Fuckboy Jesus’s boyfriend Has Blue Balls Date Rape Committee Mineral Water Smartest Guy On The Football Team (which is kinda like being the tallest dwarf) Tried His Best Ghostly Redemption: the 20 year road JD fucker Frog Fucker The fucker of boys Dead Gay Son Dad is gayer then him Fake ass gay™ Blue Ball Epidemic They’ll purr like kittens~ Absolute fucking loser Provider of AIDS jokes MAKE EM GO WHEE WHEE WHEE Emotionally Mature 12 year old™ Jackass Heather Fucker Alcohol Is My Only Friend Blue Footballs Football Fucker All American Boy™ *sexual harassment all included! Tall Asshole: Letterman edition Character Development EXTRA HETEROSEXUALITY
You want to take the easy way out because you’re scared. You’re scared because if you try and fail, there’s only you to blame. Well, life is scary. Get used to it. There are no magical fixes. It’s all up to you. So get up off your keister, get out of here, and go start doin’ the work. Nothing in this world that’s worth having comes easy.