2(x)ist underwear

anonymous asked:

okay, just hear me out - you know those snuggling jumpers made for couples that have two arm and head holes ?? you just KNOW that feysand has this jumper !!! and it was probably a Christmas present from Cass that he bought to make fun of them but they end up loving it and using it all da time !

You mean these???

But you know that Rhys had so much fun he went out and bought him and Feyre these:

Feyre took one look at it and said to Rhys (while he was enthusiastically pulling off his clothes), “Get out.”

Rhys leaves with the box of underwear, happens upon Cassian. Cassian says, “Dude, how much you wanna bet we both fit in these?”

Rhys looks up, “There’s only one way to find out.”

Mayhem ensues. Nesta and Azriel walk in. Cassian and Rhys have fallen to the floor, trying to pull the underwear up (it’s not working). They’re kind of fighting/angry with one another because they’re both 100% that they’ll both fit.

Nesta and Azriel stop. Stare. Say nothing when both Cassian and Rhys ask them for help. They leave silently, and a little bit traumatized.

Guys Night Out (one-shot)

Chris Evans/Reader

fluffy fluff fluff. I don’t really know what this is, but dancing with Chris is a dream. Also the songs that are mentioned are my guilty pleasures so please don’t judge 

Originally posted by a-khaleen

Originally posted by perfectfeelings

“Bye sweetheart, I’ll probably be home late” Chris says with a peck on my cheek.

“Okay, have fun” I turn around and kiss him properly before he breaks to kiss my forehead and leave.

Chris was having guys night with some friends that were in town for the weekend. Which meant I finally had time to get all my work done. As soon he left I turned on a calming playlist for background music while I finished the work that should have been done a week ago. Thankfully I’m almost never behind on my work, so on the few occasions where I am, my boss understands. I will say, though, that all of those occasions have been because of Chris. I love the man, I do. But he has a hard time understanding that my work isn’t always done when I leave the office and that sometimes I just need him to leave me alone for like an hour so I can finish everything.

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