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5 Times Pie Would Have Saved the Day in Classic Literature

It is a truth universally acknowledged that pie is beautiful and delicious, and classic novels are full of characters gritting through their complicated, difficult lives. But what if these characters had a heartwarming slice of pie? Things could have been very different…

1. Captain Ahab. Was ever a man more in need of a slice of coconut cream pie? Like the giant whale Moby Dick, coconut cream pie is large and white, but far less likely to induce unholy fury and a life-shattering revenge spree. Plus, Ahab would have to sail to some beautiful tropic isle to obtain the requisite coconuts, and a balmy tropic vacation could only do good things for his chilly temper.

2. Scarlett O’Hara. This feisty Southern belle has demonstrated time and again that she won’t give her heart away easily. The only solution to her inevitable loneliness is a cherry pie as bold, classic, and all-American as Scarlett herself.

3. Dorian Gray. Rich, dreamy, and devilishly smooth. Are we describing Dorian Gray or a chocolate silk pie? You don’t know, and that’s why they’re the perfect match. Perhaps if Dorian had been able to channel the passions of his youth into eating chocolate pies, he wouldn’t have turned out as dark and bitter as a Ghiradelli 86% cacao bar. Just sayin’.

4. Miss Havisham. Jilted at the altar. Left alone with her misery in a rotting home. Surrounded for years by reminders of her thwarted romance. This woman needs some SUNSHINE in her life, for goodness’ sake! No pie is better suited to the task than a cheery lemon meringue. Its pillowy meringue, sunny yellow curd, and buttery crust are enough to make anyone clear out the cobwebs and start spring cleaning.

5. Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. Look, man. We know you tried. But heading into a proposal with the general game plan of “Insult family, point out her inferiority, bring up class difference, overwhelm her with ardent love” was a pretty poor strategy, all things considered. Imagine how things might have gone over with Elizabeth B. if you had shown up, casually, with a steaming rhubarb pie. You could have told her her that the bold tartness of the rhubarb reminds you of her stinging wit, but that you believe she could also be subtly sweet. Things could have gone so much better for you, Darcy.

But, since you botched the first proposal attempt, maybe you should go practice swimming in the lake at Pemberley. Don’t ask us why.

The Entertainment Company Kim Yongguk belongs to:

At the beginning of PD 101 

Towards the end of PD 101

“Chun said that some fans said previous chun logo looks like a bibimbap store logo therefore they changed the logoㅋㅋ They stalked us yallㅋㅋㅋ”

Avocado Salsa:

•1 tomato, seeded and chopped •1 avocado, peeled, seeded •2 tablespoons of green chillis •½ teaspoon salt •¼ teaspoon black pepper •1 tablespoon fresh lime juice, from half a lime •¼ cup loosely packed fresh cilantro leaves •¼ cup of onion

Blend together on blender or food processor, we wanted ours chunky so we just barely blended it.

Remember our bodies still need a certain amount of healthy fats whether we are trying to lose weight, gain weight, build muscle, or build strength.

anonymous asked:

I’d let jimin fuck me even if he has a 2 inch chilli pepper for a dick (Don’t come for me, he’s my bias)

Plot twist: jimin has the biggest dick in BTS


My latest Mass Effect candles (made for me & for friends)

1. Gold & Black - Reyes Vidal (wood smoke & whiskey)
2. Green & Grey - James Vega ver.1 (cologne & fresh linen)
3. Gold & Blue - Thane Krios (moss, forest & ocean)
4. Purple & Lavender - Liara T'soni (lavender, vanilla, coconut & tonka bean)
5. Tealights - James Vega ver.2 (ocean salt, chilli & cinnamon)