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Grand Prix Rosters, Season 2017-2018

Rostelecom Cup (October 20-22):

Men: Nguyen, Samohin, Hanyu, Tanaka, Ten, Vasiljevs, Aliev, Kolyada, Chen, Hochstein, Ge, TBD Russia

Ladies: Meite, Toth, Kostner, Higuchi, Sakamoto, Tursynbaeva, Park, Medvedeva, Radionova, Bell, Nagasu, TBD Russia

Pairs: Seguin/Bilodeau, Wang/Wang, Marchei/Hotarek, Suto/Boudreau-Audet, Stolbova/Klimov, Tarasova/Morozov, Castelli/Tran, TBD Russia

Ice Dance: Gilles/Poirier, Kuzmichova/Sinicyn, Lauriault/Le Gac, Guignard/Fabbri, Bobrova/Soloviev, Stepanova/Bukin, Agafonova/Ucar, Parsons/Parsons, Shibutani/Shibutani, TBD Russia

Skate Canada (October 27-29):

Men: Kerry, Hendrickx, Chan, Messing, Besseghier, Uno, Cha, Mura, Kovtun, Samarin, Brown, TBD Canada

Ladies: Chartrand, Osmond, Levcavelier, Rodeghiero, Honda, Hongo, Nahyun Kim, Pogorilaya, Sotskova, Chen, Wagner, TBD Canada

Pairs: Duhamel/Radford, Iliushechkina/Moscovitch, Peng/Jin, James/Cipres, Savchenko/Massot, Zabijako/Enbert, Denney/Frazier, TBD Canada

Ice Dance: Soucisse/Firus, Virtue/Moir, Weaver/Poje, Lorenz/Polizoakis, Kaliszek/Spodyriev, Loboda/Drozd, Smart/Diaz, Agafonova/Ucar, Hawayek/Baker, Hubbell/Donohue

Cup of China (November 3-5):

Men: Reynolds, Jin, Yan, Tanaka, Kolyada, Petrov, Fernandez, Majorov, Aaron, Hochstein, Zhou, TBD China

Ladies: Daleman, Zijun Li, Xiangning Li, Zhao, Higuchi, Honda, Mihara, Choi, Rdionova, Tuktamysheva, Zagitova, Gold

Pairs: Moore-Towers/Marinaro, Sui/Han, Yu/Zhang, Duskova/Bidar,            Della Monica/Guarise, Marchei/Hotarek, Kayne/O’Shea, TBD China

Ice Dance: Chen/Zhao, Song/Sun, Wang/Liu, Abachkina/Thauron, Papadakis/Cizeron, Bobrova/Soloviev, Zagorski/Guerreiro, Chock/Bates, Mcnamara/Carpenter, Pogrebinsky/Benoit

NHK Trophy (November 10-12):

Men: Chan, Brezina, Bychenko, Hanyu, Murakami, Vasiljevs, Aliev, Voronov, Brown, Farris, Rippon, TBD Japan

Ladies: Chartrand, Kostner, Hongo, Miyahara, Shiraiwa, Park, Leonova, Medvedeva, Tsurskaya, Rajikova, Bell, Nagasu

Pairs: Ziegler/Kiefer, Seguin/Bilodeau, Sui/Han, Suto/Boudreau-Audet, Astakhova/Rogonov. Stolbova/Klimov, Knierim/Knierim, TBD Japan

Ice Dance: Virtue/Moir, Fournier Beaudry/Sorensen, Lauriault/Le Gac, Tobias/Tkachenko, Sinitsina/Katsalapov, Nazarova/Nikitin, Hubbell/Donohue, Cappellini/Lanotte, Muramoto/Reed, TBD Japan

Internationaux de France (November 17-19):

Men: Besseghier, Aymoz, Ponsart, Kvitelashvili, Bychenko, Una, Ten, Samarin, Fernandez, Aaron, Zhou, Ge

Ladies: Osmond, Zijun Li, Lecavelier, Meite, Mihara, Shiraiwa, Tursynbaeva, Sotskova, Tuktamysheva, Zagitova, Edmunds, Gold

Pairs: Iliushechkina/Moscovitch, Peng/Jin, Wang/Wang, Duskova/Bidar, James/Cipres, Della Monica/Guarise, Tarasova/Morozov

Ice Dance: Weaver/Poje, Abachkina/Thauron, Papadakis/Cizeron, Guignard/Fabbri, Kaliszek/Spodyriev, Loboda/Drozd, Stepanova/Bukin, Chock/Bates, Pogrebisky/Benoit, TBD France

Skate America (November 24-26):

Men: Handrix, Reynolds, Jin, Samohin, Mura, Cha, Kovtun, Petrov, Voronov, Chen, Rippon, TBD USA

Ladies: Daleman, Xiangning Li, Miyahara, Sakamoto, Choi, Leonova, Pogorilaya, Tsurskaya, Rajikova, Chen, Wagner, TBD USA

Pairs: Duhamel/Radford, Moore-Towers/Marinaro, Yu/Zhang, Savchenko/Massot, Zabijako/Enbert, Denney/Frazier, Knierim/Knierim,       TBD USA

Ice Dance: Gilles/Poirier, Wang/Liu, Tobias/Tkachenko, Muramoto/Reed, Cappellini/Lanotte, Sinitsina/Katsalapov, Zagorski/Guerreiro, Hawayek/Baker. Shibutani/Shibutani, TBD USA

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27