20 otps

haloshornsglitter  asked:

Parents meme with George Weasley?

Bare with me because this might get painful.

who’s the one to wake up the kids: George. He does it because he likes to do it in really creative ways. Whether it’s in the form of a song he made up on the spot, or surprising them with a prank or a joke, or just making them laugh.
who makes the breakfast: You. George can only make things that explode or poison, so it’s not very safe for him to make breakfast. You had to learn how to make pretty much everything because he can only make a very few.
who’s the one to cry for everything: Both. Going through the war made you both more precious about everything. Sometimes your kids would do stuff that would remind you both of people you lost or horrible moments, and tears would just come. Although it got better, George would often look at his kids and see Fred and break down.
who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one: It’s split. George tends to be more lenient, because of who he is. However, he’s seen and gone through too much to let them do foolish things. It’s pretty much the same with you. George fell in love with someone like him who jokes around a lot, but you tend to be more disciplined because George loves to be the fun one, and you love to see him be the fun one.
who helps with the science fair: George. He likes to make things explode, which is sometimes a good or bad things. George was always pretty smart in school, so he knows exactly what his kids need to know to make the best projects and everything.
who does baby talk: Both. George just does small things, non-existent words, while you can’t break out of it for a long time, and will even do baby talk with George.
who wakes up for midnight feedings: You. George is a pretty heavy sleeper, and sometimes has bad PTSD, so you try to wake up as soon as possible so he’s not awoken by crying. It upsets him that this has to happen, but you don’t mind doing it.
who’s the one who always worries: I don’t think either of you would worry always. I think you both have worries, even big ones, but they wouldn’t bog you down. They would always be in the back of your mind, but you’d know that you needed to live in the moment.
who picks up the kids early from school for some fun: Really? George, obviously. You both would, but he does it enough that you have to tell him to stop or else the kids will get in lots of trouble. The kids always come up with great ideas for the joke shop, so if he’s ever having trouble coming up with new stuff, he pulls them out of school and just listens to their ideas. 
who’s the competitive parent: I don’t see George being it. He’d get heated if anyone makes his kids feel bad, but he wouldn’t be competitive about simple stuff. Maybe you would, but only with good reason, and then it would be pretty bad.
who kisses the ouches: Both. What kind of parents don’t kiss the ouches? They’d come to you both. George would kiss them and make them laugh wile taking care of them. You would kiss them and hold them and tell them stories.
who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes: Both. Your kids are scheming and know how to get around you, which includes flashing their puppy eyes to get their way.
who makes the “dad jokes”: George. He and Fred made a million of them, so he definitely never runs out of them. You repeat only really good ones, but he tells every single one of them.
who embarrassed their kid for fun: George, but not in a bad way. He would just do things that would make them blush, and then tell them that he did the same thing when he was their age. He would mostly be really interested in their lives, and would joke around with them to get in.
who’s the over protective one: Both. You’ve both been through a lot, so you want to keep your kids from seeing all of that. You’re practical but safe.
who’s the “take a sweater!” parent: You. George always carries around like four sweaters, and is wearing two at all times, so he has some to share when you tell the kids to grab one as they’re on the way out the door.


Cool goblin, cute goblin, crazy goblin, shy goblin, sad goblin,cheeky goblin, dumb goblin, ahjumma goblin, smile goblin. All make a great Goblin.

30 day otp challenge | day 2: on a date


I’ve been called disgusting because of my OTPs about 15 times last month.

Please please PLEASE don’t treat us less human just because you think shipping our OTPs is not right. NO exceptions. You will not become a better person nor make the world a better place by doing that. We won’t stop shipping it, there will only be more hate.

Update: half of those who reblog it don’t understand exactly what I meant here, so I’ll say it boldly: this comic is for those who receive hate because they ship underage/incest/abuse ships and such, not just ships that are unpopular. You say it’s illegal? I’m desperate to see a screenshot of the law which says “shipping fictional characters is prohibited when…”, including the number of the law, name of it’s country (bc I’m not american) and everything. You say it’ll make us want to have such relationships in real life? Well I’m sure you’ve read a lot of books with criminal characters, and you liked them, and apparently that means you’re gonna be criminals too.

I hate it when my words get interpreted the wrong way, so stop saying shit like “oh of course if it’s not about pedophilia!!!”. Yes. Yes it fucking is.

Draw Your OTP 30 Day Challenge.

Day 1- Draw your OTP.
Day 2- Draw your OTP kissing.
Day 3- Draw your OTP with one of them crying.
Day 4- Draw your OTP as an au.
Day 5- Draw your OTP in bed together.
Day 6- Draw your OTP with one wearing a shirt that says: “If found return to ______.” and the other wearing a shirt that says: “I’m ______.”
Day 7- Draw your OTP on a holiday of your choice.
Day 8- Draw your OTP as animals.
Day 9- Draw your OTP with matching clothes.
Day 10- Draw your OTP meeting for the first time.
Day 11- Draw your OTP cuddling.
Day 12- Draw your OTP genderbent.
Day 13- Draw a screenshot of your OTP.
Day 14- Draw your OTP just hanging out together.
Day 15- Draw your OTP at a public place of your choice.
Day 16- Draw your OTP with one person carrying the other.
Day 17- Draw your OTP with one caring for the one that is sick.
Day 18- Draw your OTP arguing.
Day 19- Draw your OTP on a date.
Day 20- Draw your OTP sharing a hoodie.
Day 21- Draw your OTP flirting.
Day 22- Draw your OTP in the summer.
Day 23- Draw your OTP in the fall.
Day 24- Draw your OTP in the winter.
Day 25- Draw your OTP in the spring.
Day 26- Draw your OTP at least 8 years older/younger.
Day 27- Draw your OTP with switched clothing.
Day 28- Draw your OTP with one defending the other.
Day 29- Draw your OTP at a party.
Day 30- Draw your OTP sharing something of your choice.

Otp thingy

1.draw your otp kissing
2.draw your otp drawing each other
3.draw your otp hugging
4.draw your otp crying
5.draw your otp snuggling
6.draw your otp making flower crowns
7.draw your otp watching the stars
8.draw your otp confessing their love for one other
9.draw your otp kissing the others cheek
10.draw your otp switching clothes
11.draw your otp wearing there partners jacket/hoodie
12.draw your otp sleeping together
13.draw your otp holding each other
14.draw your otp watching tv/movie
15.draw your otp dancing
16.draw your otp fusion
17.draw your otp listening to music
18.draw your otp as kids
19.draw your otp at the Sadie Hawkins dance
20.draw your otp in high school
21.draw your otp as high school jock and nerd
22.draw your otp at a fair
23.draw your otp reading a fanfiction
24.draw your otp at the park
25.draw your otp taking a selfie
26.draw your otp ice skating
27.draw your otp traveling somewhere
28.draw your otp coloring
29.draw your otp making dinner
30.draw your otp on a date
31.draw your otp reposing to their partner
32.draw your otp getting married
33.draw your otp adopting kid/kids
34.draw your otp as a happy family


I folded the letter carefully, and sealed it in the envelope. Eventually he would find it. I only hoped he would understand, and listen to me just this once. And then I carefully sealed away my heart.

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