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20,27, and 38 for Vkook and Yoonmin!

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Originally posted by bangtannoonas

20. The roughest sex they’ve had so far?

~ These two have fun, wild, rough sex all the time. Switching it up all the time with different positions and toys and flavored lubes. It tends to be the roughest when Tae tops, Jungkook whining and writhing underneath him with each touch of the older.

27. What always gets them horny?

~ They’re both the horniest when they’ve spent all their energy at dance practice, practically drooling at each other the entire time. You’d think they’d just wanna go home and give way to sleep afterwards. But no. Instead, they sneak into the shower together and jack each other off before cleaning themselves off from a hard day’s work.

38. Favorite sexual fantasy?

~ Tae just wants Jungkook to wear some lacy pink panties and an oversized cream sweater. He loves seeing him all soft and subby.

~ Jungkook may or may not have a fantasy about all six of his hyungs cumming inside of him.

YoonMin

Originally posted by bellahasjams

20. The roughest sex they’ve had so far?

~ It’s never rough unless Jimin is topping. Because being rough is the only way Jimin can ever get a reaction out of the older. His hard cock thrusting into Yoongi’s pretty pink hole making him groan in pleasure. Yoongi hates how much he loves it, doesn’t wan’t to give any of Bangtan the satisfaction of knowing how pliant he gets under Jimin’s touch. But he can’t help but moan and tell Jimin just how good he’s fucking him.

27. What always gets them horny?

~ Yoongi’s obsessed with how beautiful Jimin dances. Loves watching his hips, arms, and legs move in intimate ways.

~ Anytime Yoongi’s rapping on stage or in the recording booth… his swag and confidence, not to mention the rasp of Yoongi’s deep voice, always gets Jimin so hard.

38. Favorite sexual fantasy?

~ Yoongi’s fantasy involves the two of them being completely naked while Jimin gives him a lap dance.

~ Jimin’s fantasy is really dirty but he really wants Yoongi to just like, full on fist him. Like stick his skinny arm all the way inside Jimin until he cums untouched.

How do I express that I would prefer that any new roommates how low testosterone levels? I don’t want to sound mean, but people with high t are literally breaking this house apart. Literally literally! Parts of the house are broken off and put in the yard.

My body is struggling to stay awake now [20:27] due to shifting my sleep schedule. So I might want to sleep before posting.

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27

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