200 proof

Feel free to say “i don’t trust this person and this story sounds weird to me so i don’t believe it at all”, calling it a lie when you simply can’t know if it is or isn’t a lie is bullshit tho. just like people who spread stories can’t provide proof (for multiple reasons) you can’t prove that they are lying, simple as that.


There are a Dwarf Paladin, Human Rogue (me), and a Half-Elf Wizard, in a bar that we are resting at before we raid a Lych Castle. Both Characters and players are drunk, except me (underage).

Paladin: I wonder what would happen if a drink was over 200 proof? (over 100% alcohol)

Wizard: Well… If one were to drink something like that, a paradoxical alcohol consuming wormhole would appere, sucking up every drop of alcohol in the world, creating mass chaos and decomposition of carbon-based life. Then all the silicone-based computers would evolve to destroy the rest of humanity and other carbon-based life, leaving them to take over the world.

Rogue (Me): What about the wormhole?

Wizard: Oh, it would then burn out because there is no more alcohol.

Dwarf: What the f*** is a ‘computer’?

Wizard: I have no idea.

Rogue (Me): Did you make that up?

Wizard: *Blushing profusely* Yes…

The DM’s face was completely encased with her hand the entire time.

We later regreted this.

Herradura Smoked Peach Ice Tea 

 1 ½ oz. Herradura Reposado 
 ½ oz. Lemon Juice 
 1 ½ oz. Peach Juice 
 1 ½ oz. Earl Grey tea 
 ¼ oz. Simple Syrup 
 ¼ oz. Mezcal 
 1 Lemon Twist 
 1 Peach Slice 


Fill a high ball with quality cubed ice. Add all ingredients and stir thoroughly with a bar spoon. Garnish with a long lemon twist and/or a peach slice.