2 parts destroyer 1 part rocket

Actual plotline of Infinity War:

Evil Dude: “Lord Thanos, it is time to invade Earth-

Thanos: “Silence. Look at this.” (points to a screen featuring Fitz and Simmons being all cute and stuff)

ED: “Sire, those are two humans, what use do we have of them-”

Thanos: “I’ve been trying my hardest to stop them from getting together. They think it’s just bad luck but it was all me. It was I who engineered Fitz getting hipoxia. And it is I who activated the rock to capture Simmons.”

ED: “But why sire? This seems…beneath you.”

Thanos: “Because I’m evil and I cannot stand true love. If I cannot be with Death, then no one can be together and happy! And now, with Simmons out of the way, time to initiate the next part of my plan”

(Thanos then creates a fake Jemma Simmons to try to ruin their friendsh-I mean relationship and then creates another person to woo Fitz into joining the dark side)

(Meanwhile, back on Earth, we cut to Vision and Scarlet Witch)

Vision: “I sense a disturbance. A great evil is coming.”

SW: “Vat are you talking avout, Vishion?”

Vision: “Someone is coming for the Infinity Gems. I feel it. Also something about a Fitzsimmons. I can’t explain it all right now but we must hurry to SHIELD. I know who their target is!”

(Vision, SW, and the other Avengers arrive to pick up Fitz)

Fitz: “Oh hey, Avengers. I was about to head out with Simmons. I said restaurant but I’m taking her to a special screening of Star Wars-”

Captain America: “Son, this is going to sound ridiculous, but you and your girlfriend’s love will determine the fate of the universe.”

Fitz: “Wait…what?”

(MEANWHILE, in space. The Guardians of the Galaxy are seen stocking up on weapons. Peter is talking to a hologram of Tony Stark)

Tony: “Pete, you and the Guardians are our only hope. Bring her back. Alive, of course.”

Star-Lord: “Got it. Guardians, we’re going to save Jemma Simmons. The galaxy is depending on us to keep her and Fitz together!”


AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR, PART 1

(AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR PART 2: Fitzsimmons attempts to go on first date and the theater is protected by the Avengers, the Guardians, SHIELD, the Nova Corps, the Defenders, 1940′S Peggy Carter, Ant-Man, Doctor Strange, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Fantastic Four, the X-Men, Silver Surfer, and so on) 

Things I Hope Will Happen in Guardians of the Galaxy 2

-Awesome Mix Vol. 2 to have Queen or Led Zeppelin (Both?)

-Drax actually ripping someone’s spine out 

-Gamora’s and Nebula’s relationship to be explored more

-Yondu killing more people with his whistle arrow

-Groot

-Rocket stealing more prosthetic body parts, eventually building a robot from amassing so many body parts

-A casual Howard the Duck cameo

-More of Cosmo, the telepathic dog

-GROOT

-Nova maybe?

-Dancing?