  • Liam talked about it on a pre-recorded UK radio interview prior to the GMA interview. 

……

11. Why was the topic blacklisted for most of promo? maybe louis didn’t want to talk about it which is pretty understandable considering the circumstances??

  • Again, I can see that this could be a possibility, IF YOU WEREN’T TALKING ABOUT A CELEBRITY WITH A REPUTATION TO PROTECT. Even if Louis individually felt uncomfortable talking about it, any PR person worth his salt would have ok’d simple congratulatory questions, whilst rightfully blacklisting anything overly intrusive.

…….

12. Why did Harry talk about babies multiple times in that one interview yet the interviewer never mentioned the elephant in the room? literally you answered that question yourself with #11 lmao

  • Agreed, but the fact is that bringing up the topic of babies at all draws attention to the one baby he’s not talking about. 

…….

13. Why did Louis stay in Canada when the rest of the band went to LA? I’m pretty sure he was visiting his friend luke that was staying there.

  • The fact is that public expectation is that if you are able to spend time with your future child, you would take, rather than actively avoid that opportunity. PR teams help to enhance their clients reputations, and they would know how this would look.

…….

14. Why did he avoid LA like the plague right until the very end? because he was literally touring the fucking world with his band and then doing album promo and then spending christmas with his family??????

  • I do not know Louis’ schedule off the top of my head during this time. Although again, if there had been a will to be there, he would have found a way. 

…….

15. Why did the media bring Harry into it? Pregnant Harry manip? because yall motherfuckers made it into a hot topic….. larry gets them clicks…… that is literally your fault

  • That manip was syndicated and never traced back to the fandom. And are we seriously meant to believe, that across the board, the media would jeopardise professional relationships, to run an image that goes against the ‘truth’ according to the boys/their team, to satisfy a sub-group of people on the internet.

…..

16. Why “It’s not real. It’s not real. It’s not real.”? BECAUSE HE THREW A DOLL OF THE STAGE AND WANTED TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNEW IT WASN’T A REAL BABY BECAUSE FROM FAR AWAY IT MIGHT HAVE LOOKED LIKE THAT AND THE LAST THING HE NEEDS IS A FUCKED UP HEADLINE SAYING “LOUIS TOMLINSON THROWS LIVE BABY OFF 1D STAGE”

  • I almost don’t know what to say about this one. But please, take a step back and realise how monumentally outlandish the scenario you are portraying is. It literally relies on a parent throwing their child on stage. IPhones - yes. Babies - no. 

….

17. Why Tamara at Glastonbury? he wasn’t dating briana and he wasn’t dating danielle yet sooooo why not???

  • This is true. I have my own views. But on the surface yes, this could be the case. 

…….

18. Why did he show up to dinner with her family on the 4th still wearing the Glastonbury bracelet? Was that a fuck you? no i’m sure it wasn’t a “fuck you” louis is not fucking 12……

  • This is such a small detail, I have no opinion on it either way. 

…….

19. Why was Tammi papped solo? More than once? who knows who cares

  • I need to establish here that paps do not just hang around on street corners waiting for celebrities to pap. oh, and, Briana’s mum is not a celebrity, no pap would have even recognised her. I don’t know the ‘why’, but this was not organic. 

…….

20. Why did the family try to get people to post pics of pregnant women they were trying to pass off as B but who obviously weren’t? that literally never happened but ok werk

  • This one is subjective, so I am not prepared to comment on this. Some things looked suspicious, but as far as I can remember, there is no solid proof. 

…….

21. Why did they do the same with pics of the baby? again it didn’t happen stop lying to yourselves

  • TMZ posted a photo of a baby claiming it was Freddie in the days after the birth. They deleted it, and it was tracked back, via twitter screencaps to ashley.

…….

22. Why did Fizzy call them out on it? Why did Ashley lie about them being Facebook friends? Why did that confrontation get dialed back? literally who gives two fucks about cousin ashley??? it’s pretty damn clear that she’s not on briana’s side anyway and they don’t even talk anymore apparently

  • This happened, and it was a car crash. Briana may not follow Ashley on social media now, but she did when this happened. 

………

23. Why was B papped at the passport office? why not….. she was a hot topic so of course she was gonna get papped a few times.

  • PAPS DO NOT HANG OUT AT PASSPORT OFFICES IN THE ARSE CRACK OF NOWHERE HOPING TO SEE A CELEBRITY. ‘Hot topic’ or not, this was engineered. 

…….

24. Why did she go to London when she could have gone to any show in the US? to meet louis’ family??? duh???

  • She had already met Louis’ mum at this point. And from what we know of them, if others wanted to meet her, I am sure they would have been considerate enough to visit her, rather than make her fly, heavily-pregnant, 1000s of miles.

……..

25. Why did she go to six shows and stand where fans had access to her?she literally stood where any other family or friends of the boys would stand like she was literally with fizzy and jay???

  • I was at 4 of the o2 shows she attended. Yes, a couple of times she was in the friends and family area. Once though she was in the centre of the venue near the sound stage.

……..

26. Why didn’t she have security? there were like what two or three pics of her even at the shows??? doesn’t sound like any fans there cared too much so i’m thinking they didn’t require much security…… i’m sure there was someone there though

  • There were plenty of photos, especially at the first show she attended. Security isn’t just about leaping in if something should happen, it’s also having a VISIBLE presence to deter anything from happening. If security was there, it was nigh-on invisible.

……

27. Why did she roam around the stadium and the Starbucks in the stadium with no one to protect her from the fans who wanted to “harass” her other than Fizzy? i don’t recall hearing any stories of anyone actually harassing her in person to her face……. nah the larrie cowards leave that shit online

  • There are things called ‘risk assessments’, they are based on level of risk, and the probability of it happening. Even if the probability was deemed low, the ramifications of it, if something did happened, would be enough to mean, that if this situation was legitimate, she wouldn’t have been allowed to wander around unaccompanied. 

…..

28. Why were seats labeled so that fans would know they were for Louis’ entourage? Why didn’t it happen before then or after that? did that even happen lmao??? who cares???

  • It did happen.

…..

29. Why does the girl who got the first pic of B at those shows have a Simon follow on Twitter? he follows almost 3k people….. maybe she tweeted him something nice once lmao

  • This is possible. But something of a big coincidence that in a crowd of 20,000+ people, the one person within that crowd, that happens to take the 1st photo, also happens to be one of only 3k people SC follows. 

……..

30. Why did her family say she would be there two weeks when she was not? have yall never had plans change or……..

  • Could be.

…..

31. Why the van full of brunettes while B was in London? Is that why she left early? wow maybe you answered your own question…… like no shit that’s a possibility???

  • Again, this is possible. Although if you think Louis is insensitive enough to parade around with a group of girls, get papped doing it, and therefore rubbing it in B’s face, then I am not sure why you are a fan.

……

32. Why were the Bears set up to portray a Larry wedding while she was there? because whoever was running the bears was a fucking troll

  • Seeing as we have Louis’ reflection in the glasses of one of the photos, you’d be saying that Louis is trolling the fandom. Again, if you think Louis would troll 1000s of LGBT fans, who take comfort in the bears (Larry aside), i am not sure why you would be a fan of someone behaving so cruelly.

……

33. Why did the family register all of those url’s? BrianaTomlinson? to stop ugly ass people like the larries from using the domain names for their ugly ass larry agendas????

  • This is possible. Although I disagree.

…….

34. Why so long to announce the name? maybe it took them a few days to agree on a name??? that’s a thing that happens a lot actually???

  • Again, this is possible, although the debacle with Sydney/Conchobar, is unprecedented and still a meme outside the fandom. 

…..

35. Why the SydneyReign url? Did Louis fuck that up when he announced the name as Freddie? i’m guessing that they shared fake random variations of different names with friends and family to see if any of them would leak.

  • There is no way of us knowing the rationale behind this either way. 

…..

36. Why were they trying to auction a url? that never happened???

  • TMZ ran a story on the urls and it took you to a domain name auction site. 

…..

37. Why didn’t she have a baby shower? what lmao??? how the fuck do you know that she didn’t??? like you do realize that she has a life outside of what gets posted online right????

  • I have no opinion on this, you might be right, but you could be a little less horrendous about it. 

…..

38. Why did the birth announcement come via UA? And a comment by granny on an Instagram post of a pic of trash? because our fandom is extremely intrusive and her grandma isn’t media trained

  • This could be true in terms of the UA - but ask yourself where they could possibly be getting that information from?

…..

39. Why was our favorite UA owner conveniently in LA for the birth?because update accounts are known to engage in stalker-ish behaviour and we all knew that briana was due soon soooo

  • Another coincidence, this is becoming a theme. 

…..

40. Why did Harry go back to LA THE NIGHT of the birth? coincidence wow

  • Colour me surprised, another coincidence. Add to this that Harry has been in LA ever since, only (supposedly) returning to the UK in the last few days. As well as flying to the UK at the same time as Louis and then not attending the brits.

…..

41. Why did he tweet those lyrics? why not???

  • Because you bandmates just had a baby son. And the lyrics are about burying your dead son.

…..

42. Why did Louis tweet lyrics to a song about daddy kink? THAT DADDY COOL SONG IS NOT ABOUT A MOTHERFUCKING DADDY KINK

  • Someone forgot to give BoneyM the memo - ‘She’s crazy about her daddy, Oh she believes in him, She loves her daddy, She’s crazy like a fool, What about it Daddy Cool.’

……

43. Why were there no visible signs of an IV? there was literally only one picture of her in the hospital and you can’t even see most of her one arm….. also maybe they took that particular picture when she was getting ready to be discharged and they already took it out.

  • Possible.

…….

44. Why was she so perfectly made up and posed in that hospital pic? who the fuck wants to look all sweaty and tired and all that when they know that photo is gonna be spread all over the internet and media????

  • Possible. Although in all likelihood, they called the paps themselves. 

…….

45. Why was Louis papped at Sunglass Hut the next day wearing what appeared to be a hand written hospital bracelet? hand written hospital bracelets are literally a thing and we have all debunked that but none of yall will actually listen as per usual.

  • I can’t remember if this was ever debunked. It’s a very minor thing IMO either way.

…..

46. Why was he papped arriving to Tammi’s condo with a car full of baby supplies that could have been delivered and should have already been set up? why not???? maybe he wanted to personally deliver them???

  • The key here is that he was papped doing it. Whatever his motivation, PAPS ARE NOT HANGING ABOUT THE ARSE CRACK OF NOWHERE WAITING FOR CELEBS TO MIRACULOUSLY APPEAR.

……

47. What happened to the pap pics of her wearing a mini dress just a couple days after giving birth? Why weren’t they used? Why did it seem like they were replaced by another set of pap pics? what does this even mean??? those photos didn’t just evaporate??? they still exist??? yall of course are analyzing this WAY TOO MUCH

  • No strong feelings on this. 

……

48. Pleather legging and heels just a few days post birth? please google “chrissy teigen on date night with husband john legend a week after giving birth” :)

  • I am not a mum, so can’t comment on the comfort of this. 

……

49. Why the name Freddie after the Bears focused so much on Freddie Mercury? Who was in Queen? Queen as in one who reigns? IT’S NOT THAT DEEP OH MY GOD LMAO

  • We have already established that Louis is behind the bears and trolling us right?? So to take it to it;s natural conclusion, Louis named his son as the ultimate ‘f you’ to the Larries? What a lovely person to be a fan of. 

…….

50. Why rent a house in LA that is owned by Paul McKenna? The person who some believe to be Simon Cowell’s lover? “the person who some believe….” no you mean larries….. and louis is close with simon cowell and apparently paul gave him a discount soooo

  • This is a widespread, long-running rumour, not something Larries have come up with. It’s all over online forums.

…….

51. Why rent a house one hour away from your newborn? probably for the discount lmao…… there is also a thing called cars….. they get you places

  • Seriously, the discount? 

…….

52. Why did Louis say he was looking forward to no responsibilities during the break? maybe he was in denial about the whole thing??? that’d be pretty typical for a young single man that also happens to rich and famous.

  • Even if he was in denial, there is no way that his team would let him say this and come across as an uncaring idiot.

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53. Why was he papped carrying a book named The Psychopath Test at the beginning of it all? maybe he was reading it because he wanted to read it….. lmao like what is this even supposed to mean???

  • Possibly, although I think you are underestimating him.

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54. Why have his bandmates not acknowledged this life changing event on any form of social media? text messages are way more sentimental

  • Agreed that texts / phone calls are more personal. But this is a band that grew up on social media and fan interaction, the absence is glaring. 

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55. Why the appearance of Olivia in October? uhhhhh her and briana are literally friends???

  • I couldn’t care even a tiny bit about Olivia. 

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56. Why was Olivia’s social media wiped? again the same reason as briana’s….. when you get into the public eye because you’re involved with a famous person then their PR team likely isn’t going to want anyone to find anything incriminating on their social media so it’s better just to delete it all before the fandom finds anything that could be damaging

  • See above.

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57. Why does she even need a nanny? She’s unemployed? Why does the baby stay in Olivia’s room? Why does Olivia interact with the baby more than Briana? Why for someone who is supposed to be her bff does she seem to know so little? being a single mom is hard??? just because she’s not currently working doesn’t mean that she doesn’t need extra help??? like she doesn’t have louis there as her support system??? like honestly what the fuck is wrong with you people???

  • I am not in the business of judging single parents either way. 

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58. Why does it seem so difficult for Briana to provide basic facts about her child and her birth experience? she doesn’t owe anyone this information.

  • Agreed. But by the same token, you can’t then very easily post the kind of messages she did over the weekend. 

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59. Why was the original announcement and birth so closely linked to Drag Me Down and History video? coincidence…… like that’s just how the conception and birth lined up

  • ANOTHER COINCIDENCE. THIS IS JUST GETTING AWKWARD NOW.

…….

60. Why did Jay follow Tammi on Facebook, share a post about being fame hungry and then unfriend her? who knows and who cares??? it’s not your drama???

  • It’s not our drama. However, they know that fans follow them and everyone related to them on SM and what people would read in to it.

…….

61. Why did Jay and Briana follow, unfollow and then follow each other again on Instagram? again it’s not your drama???

  • See above.

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62. Why did Briana only unprivate her Instagram when she posted something she knew the fandom would explode over? to share with fans like myself that actually want to see cute pictures of freddie…… i’m grateful that she is still willing to share some pictures and videos with us despite the ignorance she gets in return.

  • I suppose that’s one way of looking at it.

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63. Why no paternity test? no legal team of a person with the kind of money louis has would just let their client start paying child support without doing a paternity test first…… you are not entitled to those results….. the proof is literally in louis claiming parenthood and raising his son

  • I am glad we’re agreed on the first part of your statement. And I would agree to your second comment if it weren’t for TMZ and other outlets running time and time again, the fact that he has not had a pat test. If we are to believe that the media are making things up, this makes Louis look entirely gullible (look at the comments on the articles) his team would step in to refute the initial claims. And the media would be risking alienating themselves from future dealings with the band.

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PHEW, THAT WAS A LOT. 

Subscribe, Chapter 2!

Hey, Maksyl fam!

Since Chapter One got a massive response, I decided to give you all Chapter Two!

(( youarefedorable unsvbtle loveisthewordhateisthebomb hollydollysfavethings chaksforever hayleechristinee renate651 ser-en-dipityyy icedanceroyalty since you all seemed to enjoy Chapter One so much, I wanted to link you to Chapter Two!! Thank you so much for being amazing with your feedback and support.))

I also HAD to give a special shoutout to grumplez because I adore your work with all my heart and I wanted to pay you homage by making a blatant reference to ‘Wet Lace’… I hope you don’t mind, love!

I hope you all love it as much as you liked the first chapter!

Speaking of chapter one, here’s a link to it for those of you who haven’t read it yet!

Keep the feedback coming, guys; it inspires me! Also, if there’s anything specific you’d like to see in this AU, send me a scene and I’ll try to incorporate it in some way!

I incorporated a suggestion given to me by youarefedorable in this one… Let the fanfic reading commence!

Alright, fam.

Now let’s see how everyone’s two favorite YouTubers are doing!

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By the time it had taken her to get to his flat, (which, by the way, took a lot shorter to travel to than her stupid GPS had said,) Meryl was about 30 minutes early for their so-called ‘filming date.’

The apartment flat seemed extremely elegant. It had a winding cobblestone walkway leading towards the entrance. The ground floor of the building, which Meryl supposed was the lobby, had thick glass paneling in place of walls.

This architectural design, of course, enabled her to see straight inside the main level.

What she saw looked absolutely beautiful.

A sea of people bustled about the lobby. Five chandeliers glittered overhead, providing the lobby with soft glimmers of luminescence. The floors and (from what she could see) the help desks were made of white marble.

The formality of it made Meryl feel kind of underdressed.

Just then, her phone buzzed to life in her lap, startling her out of her awe-induced reverie.

One new Twitter notification from one @MaksimC.

“@MaksimC: Hey, guys! @Meryl_Davis and I are doing our collabs today. For her video, we have decided to do Truth or Dare. Send in your questions and challenges using the hashtag #MaksylCollab !”

She rose a confused eyebrow. They hadn’t previously discussed video ideas…

“@troyesivan: #MaksylCollab I dare you two to get married. Seriously. Do it.”

She laughed, retweeting the comment. She had been expecting it.

“@Tyler_Oakley: @troyesivan, exactly, Troye. E-X-A-C-T-L-Y. #TroylerAreWaitingForTheMaksylMarriage”

Meryl’s phone pinged again. She had a feeling she knew who was behind this particular notification.

She glanced down at her DMs and proved her suspicions correct.

One new DM from one @MaksimC.

“Hey, babe. I know I’m telling you a little bit late but I thought it’d be cool if we chose each other’s video subjects. Thoughts?”

She quickly typed back a reply, hoping it matched his usual tone: “Late is right! No worries, though; I’m planning payback. Your overall cuteness will not get you a free pass.”

Ping. His reply sprung up on her screen moments after she sent hers.

“First of all, I highly doubt you could find anything that could make me uncomfortable enough for it to constitute as payback. Sorry—”

Oh, she couldn’t, could she?

Challenge accepted.

She continued reading his message.

“Second of all, I am not cute. You may find me attractive, or devastatingly sexy, but cute? Not an option, princess.”

She scoffed, amused. “Yeah, yeah, teddy bear. One more thing–‘Maksyl??’”

“Refusing to acknowledge the fact that you just referred to me as a teddy bear…According to the internet, Maksyl is our ship name. Yeah, it’s a thing. I mean, I knew we’d look good together, but I didn’t think people would start SHIPPING us just yet.”

Meryl couldn’t agree more. People were shipping them already?

Before the two had really met?

She knew they talked about each other a lot in their videos but come on.

Wait…

Hold up.

She could use that information to her advantage.

Maks doesn’t think I can give him legitimate payback, huh? We’ll see about that.

A quick search for ‘Maksyl fanfic’ on Google produced perhaps about 20 results, all of which linked her to a website called ‘Tumblr.’

She found herself scrolling through the ‘Maksyl fanfic’ tag for a few moments and read through a couple of fics.

Unsurprisingly, the amount of fanfics was limited–even the authors labeled Maksyl as their ‘crack ship’ (whatever that meant)–but Meryl had to admit, the few pieces of fiction that she had read were amazing.

But they’re all so sweet. How can I possibly get back at him with cute stories?

All of a sudden, she came across a warning she didn’t recognize.

Smut warning…What the heck is smut?

“Wet Lace by grumplez,” she muttered to herself, “Sounds like a fic where ‘Maksyl’ have a wedding on a rainy day. What could possibly be so bad about that?”

She continued thinking that way until she got up to the first risqué bit.

She squealed in shock…but nevertheless found herself reading onwards, intrigued by the way the author had written her character.

As she continued reading, however, the story got more detailed and more inappropriate.

‘They had already made love,’” she read out loud, “‘now it was time to—’”

She dropped her iPhone as if it were burning through her skin.

“Oh my God,” she exclaimed, still in shock.

Then, it dawned upon her.

“Oh my God,” she slowly spoke again, the beginnings of a diabolical smile creeping its way onto her face.

She replied to Maks, immediately informing him that she definitely had his video idea ready, but that it was to be a surprise.

And what a surprise it would be.

He wanted payback? Something to make him uncomfortable? She had just the thing.

She officially decided that he was going to read a few pieces of Maksyl smut out loud.

To his followers.

On camera.

She would read whatever her character said in the fics, and he would read his lines. They would take turns narrating it.

She pictured the embarrassment on his face.

He probably wouldn’t be able to get past the first few lines without blushing.

Ha.

Oh, Maks had no idea what he’s just gotten himself into.

Meryl glanced at her car’s digital clock.

She still had 25 minutes to go before she was due to meet up with Maks.

She didn’t want to show up to the flat so early, especially unannounced.

What if, when she got there, he was just getting out of the shower or something?

Not that I’d mind seeing Maks in nothing but a towel…

Stop it! The smut is getting to my head. He’s not my celebrity crush anymore—he’s my collab partner. I’m filming with him all day already. It’ll be an even longer day if I can’t keep my fricking hormones in check.

Meryl shook her head, wondering what she should do for the next half hour.

Maybe I should go to the bakery and pick up some cookies? I want to make a good first impression, even if I’ll purposely ruin it later with my idea…

She opened a new tab on her phone and did a search for the closest bakery to Maks’ flat.

She grinned victoriously at the ‘.2 miles away’ bolded beneath the first result.

To Kimmy’s Bakery it is.

Plugging the address into her GPS, Meryl took off.

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It was time.

Box of freshly-baked cookies in hand, Meryl stepped out of her car door and shut it with the heel of her foot. Her heart was practically in her throat.

The sun was beating down on the top of her head as she walked up the cobblestone pathway to Maksim’s flat. God, I need to calm down.

She hopped from one stone to another on the uneven walkway, a little game she’d devised to distract her nerves.

She made sure to keep the box of cookies wrapped tightly in her arms throughout her game, however; she didn’t want the cookies to break into pieces before she even made it to his flat.

When the cobblestone pathway ended, all that remained was Meryl, her nerves, and the one-pound box of baked goods.

She figured she would get her camera out of her car’s trunk after she brought in the cookies. (Food, as always, was her first priority.)

She stepped inside the flat’s entrance and tried not to gawk too much at the beauty of the lobby. She walked over to one of the front desks, trying to look as sophisticated as possible.

The woman at the front desk smiled politely at her. “Hello, is there anything I can help you with, miss?”

Meryl nodded. “Hi, I’m looking for—”

“Me?” A deep voice behind her sounded.

She whirled around and oh my God.

Maksim-fricking-C was standing right before her, a huge smile lighting up his face.

She turned her head back to the woman at the front desk, agreeing, “—him. Thank you, though!”

She turned back to Maksim, her smile wide enough to match his.

“Hi,” she chirped excitedly.

“Hi, ‘MerBear,’” he laughed back, opening his arms for her. She paused, unsure whether he meant to hug her or if it was just a ‘ta-da’ gesture.

“I’m a hugger,” he clarified.

“Oh! Okay, me too,” she nodded, laughing.

Meryl practically bounded into his arms, wrapping her own around his neck. Throughout it all, however, she somehow managed to keep the cookies safely in her hands.

“It’s nice to meet you,” she grinned against his chest, and he duly chuckled at her enthusiasm.

She tried to ignore the giddiness she felt when his arms tugged her closer.

“Trust me, the pleasure’s all mine,” he returned, pulling away slightly.

He seems like such a sweetheart. I almost feel bad for the payback… Almost.

“Oh! I brought cookies,” she offered sheepishly, raising the box.

His eyebrows shot up. “Food on our first filming date? And here I’d thought you had already won my heart!”

Meryl felt her cheeks heat up.

No. Stop that. Keep it cool.

“They’re so you don’t hate me after we do your video,” she joked.

“Ooh, consider me intrigued,” he winked down at her.

“Prepare for complete, utter payback, Chmerkovskiy,” she grinned up at him.

Then, her real reason for bringing the cookies, “I actually brought them because I wanted your brother to get a good impression of me.”

“Ah, I see how it is. You’re after my brother?” He feigned outrage, clasping a hand over his heart.

“No, that’s not it,” Meryl hurriedly assured him. “Family’s just really important to me. I know that yours is a big part of your life, too. And if I’m going to become a part of your life, no matter how small or insignificant the part I play may be, I really do want to make a good impression on the people who matter the most to you.”

Any pretense of joking had vanished from his face entirely. He had a softer look about him now.

“Well,” he spoke after a moment’s pause, “I’m sure my family will love you.”

He took her hand. “Now come on; my flat’s on the third floor.”

She followed him to the elevator.

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Maksim swung his door open, leading Meryl inside his flat.

“My brother doesn’t know you were coming over,” he quietly explained.

“Val,” he called out, “I want you to meet someone important.”

The young man Meryl recognized to be Maks’ brother sauntered out of a room further inside the flat.

“Is it that ‘MerBear’ girl you always say you’re going to marry?” Val called back, his tone joking.

Maks froze next to her at Val’s words. Meryl shot him an amused look, then turned back to Val, who had just entered the room.

Val’s eyes widened almost comically as they landed on Meryl.

“Holy shit, it is!” he grinned, surprise and disbelief evident on his face.

“She’s even more beautiful in the flesh! How the hell did you get that one to come here, Maks?”

Val stopped in front of Meryl.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, gorgeous,” he took her hand gently in his, pressing a soft kiss to the top of her hand.

Meryl smiled at the gesture.

“It’s so nice to meet you too, Val,” she promptly agreed.

Maks seemed to unfreeze at the exchange, slinging an arm around Meryl’s shoulders.

“Right. Well, now that we’re all acquainted, Meryl and I are going to go film our videos.” He interjected.

Val ran a hand over his face in mock anguish.

“But what am I going to do? I’m bored just lying around here all day,” he moaned.

“Meryl brought cookies. You can start eating them,” Maks, frustrated, thrust the box of cookies at Val.

Val seemed to take the hint.

He casually took the box from Maks’ hands and spun around towards Meryl.

“You, my dear, are a keeper,” Val winked at her.

“Ви чули, що, брат? нічого дурного не роблять. Ця дівчина є зберігачем,” he nudged Maks’ shoulder, then began to walk to the kitchen.

“What’d he say?” Meryl smiled at the heat rising to Maks’ cheeks. Yes, embarrassment suited him, which meant his video was going to be fun.

“He asked if I heard him say you were special, and he told me not to do anything stupid to mess it up. He said you were a definite keeper,” Maks muttered.

Meryl threw her head back in a full-on laugh. “Val, I love you already. Please make a cameo in one of our videos!” She called out.

Val poked his head out from the kitchen doorway, a half-eaten cookie already in his hand.

“Will do,” he grinned, crumbs falling out of his mouth as he spoke.

Maks brought a hand to his face in distress.

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They decided to do Meryl’s video first.

“Hey, guys! What’s up—Maks, you have to say it with me,” Meryl whined.

“No,” Maks argued, “I will not join in on your little intro. It’s way too cutesy for me.”

“Please? Do it for my amazing subscribers,” she frowned.

“No,” he insisted, tugging slightly at the ends of his hair.

“Pretty please?” She exhaled, jutting her lower lip out in a pout.

“Oh, no—don’t look at me like that,” Maks frowned, putting one of his hands over her face and covering it completely.

Meryl let out a muffled ‘hey,’ which he laughed at.

He stopped laughing when he felt something wet and slimy run across his palm.

Maks pulled his hand away in disgust.

“Did you… Did you just lick me?” He asked, incredulity coloring his tone.

“It got you to take your overly-large hand away from my face, didn’t it?” She giggled gleefully.

“Overly-large? My hand is not overly-large! It’s average-sized. You are the one with the tiny face,” Maks defended.

“I’m not that tiny,” Meryl put her hands on her hips.

“Oh yes, you are,” he retorted.

“You’re just trying to change the topic so you can get out of doing the intro!” She swatted his arm again.

“And the violence never stops,” Maks quipped.

“Do the intro,” Meryl firmly stated.

Maks let out a defeated sigh. “Ugh. Fine.”

“Yay! Okay. Beginning the video in 3, 2, 1.”

“Hey guys! What’s up?” The duo said in unison.

“It’s MerBear here, and today I have a very special guest..” She swept an arm to indicate the man next to her.

“MaksimC,” he said, over-exaggerating the excitement in his voice. He even used jazz hands.

Meryl gave him a pointed look and he backed down.

“MaksimC,” he said again, raising his arms in surrender.

Meryl nodded her head, facing the camera again.

“Yay! Today, we’re going to play a little game called Truth or Dare…”

Interview with Thomas Müller - by Xinhua International 15.07.21

**The questions are in Chinese, and Thomas answered them in English, so I typed the exact words he said (some of them are not grammatical tho, lol)

Q: Are there any funny plays in the team, other than you?

A: (Thomas didn’t actually answer this one, I guess he got it wrong, lol) I just want to celebrate a lot, with my teammates. Umm, and do a lot of funny things that everybody is happy!

Q: What do you usually do with Philipp Lahm?

A: We play a little golf together, that we both like it very much! Yeah, when we meet in our private life,we play golf and have some lunch. Right, and have some beer absolutely, hahaha! :D

Q: When do you plan to have a child with Lisa?

A: Now we are both 25 and we have a lot of work to do. So as a professional soccer player, I don’t have much time at home. So we gonna wait a few years, and then we will see. When I have a child, I want to spend more time with him.

Q: Do you have confidence in winning the golden boot next year?

A: Hahahahahahaha, it will be nice if it happens because it will help my team, but I don’t fix my expectations on scoring goals. I want to help the team, and yeah, have good results with the team. If it is 1-0 for us, and Manuel Neuer scores the goal, it’s not a problem, ahahahaha! He’s a good striker! XD

Q: Are you gonna stay in Bayern until your career ends?

A: Ah that’s a difficult question. Everything could happen, but now I am a Bayern München player, and I love to play for Bayern. So let’s see what’s gonna happen in the next few years.