2013: tmht

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Let it be known that I have one of the last remaining rolls of “turtle tape” in existence.

This stuff is legendary in our family and there are but a handful of rolls left. This stuff would probably stick shit to a shovel if you were inclined to try, as its adhesive properties are almost unrivalled.

Now, what the rolls were for and how we obtained them many years ago is a long story, but as you can tell from the god awful “Hero” replacement in the title, its going to be an old english folklore type of tale if I care to share it.

Bask in these rare pictures because when it’s gone it’s really gone.