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so good… so pure….

Salt and Sugar

Aries: 70% salt, 30% sugar

Taurus: 75% salt, 25% sugar

Gemini: 50% salt, 50% sugar

Cancer: 40% salt, 60% sugar

Leo: 65% salt, 35% sugar

Virgo: 90% salt, 10% sugar

Libra: 20384% salt, fAKE SPLENDA SUGAR

Scorpio: 30% salt, 70% sugar

Sagittarius: Depends on who you are tbh. Either 666% salt of 666% sugar

Capricorn: 60% salt, 40% sugar

Aquarius: 99% salt, 1% sugar

Pisces: 420% salt (surprise!), you gotta deserve their sweetness

source:risingimini

Phan
  • My child: mommy why is my cousin called diamond
  • Me: bc your aunt loves diamonds
  • My child: what about me?
  • Me: be quiet April 25, 2017
Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags. It is thoughtless to condemn them, or laugh at them, if they seek to do more or learn more than custom has pronounced necessary for their sex.
—  jane eyre, charlotte brontë
Things I loved about Dan and Phil's Easter Baking- Pastel Lemon Meringues

- The little song at the beginning about the softness of Easter and spring

- And then Phil ruined it by saying “baby weasel”

- Phil not knowing what they were baking (“??? pastel ,,, lemon? Easter,,?)

- “You look like you’re going to a dog funeral Dan”

- THE RETURN OF PASTEL DANIEL AND PHILLIP

- Phil wearing lil bunny ears 🐰

- Dan grabbing his overall straps

- The return of that horrendous bunny head

- Dan throwing all the ingredients at Phil (“caTCH”)

- D+P not knowing what cornflour is (“milk a corn”)

- “You were just tweaking the nipple of the lemon”

- “Let me sniff it”

- Phil shoving the whisk in Dan’s face (can’t believe he hasn’t seen the video omfg)

- The fucking.. purple duck,,, oven gloves or whatever idek

- The dramatic music playing while Dan attacked Phil with a spoon

- Seriously Dan that wasn’t fair

- U r hurting Phillip

- “protip” “NOOO”

- And immediately after, “Satan, help us bake”

- Using “fluff” instead of “fuck”

- Phil spilling the caster sugar all over the floor jfc

- Love my clumsy son

- Wouldn’t be a baking video without Dan zooming in on Phil’s flour-covered crotch

- (Seriously how did flour get there. Wtf)

- They should have bought an electric mixer

- Dan freakING THE FUCK OUT when Phil did the upside down test

- “No whacking”

- “WHATUPIVE JUST BEEN BORN GIMME THE TIT”

- Phil’s complete inability to pipe meringues

- The bunny voice overs

- DAN SCARING PHIL WITH THE BUNNY HEAD

- Phil sticking his hand into dan’s overalls and going “mpreg fic” 😏

- “Someone’s lactating blood”

- The lil basket full of the meringues

- “You can see my actual orgasm face-mmMMM”

- DAN FEEDING PHIL “FEED ME EASTER DADDY”

- What a treasure. Honestly