2 minute rant on my hair that you dont need to listen to


• your first impression of him was how he looked like he came from heaven(´・Д・)」
• his first impression of you was that you looked like an absolute angel.
• it was because of his first impression of you, that he chose his nickname to be “Angel” ;;_;;
• when it came to ask you out, jeonghan wasn’t too nervous. he had watched you for so long and thought about what he was gonna say so many times that he thought it would be easy to just go straight up to you and say it.
• but when he finally made it to you, he kinda choked on his own spit bc yes u always looked good bUT TODAY OF ALL DAYS U LOOKED AMAZING??!1!!1!1
• however, after minutes of stuttering and trying to breathe properly, he managed to get the words he needed out yAY
• your first date with jeonghan was a picnic under a big tree, you guys played twenty questions and got to know each other even more, like you found out all the little things about each other, fears, pet peeves and everything (and make no mistake in thinking that jeonghan won’t remember everything you said) AWHWHWHW and you plaited each other’s ’ hair and you made little flower crowns for each other and he placed it on your head.
• “I’ll be the king, if you’ll be my queen.” //hyperventilating ( ̄▽ ̄)
• you and jeonghan aren’t really into giving nicknames, but he does like to call you ‘babe’
• like can u imagine yoon jeonghan calling you ‘babe’ omf
• but your first kiss? well, it just came naturally. one day, you and jeonghan were just cuddling on the couch and he placed his head on your lap then you began to fiddle with his hair, you reached over to grab the remote, wanting to change the channel when he suddenly looked up.
• your faces were literally millimetres apart and he just sort of stared at your lips as you turned into a mess on the floor bc jEONGHAN DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
• “I’m gonna kiss you.”
• “o-okay..”
• and it was really sweet bc jeonghan didn’t want to take things too fast and just kissed u slowly bc he was savouring the moment ;;_;;
• it probably wasn’t that hard for you and jeonghan to tell the members, they probably already knew bc of Jeonghan’s non stop skinship initiating lmao
• he’s the type of guy who initiates skinship quite a lot, in my opinion. he’s not possessive but he does like people seeing that you belong to him bc hES SO LUCKY
• he likes to hold ur hand a lot too. bc he thinks your hands fit perfectly to each other and he still, always finds it fascinating ;u;
• he tends to play with your hair a LOT and often asks (more like demands) if he can comb ur hair bc it looks so soft and pretty like u.
• his favourite type of kiss would be like an Eskimo kiss, idk can’t you just imagine doing something like that with this angel ?? Bc same.
• and his fave kind of hug is the kinds where he just holds you close and grabs like a fistful of your hair, it’s like those really adorable hugs where you guys are desperate for each other’s warmth and arms :3
• when jeonghan wants affection, he’ll get it. there won’t really be any major signs of it, except for the fact that either you haven’t had much time with him or he’s feeling lonely. but when he does want it, he will just gently pull you to the side and straight up hug you or kiss you.
• “jeonghan? what was that for?”
• “i don’t know, I missed you.”
• “it’s only been 2 minutes since I last hugged you..”
• “eXACTLY!!”
• he likes it when you run your hand through his hair when you guys kiss, and/or cuddle, it really relaxes him and makes him feel better. Nobody knows why tho lol
• but he absolutely dislikes it when rumours are spread about their relationship being fake and how it’s all just set up for publicity. like he will freaking rage and rant all day everyday if something like that comes up.
• “jagiya, don’t listen to anything anyone says about us, okay? the us we are now is as real as its gonna get.”
• but hey, it takes WORK to have a beautiful face like his.
• has an addiction to sleeping, my poor bby gets so tired bc he works super hard in training. like one time you saw him passed out on the floor when you came to visit the boys and they were taking a break.
• and you just sat next to him, telling him about your day even tho he’s sleeping bc you guys are cute like that.
• you and jeonghan once bought matching couple shirts, but when you tried it on you both cringed so hard bc this was as cheesy as they could possibly get.
• “yeah, let’s NOT do that ever again”
• “agreed”
• jealous jeonghan is not someone you want to mess with, he gets all serious and tries to drop small hints here and there showing the other person that you wAS TAKEN BY HIM.
• “hey, BABE, fancy seeing you here, mind if I tag along?”
• but sometimes he gets all scared when other people flirt with you bc what if you leave him ?? he wouldn’t be able to function or get up in the morning without you. then he’d like have a major freak out and nearly start crying bc you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him and you could leave him so fast like oh my.
• you’d stop him tho and kiss him and hold him and reassure him that he’s the one for you and you’d never leave him for the world.
• ofc he’d make you promise that all formally like, “repeat after me, I ____ solemnly swear never to leave my loving boyfriend Yoon Jeonghan bc I love him too much to do it.”
• flustered jeonghan?? .. ??? Does that even exist?
• likes to buy u everything, like if he even sees you look at something in the store, he’s buying it. ONE TIME HE SAW U LOOKING AT THIS HUGE BOX OF CHOCOLAYTES AND HE LIKE MISSIONED HIMSELF TO SAVE UP FOR IT SO HE COULD BUY IT FOR U AS A PRESENT FOR UR LIKE IDK 4 MONTH ANNIVERSARY.
• your phone background is a selfie of you and jeonghan that one time he braided your hair.
• and it actually looked good wut
• HIS phone background is a photo of you pretending to cut Jeonghan’s hair in his sleep. holy mother goose it was the scariest thing he had ever gone through when he unlocked his phone one day and saw that photo was his lockscreen. he kept it anyway bc you looked nice in it ;;_;;
• since jeonghan is a vocalist in seventeen, he tends to come home with a sore throat or a lost voice. the first time that happened to him you thought he was freaking gonna die and you nearly cried and he just smiled at you bc ur so cute
• but sometimes, he pushes his voice too far and nearly damages it really badly. you get really worried about him because he gets really disappointed when he can’t reach the high note, or can’t hit the right runs. ;-;
• “I just want a voice like seungkwan and seokmin, jagi..”
• “your voice is perfect just the way it is.”
• jeonghan would most likely sing you to sleep since his voice was literally sent from the heavens. he’d wrap you up real good in his arms and then sing softly in your ear as he rubs small patterns on your skin until you fall asleep ;;U;;
• in the morning, the sun would be shining at the most perfect position so when he wakes you up, you wake up to the sun shining brilliantly behind this angel and I swear you hear angels start singing and birds start chirping lOL
• your first fight with jeonghan wasn’t very big, but it was a disagreement all the same. one day he came home after a rlly rough day at work and he kinda snapped at you, then you snapped back lmao bc seungkwan has been giving you sass queen skills. but jeonghan still had a brain and stepped out for a bit so you could both clear your minds and he came back after an hour or so with like 5 boxes of chocolate and 3 bouquets of flowers bc HE WAS SORRY
• “jagi, I’m sorry. I was out of place to yell at you like that, I still love you, you know that. please forgive me?”
• “only if you’ll forgive me.”
• our angel jeonghan is literally everyone’s ideal boyfriend. he’ll be there for you through everything you go through, he’ll be the shoulder you cry on, he’ll buy you all the food you need when your feeling down and all in all is the best boy alive.
• you’d be lucky to have him, and he’d be lucky to have you.

“jagi, don’t look at anyone else but me from now on, okay? saranghae~” -jeonghannie

Listen to me. Listen. Listen. If you havent even played the game thats okay read this anyways, I have a point about straight culture
Okay here’s what i gotta tell you, straight people culture exists and here’s what it means.
Its straight people finding the one game where you’re borderline predetermined into a girl on girl relationship.
Seriously guys this is it. This is the ultimate example of straight people shit, straight people culture, lemme tell you.
There’s this game that is basically a linear story, minus a few smaller choices that you can switch up.
You can choose whether you want eggs or Belgian waffles but okay this is not the point.
Listen fellas. This entire game is pushing these two girls together, as i said its a linear story, it’s fated.
It’s fated. The chemistry is undeniable. Your character spends almost the entire game WITH this other character, this other girl. It’s very very very clear from the beginning that they are meant to be love interests.
Okay so here’s the thing guys.
There’s a random dude in the background you know? A dude. He’s not the worst dude ever considering. He’s pretty nice, and I kind of like him as a character. He has this crush on the main gal. And I mean a BIG OL crush. Guys I mean he’s texting her 20+ times a day whether she answers or not, he doesnt give a fuck he is texting and always going in for hugs and just being a loser who has this puppy crush.
The thing is, you know what. Random dude pops up on screen maybe once per chapter for a few minutes each. He is clingy and nerdy and he and this main girl have no chemistry together at all.
Let me tell you this girl doesn’t want that dickie unless you force her to interact with him via decisions.
Because this game is what i thought was revolutionary ive just been playing through totally business, looking for my lesbians. He does his weirdo puppy love thing and straight up stands up this other girl who likes him, who he had plans to go to the movies with, and asks the main girl to go with him instead. Are you hearing this? He had plans to go with a girl who really liked his ass and then he told her he was going with his puppy love instead. He ditched her.
She was stressed.
Let me specify again that Max shows no instinct reaction to his advances. She DOES NOT make any moves with Warren that the player doesn’t forcefully initiate. He shows up once per chapter at best. Look there is no TIME for them to show chemistry, she doesnt hang with him, she barely texts him back, this girl does not go outta her way to be around this dude. She aint trust him with her secrets until she has NO ONE else to tell, and she tells him outta desperation because she needs help. She told her girlfriend EVERYTHING immediately, she and her girlfriend are together almost 24/7 in this game im not even being dramatic.
You got straights in forums sayin that their first kiss was just gals being pals, I cant make this shit up. You got straights saying that its just friendly kissing and hand holding and flirting, theyre bffs theres no gay.
They have a passionte fucking kiss in the last chapter guys, she and her girlfriend, passionate, mouth on mouth, hands cupping face, love.
As I said, there are parts to this game that are linear story. THAT kiss is linear, you cant get away from that, nor the love confessions at the end. You dont have to force the main to kiss her, or profess love, you dont choose it, the characters do, that is linear. Their love is the endgame.
The dude? You gotta manually accept his date offers, the ones in which he stands up the other girl he had, if you do. If you accept all his offers and push your main girl into him in the few scenes they have together, okay lemme tell you, you do have an option to kiss him. You have the option. No i love yous or anything else, no main character feelings, just, you make her romance him.
Okay im not dragging him yet he’s okay as a person other than standing up that poor girl- but lets just say, this badass bitch main girl, little tiny pixie angel, she has this really brutal nightmare and in that nightmare she’s haunted by everyone that has caused her issues.
This shit is just a nightmare, this is going on in her head, so its not really anything you can hold against him personally.. But listen guys. Listen fellas, this part in the nightmare she’s running from people. Aka the school principal who was bullying her at the beginning, a janitor who you can have a minor conflict with, a security guard who harasses her, a fucked up guy who terrifies her, and a teacher who’s actually fucked up smh, you’ll know if you play. and this guy. This clingy-ass straight guy, who is inherently a good guy for the most part, but… Look he is super clingy and the game makers are SELF AWARE of him and his almost weird tendencies. Listen guys.
I mean to say. She has an actual nightmare about him where she’s hiding from him as he stalks her through rows of lockers sayin really self aware shit.
That says to me very clearly that on some level of consciousness, main girl is AWARE and fears his clinginess and his feelings for her.
She finds his locker in this fucked up locker okay? She finds his locker and opens it, and theres a fuckin doll of herself staring back, and a bunch of photos of her, including the words ‘MY MAX’ in red ink.
U know the shit he was sayin was like ‘You can run, but you can’t escape your white knight.’ and like making fun of her girlfriend like ‘who’s that blue haired freak? you need an alpha male to take care of you’.
Like shit man thats fucked up. They’re friends in her real life but yo when your subconscious is giving you nightmares about him tracking you down saying nasty shit you know he’s too clingy 4 you.
your brain doesnt give you that for no reason, and i mean this nightmare was lucid. This was very lucid. This nightmare was reflecting every single fear Max had back at her, this shit was very aware,
it wasnt some bizarre dream that had no relevance to her real problems. It WAS her problems.
oh also okay you know what?? literally another part of the nightmare was her seeing her girlfriend with multiple other people, kissing, posing, etc. Her nightmare was her losing her girl to some other girl or guy.
Bruh. Bruh. Come on, i mean the end of the nightmare was her reliving every good moment she’d ever had with her girlfriend 2, it was her on memory lane, unable to find Chloe while remembering every good moment they had.
Lemme tell you this game is so gay it doesnt know what to do with itself, look fellas.
What my point is here, this is straight culture. Straights play this game, the one game with canon girl action, and they direct the character to the lonely guy who texts Max 20 times a day. they take screenshots of those 20 texts and they post bout how cute it is some shit like
they go on forums and post that the ‘I love you’ was gal pals. They go on tumbls and highlight the few moments that the main even interacted with the desperate dude
They screencap that chemistry-less, dry shit and they go ‘awwwww’
like guys why do they gotta find the one game where the story is all about two girls falling in love and facing several issues together. why they gotta find that story, and go and ship the main with the ONE obligatory straight dude who spends the whole game crawlin up her ass
you know unless u shove main girl at him the few times you see him and accept all his advances it doesnt even give you the option to kiss him.
It only gives you that option defeatedly if you’ve spent the whole game tryna hide your lesbians because the makers are self aware that the straights are lurking in the fanbase
Okay this is a long ass story and rant fellas, let me summarize why I’m mad. I’m not mad because the writers caved and let these straights have their way with a ‘kiss him’ option in the last chapter. I could be pissed. Because of the hours of time spent developing this girl on girl relationship and showing them falling for each other. I could be mad because they just caved last minute. but im not. they gotta cater to the heteronormative side of the fanbase. If they didnt give that option we’d have a riot = to the riots caused by your fav sports team losing the superbowl where they flip cars and shit. you know the straights would be offended and say that straights are oppressed and all that weird, delusional whatsit. Boycott or demand their 15$ back. idc let them have their pity win
I’m not mad that the straights are going around saying that these two women making out are gal pals.
Im not even mad that the straights don’t acknowledge that this dudebro is bad for badass main bitch, to the point where her subconscious refers to him as a white knight who just wants her for her body to perverted, extreme lengths. I’m not mad about that. They put him on a pedestal and say he’s perfect for her while pointing out the girlfriend’s flaws (and yes she has some biggies). NBD. I’m not super mad they clearly have a straight bias, erasing all the negativity from the hetero-hell ship and boosting the negativity of the canon gay ship to make it look like hetero = healthier. (Im more bitterly disappointed about this onee)
I’m kinda mad because lemme tell you, friends, this is the one game i’ve played where the predetermined endgame love is between two girls automatically.
I’m kinda mad because of the fact that straights have found this one godsend, and then they all force the straight option.
I’m mad because i finished my game and the percentage of players who kissed the dudebro was 66% and rising. Over half of the fanbase ships her with this dude who appeared for less than 30-overall minutes in the game. This dude who just kind of.. has an awkward crush and gets touchy and clingy and irritating sometimes hot damn.
Half of my fandom ships this weird ass, fake, forced ship instead of the endgame.
Why? Lemme tell you. Because the canon is two girls.
The guy doesn’t need to have chemistry with the main girl, or on screen development, he doesn’t need to do anything special, he doesn’t need to fit any standards aside from being a cisdude who wants to dip dick with the main girl. Legit. That’s the only standard, he’s the obligatory male ‘option’.
And 66% of players, playing a game with canon girl on girl love, found the one straight dude and went out of their way to ship the main chick with him, ignoring her girl feels.
And that is straight culture. Taking over anything remotely lgbt in the most subtle way possible. Finding heteronormativity in the gayest of things and broadcasting it to drown out the gay.
Homophobia isnt just direct insults and physical abuse anymore. Its subtle efforts to draw attention away from lgbt media by making it straightwashed. It’s finding the straight option in anything without fail- and if there is no straight option, making a fuss about it. Homophobia has a lot of branches, this one just HIT MY FANDOM IN THE FACE. im ashamed of this fandom.

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Okay who asks out who first and what’s their first date like??


  • so lena had planned on the gala being their first date like one hundred thousand percent planned for it
    • like……..pot stickers??????  at a gala??????  ok lena, calm ur gay ass down
  • but when mon-el/mike/bane of my existence jumped in my girl backtracked HARD like “what omg youre my only friend and i totally meant everything i just said in a pal way and not in a gal pal way what who’s gay 4 kara danvers not me thats for sure” and swallowed her Gay Frustration with the Lip Bite™ 
  • and so after her first attempt at asking out one (1) kara danvers failed spectacularly (as she told her therapist later in the week, stretched out on the couch with an arm thrown over her eyes, mostly hiding her blush (”Lena, do you have a crush?”  “………ANYWAY”)) lena went back to the drawing board and figured that maybe something more casual and markedly less dangerous would be a good idea. 
  • so!  she does a little digging 
    • or, more accurately, has her assistant do a little digging bc apparently international investors don’t give a shit that she’s trying to impress a pretty girl 
  • but she finds out kara’s favorite restaurant and while there’s a part of her that’s like i grew up filthy rich and like to make my shitty parents angry by blowing the family fortune on treating pretty girls and buying expensive cars there’s more of her that likes kara best when she’s relaxed and open and she’s sure an extravagant dinner would probably result in a lot of adorable, yet frustrating fluster  
  • now lena luthor is nothing if not prepared, so her plans are in place, she’s prepped, she’s ready, she’s got this (and a good dose of self-confidence that borders on arrogance at times that’s v handy for fighting off the gripping fear she has bc kara actually is her only friend, really, and if this is wrong or she fucks up somehow, she’s kind of scared to lose her??)
  • but then kara just……just fucking beats her to it
  • they’ve started getting lunch a couple times a week (more accurately, kara brings her lunch bc lena has a habit of working through the meal and then dinner after it and not eating until far too late)
    • (not that kara’s been keeping tabs on her.  or taking the long way home in order to fly past the L-Corp building or looping back to see if lena made it home safely.  what.  dont look at her)
  • anyway so they’ve been eating together pretty regularly and so lena’s not super surprised to hear her office door open and then look up to see kara there, grinning and holding an obscene amount of takeout in her arms (most of which, lena’s learned by now, is kara’s)
    • she asked her about it, just to see her squirm a little (because seriously???  ofc lena knows abt supergirl.  she figured it out abt twenty minutes after meeting her)
      • “where do you put it all?”
      • “OH uh um i work out, like, a lot” and kara’s like beet red
  • ANYWAY they end up on the couch, facing each other and talking and laughing and kara manages to inhale most of the food while lena’s still working her way through her fried rice and there’s a lull in the conversation and lena’s just about to say something when kara’s phone buzzes and she frowns when she looks at the message, heaving a sigh as she tucks it away in her purse once again.  and lena cant let that go so she asks and then kara’s off in a mini-rant about her older sister being such a jerk and making fun of her for being a wimp about not just kiss–
    • thats as far as kara gets before she turns red and slaps her hand over her mouth
      • (lena’s pretty sure she knows where this is going)
  • lena puts her food down and shuffles closer until they’re pressed against each other and she leans in and asks if she can kiss kara and kara, lil dork that she is, is still blushing so much and she squeaks out a yes and they kiss and its like OH GOD WOW
    • when lena pulls away, kara looks remarkably more put together than lena feels at the moment, all lipstick smudged and hair a mess.  but then kara’s grinning and asking her to dinner and then it’s lena’s turn to blush a lil


  • first date, attempt 1: cancelled due to alien alex getting food poisoning
  • first date, attempt 2: cancelled due to alien alex having a ‘rough time’
  • first date, attempt 3: cancelled due to alien alex having girl problems
  • first date, attempt 4: cancelled due to alien alex spraining her ankle
  • first date, attempt 5: cancelled due to alien alex flooded her apartment
    • “kara you cant keep using me as your only excuse, she’ll think i’m falling apart or something and i need to be able to intimidate her use WINN FOR GODS SAKE”
  • first date, attempt 6: cancelled due to someone else trying to assassinate lena, literally right as she’s about to meet kara, but supergirl saves her (lena tries v v hard to keep her mouth shut abt how this is a perfect first date, really) (kara’s flying her back to her apartment and lena doesn’t have a taste for shocking superheroes so much that they accidentally drop you into the bustling city traffic below)
  • first date, attempt 7: kara texts lena right at the end of her workday (though she knows lena would be planning on working much longer) and asks if she wants to come over for dinner and a movie and lena sends back an affirmative answer literally immediately and tells her assistant to push all her meetings to later in the week.  she shows up at kara’s dressed casually (or, like, casually for Lena Luthor, Lesbian Billionaire CEO) and kara’s already ordered food in and then they’re just sitting, side by side and lena reaches over to grab kara’s hand and then kara’s lacing their fingers and then it’s a competition (albeit one that ends with lena in kara’s lap and kara’s hands on lena’s hips, waist, thighs and lena’s got one hand tangled in kara’s hair and did you know that kara likes getting her hair pulled??  lena didnt but good god she does now)
    • and lisTEN lena is not complaining in the slightest bc this new position gives her a lil leverage on kara and do you know how defined her biceps are????  illegally so
      • its just that usually it’s lena that ends up with a lapful of pretty girl so she’s a lil thrown off balance and by a little i mean she is literally thrown off balance and almost tumbles to the floor and kara catches her but, in the process, ends up falling back, bringing lena with her and then they’re giggling and then full on laughing and lena drops her forehead against kara’s shoulder and then kara’s righting them, and the mood is effectively broken but its nice just to curl up against kara and finish the movie, feel how warm she is against lena, how solid and safe
        • thats sort of when lena knows she’s fucked

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