crxstalgems asked:

Define a word. Literally anything. Like, potato.


pəˈtādō/   noun:

  1. 1. That which potates. Potating consists of sitting in the ground for at least 2 months. Thus the term usually applies to tubers, or foods taken from underground. But it can also refer to buried treasure, or buried bodies. So next time someone asks if you want to eat a potato, be aware they may be referring to a deceased human being they dug up on Tuesday, or to the lost treasure of Blackbeard.
  2. Hey guess what kind of potato McDonalds french fries are made of?