George: My mother’s maiden name is Herod, my internet password is ‘password1’, I’m indifferent about all competitive sports, and I prefer lager to beer. I don’t understand fishing, what is fishing? I’m scared of cancer, I voice hypocritical objections to drive-through takeaways, and I lost my virginity on a canal boat in Tring. Sam: Favourite colour? George: That would be gamboges - it’s a kind of orangey brown.