The (In)Complete History of FH Blogging As Seen Through The Eyes Of A Humble Blogger Sung To The Tune Of Tetris
October 14th, 2012 - feralheartpeople makes its first post. Met with
applause and maybe some attention. Thus begins an tidal wave of new FH bloggers.
Hatred of unrealistic and edgy characters is going strong.
May 13th, 2013 - “I dont PP your PP cause you cant ripp a leg or rip a tail you dumb @$$ B!sh” becomes - and remains - iconic. Never forget.
June 12th, 2013 - The now defunct thatcatfhjournal predicts the future of FH blogging. The hindsight is both hilarious and pants-wettingly terrifying. We all laughed, but now we all pray.
June 17th, 2013 - RIP General Chat
June 20th, 2013 - kung foo panda
July 2013 - Everybody Hates The Mods™ after a mod posts a facetious response to an anon ask on feralheart-official. This hatred and distrust will continue on until later 2014 and early 2015.
July 22nd, 2013 - The Cult of Simboo begins gaining members and dominating Bonfire. All hail.
August 1st, 2013 - “Hyena Pack” induces mass screaming among hyena lovers within the community.
August 20th, 2013 - The cows. They come.
October 27th, 2013 - Bonfire’s “Pridelands” becomes infested with fetuses. War breaks out or something. Too many people get out of hand.
October 29th, 2013 - Banditsugar catches the eye of several bloggers with her elitism, ignorance, and bullying attitude. This is proceeded by several others intentionally bothering her to get a reaction out of her. She becomes considered bad news and is mentioned occasionally from then on.
November 25th, 2013 - A FEMALE WOLF WHO WANTS A MALE TO FUCK HER VAGINA begins to spread as evidence of the family friendly nature of the game.
December 1st, 2013 - “What does the fox say?” reads as a banner on the FH website. Everyone is in tears and we all know for sure that God is dead.
December 30th, 2013 - FH Bloggers: The Disney Movie is suggested and the idea is initially met with excitement.
January 15th, 2014 - Fake screenshots are made of the FH Bloggers movie. Millions cry in desperation for a real thing. Disney Interns scoff and say, “Um, no.”
February 1st, 2014 - Werehyenas become a short-lived fad for kool kidz.
February 8th, 2014 - Several bloggers propose making a Warrior Cats clan composed of small wild cat species so as to deliver justice to the stunning amount of rapist WC characters. This plan goes unfulfilled, but the idea itself was regarded well within the community. This same idea will be suggested again months later with the same reaction.
February 13th, 2014 - Feral Tales, another game by KovuLKD much like FH and IT, is released on Facebook. Everyone temporarily shifts there for an hour or two to try it out.
February 14th, 2014 - Thanks is given from several people to KovuLKD for providing three free MMORPGs for us all to play. Others criticize both Kov and the people thanking him as they see the situation as Kov abandoning incomplete games. Nobody seems to be swayed one way or the other.
February 15th, 2014 - A crab migration is proposed. The idea is met with approval and celebration for crabkind. It is eventually executed; hilarity ensues.
February 28th, 2014 - Casual transphobia has an spike ingame. This continues for a while into March and is fairly unexplainable and could have been caused by sheer coincidence of horrible people saying bad things around the same time.
March 10th, 2014 - A FH bloggers IT server is suggested. The idea falls through for multiple reasons.
July 20th, 2014 - FeralHeart gains the new and totally official name Incest Simulator 2011. The blog formerly known as @some-fh-madness has officially won FH. Everyone else can go home.
July 23rd, 2014 - FH blogging becomes noticeably aggressive with an increase of nameshaming and character shaming. This increase has been slowly developing since the beginning of the community.
August 23rd, 2014 - FeralHeart Confessions is open for business and accepts its first submission.
August 25th, 2014 - An anonymous FH player submits a confession berating the FH blogging community for its previous attitudes and the negative effects FH blogger’s behavior could have had on the ingame populace. Chaos ensues for the rest of the 24 hour period as anonymous hate is sent to varying FH bloggers. Multiple people consider quitting altogether.
September 11th, 2014 - Several bloggers get thoroughly upset when a post about a child being exposed to the subject of prostitution comes up in local chat. Arguing ensues for a short time, the general consensus being that it was unacceptable.
September 23rd, 2014 - The blog feral-fuqers, after having been initially overlooked by the blogging community, returns to public light because of their usage of homophobic slurs. Commentary on the blogging “scene” is made, and the blog falls silent and out of sight once more.
October 18th, 2014 - A couple of blogs (@feralferocity and @feralharsh) make themselves known by offering commentary and criticism on the FH blogging community. They are met with the expected backlash and some agreement. The blogs now appear private/defunct.
March 5th, 2015 - A certain unsavory player goes around ingame to harass people, including children, into cybering with him. FH bloggers band together in an effort to stop him. They are later able to obtain the evidence necessary to report him.
May 7th, 2015 - Some drama is brought on by now deactivated @feralheartbullshit’s acknowledgment of how CerealSoup’s models look reminiscent of Aro'Kai’s. It has previously been stated (with proof) that CS’s texture artist has stolen from others before.
May 7th, 2015 - The first annual Promchained is announced by mate-center. There is much rejoice.
May 9th, 2015 - A usermade marking sporting meme phrase “down with cis” is posted. Unawares cis people take offense until the phrase’s history is elaborated upon.
May 18th, 2015 - Legendary Items Pack released; everyone collectively screams.
May 24th, 2015 - First annual Promchained is initiated. The event is considered successful and runs for two days.
June 6th, 2015 - It is brought to the attention of many bloggers that the group Unchained does not allow homosexual couples due to past circumstances. After being met with much disapproval and people giving their reasons for disagreeing, the rule is vetoed.
July 4th, 2015 - America’s birthday is, like, too important not to include, right? What is UScentrism.
And now we continue on…