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anonymous asked:

how are you in your mid twenties and writing smut about characters that are 15-16 years old ... does that not even remotely strike you as wrong

Alright… I try to keep calm and collected on these sorts of things. But enough is enough. 

First off, if you’re going to attack my own morals, come off anon and talk to me. You hiding behind a gray icon just shows you are trying to get me to be upset or you already know your argument is faulty. Grow up and show your face like a mature adult would.

Secondly… I’m 20. Not 23-27 which tends to the the range of mid-twenties. And i’ve only been 20 for 2 weeks. So thus far you 0:1 in getting your info correct.

Secondly, I’m writing smut about 15-16 years old that have consensual relationships. Not student-teacher, not forced, not any of those other toxic relationships you should be more concerned about. Secondly, most of the smut I write is requested, meaning more people agree with me on these points. 

Also why does my age matter? Should we hunt down every author or fanfic writer who is older then the characters they write for? Do you know what that would lead too? It would lead to a lot of influential stories never having been written and most fanfics not existing. J.K. Rowling? Sorry, you can’t write about a 13 year old, cause you’re in your thirties. And according to the stereotypical tumblr user… it’s wrong.

The only wrong thing I see about my writing is that people like you decide to take something I do for free, spend hours doing, ask for little to nothing in return and think “Who should I bully today because I haven’t been taught to respect others or can’t get off my high horse.” 

So congrats to you buddy, you really took me down a peg. I mean look at me.. fighting back on something I enjoy doing and people enjoy seeing. You’re doing the Lord’s work. (And since you’re probably young, this is called sarcasm)

Dear D&Diary,

Today I had the revelation that my half orc has 30ft speed, but because she’s a monk, her unarmored movement is +10ft at Level 3. Using the ki feature Breath of the Wind, she can dash as a bonus action meaning she can go 80ft in a turn.

If anyone cast Haste on my dear sweet Marfu, she would go 160 in six seconds. 

At her most perfect Level 20 self’s unarmored movement of +30, she could go a max 120ft in a turn, or 240ft hasted. With 20 ki points to spend that could mean a solid two minutes of going almost 30 miles per hour and I think that’s beautiful.

list of things the yoi fandom forgets
  • Phichit and Seung-gil are 20 
  • JJ is 19
  • Georgi is 27 not 25 (that’s Chris) 
  • Guang-Hong is 17 and this season was also his debut year for seniors
  • Guang-Hong trains in the US and Canada during the off season
  • Michele and Sara are 22, meaning they were in juniors with Yuuri 
  • Emil is only 18 no matter how much older his beard makes him look
  • Mila is only 18 too
  • Emil does extreme sports during the off season 
  • JJ does a lot of charity work during the off season 
  • Minako is actually older than Hiroko indicated by Hiroko calling her ‘senpai’ which means upperclassman (Hiroko is 49 meaning Mianko is likely 50 or 51, maybe 49 depending on her brithday) 
  • Viktor’s gold skates also have Russian flags on the outer side of the blades
  • Georgi was seen with another girl (who is not Anya) at the end of the season - presumably on a date 
  • Otabek is only 5′6″ (168 cm) 
  • Otabek has trained in America and Canada and Russia, returning to Kazakhstan only a year ago
  • Guang-Hong and Phichit are two of the Three Most Adorable Figure Skaters in Asia
  • Minami also made his debut in seniors this season having placed third as a Junior at Japanese Nationals the previous season

(for @yoituuri and @starryfeathers. I accidentally deleted this whole thing once so hopefully it doesn’t happen again/ it’s not rushed. I hope you enjoy you two, and anybody else who reads this!)

I made a post about my favorite boy Victor not too long ago, and I mentioned a shot in passing that I really loved, but because it wasn’t the focus of the post, I didn’t go into it. I would like to now. Here it is:

This is the first glimpse of Victor we get within canon. Well, beyond the opening sequence with Yuuri watching Victor skate as they grow up but I think we can all agree that was outside of canon and can be discarded here.

Anyway.

It’s a damn good first glimpse. As you’ve probably already noticed, Victor’s eyes are covered. Deliberately. Dude fuckin does a twirl and the camera is framed in such a way that we don’t get to see his eyes until he looks up for the cameras. That’s an interesting touch, for several reasons. 

First, when a character’s eyes are not visible, it implies something is hidden within them. A trait, motivation, true emotions, etc etc. 

Secondly, the fact that we can’t see Victor’s eyes until he turns to the cameras with that fake-ass media smile. In this scene, we’re being treated as the public. Victor is immediately hiding from us and the rest of the world. You know, something he does all the goddamn time.

Victor is scarily good at masking. For those who don’t know what I mean, masking is the act of hiding one’s true personality, desires, and/or emotions to conform to society. I mask due to past trauma. Victor masks to meet public expectation. 

You’ve probably guessed already that masking is incredibly unhealthy–it’s repression, after all. If it gets bad enough, you’ll stop knowing where masking ends and you begin. Sometimes it takes me months to figure out how I feel about something because I need to sort through so many layers of masking and anxiety and doubt. It’s really difficult sometimes. 

We see tons of lovely examples of Victor masking throughout the show. Here are a few off the top of my head: 

(^absolutely terrified vitya trying to be smooth)

(^living up to his press image)

(^so incredibly upset on so many levels but he doesn’t dare show it)

(^pissed enough that yuuri picks up on it. and then acts dishonestly w/ yuuri by trying to come off as pleasant)

(i love that yuuri is comfortable enough by this point to call victor out on his bs. if you’re gonna get mad, get mad) 

(you can actually see Victor’s hand shake if you watch the scene. boy is so pissed and he’s holding it in)

etc etc. 

Victor is actually incredibly reserved in all the emotions he shows, especially if it’s anger or sadness. For most of the series, he only lets himself go in front of Yuuri or alone. Victor hides from himself, he hides from Yuuri, and it helps no one in the end. 

The beach sequence, actually, is important to this idea too. As we know, Victor asks Yuuri what he wants them to be. 

And then he lists off all these options before essentially asking to go out with him, but in a way that says he’s too scared to do it outright.

Now, this is partially to gauge Yuuri’s feelings towards him, but it’s also highly revealing of Victor’s self-worth. He’s willing to put on any mask, any persona to be with Yuuri. Yuuri, of course, doesn’t want this at all. 

🚨 HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP ALERT!🚨

And looking at Victor’s reaction (guarded surprise)

This may be the first time Victor has been asked to just be himself. 

So if Victor was a world champion at 16

(boy is 15-16 in that article)

He must have been skating for a while beforehand. We can probably approximate by saying he started competitions around the time Yuri did, which I estimate to be about 12-13. However, Victor does say this 

And if we’re to believe him, 27-20=7, and therefore something happened at the age of 7 to force Victor into backing away from others and working himself to the bone. Uhm, wow. I don’t know how accurate it is to say that, but regardless, he’s been in the public eye for a long fuckin time. 

Victor has spent this long fuckin time building an image: elegance, confidence, charming yet untouchable. The perfect playboy, in a way. This is the person he presents to the public. I think he’s been masking like this for so long he forgot that this isn’t who he is–Victor has the ability to be all those things, but it’s not who he is. Victor is excitable, bubbly, caring, vulnerable, depressed, lonely, hardworking…Yuuri, by asking Victor to be himself, released a metaphorical floodgate on Victor’s emotions. He’s broken that carefully crafted persona. 

Victor is now publicly goofy and affectionate

(i love how he hides his face a little here…how cute and shy while showing off that he’s yuuri’s)

And can drop his composure comfortably 

(also vitya always wears gloves to competitions until they get the rings and then victor keeps the gloves off completely :v) 

I love that Victor’s relationship with Yuuri has allowed him to find himself again, and peel away those masks to live and breathe and love as he was always meant to. 

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27

Every song on Folie à Deux playing at once
Fall Out Boy
Every song on Folie à Deux playing at once

Every single song from Folie à Deux playing at once 

Welcome to hell kids 

Snake’s Snakes: A Guide

As someone who loves snakes, I really love Snake. Of course that also means I really love his snakes, and as someone who’s always been kind of a biology nerd, I thought to try my hand at classifying them. This was honestly really fun to do, and I hope some of you enjoy it!

…. says Keats.

Emily

Starting with my personal favorite, Emily is without a doubt a kingsnake, and if we want to go further she’s most likely a red milk snake. The distinctive pattern, bands of yellow and black on red, are actually a trademark of many kingsnake species. This clever disguise is used to mimic the venomous coral snake, keeping predators away.

Some fun kingsnake lore, these constrictors got their name because they hunt and consume other snakes when given the opportunity. They even hunt rattlesnakes, and have a high immunity to their venom.

Oscar

Next we have Oscar, who is most definitely a red-tailed green ratsnake. Don’t be fooled by the name, their tails are typically not red, but a light brown. Oscar was also very easy to identify, the tail and the cute blue tongue really gave it away.

Interestingly, this species is known for having quite the attitude when kept in captivity, which I find translates well into Oscar’s cheeky personality. These snakes are also exceptional hunters, waiting in treetops to strike birds in mid-flight.

Donne

My second favorite noodle, Donne, is a tiny little thing called a blind snake. At first I thought he might be a worm snake, but the length and lack of eyes made me reconsider (blind snakes have very small rudimentary eyes that are barely visible, especially from a distance). These little cuties are harmless, and indeed small enough to sit on the human ear, at only 8 cm long (they can grow up to 16 cm, but not usually).

Goethe

This dazzling noodle here is a corn snake, but not just a corn snake. Goethe is partially albino! If the striking fluorescent orange coloring and pretty pink eyes weren’t enough, he’s got a lovely pattern that certainly screams “creamsicle” to me.

Unlike Oscar, corn snakes make lovely pets with even temperaments, second only to ball pythons (though I guess I’m a little biased).  

Keats

Unlike Goethe, Keats is completely albino… which made pinpointing him a little difficult. It also doesn’t help that he has no patterning whatsoever. So, going by the shape of his face and his total size, I’d say Keats is most likely an albino gopher snake.

Wordsworth

This one was a little tricky, despite his pattern it was difficult to pinpoint what Wordsworth could possibly be. After mulling it over, I realized he’s a corn snake. Though the pattern might look a little different, it follows the same rule, and the head and pupil shape match.

A good rule of thumb, if the pupil is round and the head is small, it’s most likely a constrictor. Venomous snakes tend to have slit pupils and skinny necks (and big fat heads). This helps identifying to some degree.

Wilde

Wilde is a big ol’ snake most people know, a boa constrictor. As far as they go, he’s certainly tiny, but his face and body shape are near identical (the pear shaped head is pretty indicative of large constrictors).

Despite being fairly small for a boa, Wilde is still a hefty snake, and would probably weigh upwards of 20-27 kg. That’s a lot to hold on your shoulders! 

Webster

Unlike the rest of Snake’s snakes, Webster stands out in that he’s the only venomous one here. His pattern, bright yellow eyes, and slit pupils all indicate that he’s a copperhead. Another difference between venomous and non-venomous snakes, the fangs are only prominent in venomous snakes (non-venomous snakes don’t need to pump venom, so their teeth are smaller and hook-shaped). Despite being a pit viper, copperhead’s venom has a low potency, and the snake themselves are considered none aggressive.

Bronte

Despite searching through almost every arc and skimming through the ovas, the only panels I’ve found of Bronte were of absolutely no help… I can’t even fathom what he might be. He is… a mystery.

I’m gonna personally fight every person who hated on Folie a Deux and made Patrick associate it with bad memories, that album was incredible smh

The longest-running series in The CW’s history, Supernatural started out following brothers Sam and Dean Winchester as they road-tripped across the country in their 1967 Chevy Impala and hunted everything from ghosts to vampires. The show premiered on The WB in 2005 at a time when being a diehard fan meant simply tuning in to watch every week. Twitter didn’t exist, and success was measured almost exclusively by ratings. And although Supernatural has always been consistent in the viewer department, there was something else that made the series stand out. Year after year, as the stories got bigger and bolder – hunting monsters became stopping an apocalypse, defeating rogue angels became battling God’s sister – the show’s steady viewership evolved into a cult following and ultimately, a full-blown fandom. Cut to 2017, where being a diehard fan means tuning in, live-tweeting, and attending one of the more than 16 fan conventions held annually across the country. Heading into its 13th season, which premiered Oct. 12 at 8 p.m., Supernatural is leading the charge on what it means to be a “fandom” these days. Anyone can attend a convention, but when Supernatural showed up at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con, it kicked off its panel with the rock band Kansas performing the show’s unofficial theme song, “Carry on Wayward Son.” Anyone can live-tweet, but when Hurricane Harvey hit Houston – the first in a strong of devastating storms – the Supernatural stars took their characters’ mission to save people and make it a reality, starting a fund to help those who were impacted by the storms. Fans rallied behind the stars as they asked for donations on Twitter and together, the #SPNFamily helped raise more than $450,000 (and counting), proving that, when it comes to Supernatural, even fandom is a family business. “This particular fandom has become a real community, and people have found a home there,” star Misha Collins says.
—  “Supernatural: Two Winchesters and a dead angel spill secrets from beyond the grave (and the season 13 set).” Entertainment Weekly, October 20/27, 2017. [print]

here’s a list of every single one of antisepticeye’s appearances, with names of the videos and links to the exact times. will be updated. 

Sister Location #1 [4:27, 8:20, 15:2820:18, 26:2431:27, 33:23, 34:10, 35:27, 36:5139:27]

Sister Location #2 [0:001:173:59, 9:10, 9:19, 12:56, 16:2617:08, 17:11, 18:0719:00]

Sister Location #3 [0:01, 1:12, 2:35, 5:26, 5:30, 8:21, 8:36, 10:42, 14:30, 14:4117:27]

Sister Location #4 [0:00, 1:17, 2:39, 3:14, 5:13, 7:28, 10:04, 10:23, 20:10, 21:59, 27:33]

The Temple of No [11:10]

Hello Neighbor #2 [9:42]

ClusterTruck #16 [12:40]

Stuntfest #1 [8:33]

Stuntfest #2 [2:17, 4:59]

Pipejob [12:13]

Manual Samuel #3 [21:33]

Guts And Glory #5 [6:58]

Mr. President #3 [1:08, 11:15, 15:50]

The Cubicle [1:40, 3:46, 3:49, 7:23, 9:15]

Layers Of Fear [20:30, 20:38, 22:08]

Layers Of Fear #2 [4:38, 7:50, 10:20, 13:02, 20:11, 26:02]

Soon [entire]

SAY GOODBYE [2:30, 3:17, 3:40, 4:20, 4:32, 5:32, 6:35, 8:05, 8:28, 9:49, 10:35] (10:35 to end)

Detention 返校 #2 [0:25, 3:43]

Detention 返校 #3 [8:51, 9:02, 22:13]

Detention 返校 #4 [1:12, 2:04, 5:30, 5:5027:45]

PAX East 2017 Intro [entire]

Bloopers & Outtakes #1 [5:17, 10:12]

Bloopers & Outtakes #2 [2:30]

Epidemic [8:03, 8:29]

Darkiplier VS Antisepticeye [entire]

Darkiplier VS Antisepticeye Bloopers [entire]

Bio Inc. Redemption [3:033:41, 4:13, 4:475:10, 5:23, 6:03, 6:30, 6:38, 6:44, 6:52, 7:00, 7:12, 7:147:22, 7:30, 7:39, 7:45, 7:49, 7:598:04, 8:19, 8:24, 8:31, 8:40, 8:45] (8:45 to end)

Bloopers & Outtakes #3 [3:47]

13x06 “Tombstone” Spoilers

Sam and Dean Winchester are in the middle of a shoot-out. Standing in a parking lot of Dodge City, Kan., they’ve got machetes on their hips and guns in their hands as they exchange fire with the monster of the week – and this one’s just robbed a bank. As Dean slides across the trunk of a nearby car to take cover, his gun jams. Spoiler alert: This wasn’t in the script. In an instant, Sam Winchester morphs into Jared Padalecki as he jokingly tells his costar Jensen Ackles, “Do something, Dean!” Somehow, the two finish out the scene, fluctuating seamlessly between being Sam and Dean fighting for their lives and Jared and Jensen fighting off bouts of laughter. The take ends and seconds later a car drives by as a passenger sticks her head out the window and perfectly sums up what just happened with two words: “Supernatural, baby!” (Without missing a beat, Padalecki responds, “Thanks, Mom. Miss you!”)

[…]

Meanwhile, back on the set of the shoot-out, the director prepares for the next take as Ackles and Padalecki resume their positions, guns drawn. They know the drill. This isn’t Sam and Dean’s first gunfight. And yet something is different. This time, they aren’t just armed with guns. They’ve got a Nephilim and a recently-back-from-the-dead angel on their side. At least until gunfire erupts and Castiel focuses all of this attention on Jack, pulling him out of harm’s way. “Cas really does see himself as guardian to this kid,” Collins says. It’s a relationship [Alexander] Calvert is hoping will translate to real life as well.

After the shoot-out doesn’t go as planned, all four return to the bunker, where the boys put down their guns for Supernatural’s most potent weapon – emotion. Calvert, whose Jack is struggling with what happens when his attempts to do good backfire, is looking to Collins for some sort of sanctuary. “Please, Misha,” he pleads through laughter. He’s hoping for any help he can get with the issue at hand: Padalecki, who’s doing everything he can to make Calvert mess up a take. But in this situation, Collins is powerless, because if Supernatural has taught us anything, it’s that an angel is no match for a Winchester.

Excerpted from: “Supernatural: Two Winchesters and a dead angel spill secrets from beyond the grave (and the season 13 set).” Entertainment Weekly, October 20/27, 2017. [print]

Mark your Calendars: 2017-18 Season

Challenger Series:

  • US INTERNATIONAL SKATING CLASSIC // Sept. 13-16
  • LOMBARDIA TROPHY // Sept. 14-17
  • AUTUMN CLASSIC INTERNATIONAL // Sept. 20-23
  • ONDREJ NEPELA TROPHY // Sept. 21-23
  • NEBELHORN TROPHY // Sept. 27-30
  • FINLANDIA TROPHY // Oct. 6-8

Grand Prix Events:

  • ROSTELECOM CUP // Oct 20-22
  • SKATE CANADA INTERNATIONAL // Oct 27-29
  • CUP OF CHINA // Nov 3-5
  • NHK TROPHY // Nov 10-12
  • INTERNATIONAUX DE FRANCE // Nov 17-19
  • SKATE AMERICA // Nov 24-26

Grand Prix Final (Nagoya) // Dec 7-10

 U.S. Figure Skating Championships (San Jose) // Dec 29 - Jan 7

Canadian Nationals (Vancouver) // Jan 8 - 14

European Figure Skating Championships (Moscow) // Jan 15 - 21

2018 Olympics (PyeongChang) starting February 9

ISU World FS Championships (Milano) // March 19-25

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