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Who do rappers REALLY make their music for?

Drake makes music for black guys who act hard but are actually soft and they still go to their grandmas house on Sundays and mow their yard for free.

Joey Bada$$ makes music for teenagers now who wish they were teenagers in the 90’s but they’re pissed off because they have to deal Macklemore instead.

Iggy Azalea makes music for white girls who like black guys but are afraid to tell their dad because they would get disowned.

Yelawolf makes music for white people who wear camo and live in the country but are ashamed to say they like hip hop because their parents are racists.

Gucci Mane makes music for full grown men with learning disabilities and have 9 children with 3 baby mamas and owe outrageous amounts of child support.

Childish Gambino makes music for teens who don’t like hip hop but say they do when they’re at high school party’s just to sound cool.

Tech N9ne makes music for weird black and white kids who wear skinny jeans but are afraid to say they like ICP because they’re just too weird.

Tyler, the Creator makes music for 11-15 year olds who are shithead delinquents that are overly obnoxious and troll YouTube comments.

Kanye West makes music for himself and doesn’t give a shit if you like it or not because he knows you’ll buy it anyway.

Wiz Khalifa makes music for dudes who get stoned and starts freestylin’ at McDonalds at 2 AM and they think they can legit rap but really they’re just super high.

2 Chainz makes music for black guys who think he’s smart because he went to college and white guys who think he’s funny because he acts dumb on purpose.

Kid Cudi makes music for 24 year olds who haven’t figured out their life, overthink everything and can’t make decisions so they smoke weed to ease their mind but it just makes them lazy.

Pitbull makes music for people who were born in the early 2000’s that think hip hop started in 2007 and they only listen to the radio and don’t know what the internet is.

Lil Jon makes music for black people who hate dubstep but since he says 8 words in all of his songs, they’ll let it slide and say he’s a rapper.

Hopsin makes music for people who think mainstream hip hop is wack but they try to be deep and talk about it too much and force it down our throats so we end up hating it instead.

Hogwarts Houses Party Mixes

Gryffindor
- Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal & Armand Van Helden
- Go Hard or Go Home by Iggy Azalea & Wiz Khalifa
- We Own It by Wiz Khalifa & 2 Chainz
- Bangarang by SKRILLEX
- All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled

Hufflepuff
- Minions Remix Banana
- Rhythm of The Night by DeBarge
- Say Hey I Love You by Michael Franti & Spearhead
- This Little Girl by Nightcore
- Eye of the Tiger by Survivor

Ravenclaw
- Car Radio by 21 Pilots
- Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
- Control by Halsey
- Crazy=Genius by Panic! At The Disco
- Do I Wanna Know? by Arctic Monkeys

Slytherin
- Dance Off by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
- How To Be a Heart Breaker by NIghtcore
- Bad Girls by MIA
- Jenny from the Block by Jennifer Lopez
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan

anonymous asked:

can you post the list of the songs bts have made playlist on Spotify ?(because i can't access spotify from where i live...)

Okay, I just typed them all out! I’ll try to remember to update this when Tae and Jimin’s playlists come out. If I forget, send in another ask and I’ll type those up too! I know how hard it is to not be able to access certain things because you’re in a different country. So please enjoy~
- Kristi
P.S. I typed it the way Spotify shows it, so it’s Title - Artist - Album

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✨MÜZİK LİSTESİ✨

1. Lana del rey - I fucked my way up to the top
2. Sweater weather
3. MO - waste of time
4. Icona Pop - in the stars
5. Archive - you make me feel
6. Gotye - Somebody that i used to know
7. William Fitzsimmons - Mend your heart
8. Chlöe Howl - Rumour
9. Bastille - Dreams (ft. Gabrielle aplin)
10. Bastille ft Ella - No angels
11. Bastille - (I just) died in your arms
12. Gorgon City - No more (ft.liv)
13. Halsey - Hurricane
14. Halsey - Ghost
15. Chris Brown - Post to be
16. Dj Khaled ft. Chris Brown - Hold you down
17. Silento - Watch me (Nae Nae)
18. The Smiths - Asleep
19. 5 Seconds of summer - I miss you (blink 182 cover)
20. 5 Seconds of summer - Long way home
21. 5 Seconds of summer - Boulevard of broken dreams (green day cover)
22. 5 Seconds of summer - Wrapped around your finger
23. Jetta - I’d love to change the world (matstubs remix)
24. Drake - Company (ft. travis scott)
25. Drake - Can i
26. Drake - Preach
27. Drake - Jungle
28. Drake - Know Yourself
29. Drake - Energy
30. Drake - Now&Forever
31. Drake - You & The 6
32. Drake - Used To (ft. Lil Wayne)
33. Rihanna - Bitch Better Have my Money
34. Drake - No Tellin’
35. Drake - 10 Bands
36. Drake - 6 Man
37. Future - Trap Niggas
38. Chris Brown x Tyga - Ayo
39. Chris Brown x Tyga - Butches N Marijuana (Ft. School Boy Q)
40. Chris Brown x Tyga - Nothin’ Like Me (Ft. Ty Dolla $ign)
41. Young Thug - Check
42. Drake - Madona
43. Kanye West - All Day (Ft. Allan Kingdom, Paul McCartney & theophilus London)
44. Juicy J - For Everybody (Ft. Wiz Khalifa & R City)
45. Fetty Wap - My Way (Ft. Monty)
46. Wiz Khalifa x Ty Dolla $ign - Post Up
47. Ella Handerson - Glow
48. Banks - Waiting Game
49. Banks - Goddess
50. Banks - Being For Thread
60. Yellow Claw - Shotgun
61. TNBH - How
62. TNBH - A Little Death
63. TNBH - Flawless
64. TNBH - West Coats
65. TNBH - Let It Go
66. Christina Perri - Human
67. Bad Lip Reading - Carl Poppa
68. The Cranberries - Zombie
69. Melanie Martinez - Dead To Me
70. Melanie Martinez - Bittersweet Tragedy
71. Shayne Ward - No Promises
72. The XX - Shelter
73. The XX - Angels
74. Lorde - Bravado
75. Lorde - Buzzcut Season
76. Flume - Holdin On
77. Blue Foundation - Eyes On Fire
78. Placebo - Fuck You
79. Apocalyptica - I Don’t Care
80. Troye Sivan - Happy Little Pill
81. Broods - Sleep Baby Sleep
82. Blue Foundation - Bonfires
83. Meg Myers - After You
84. Fetty Wap - Trap Queen
85. ATL - Hello Brooklyn
86. ATL - Break Your Little Heart
87. ATL - Kids In The Dark
88. ATL - Damned If I Do Ya
89. ATL - Dear Maria Count Me In
90. ATL - Do You Want Me (Dead?)
91. ATL - Get Down On Your Knees And Tell Me You Love Me
92. ATL - Sick Little Games
93. ATL - Therapy
94. ATL - Umbrella (cover)
95. ATL - For Baltimore
96. Tyler Bryant - House On Fire
97. Green Day - American Idiot
98. Green Day - At The Library
99. Green Day - 21 Guns
100. Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
101. No Doubt - Don’t Speak
102. Digital Daggers - Fear The Fever
103. Bastille - Icarus
104. Bastille - Get Home
105. Bastille - Of The Night
106. Bastille - Pompeii
107. Imagine Dragons - Warriors
108. Fall Out Boy - Centuries
109. Bastille - Laura Palmer
110. Chris Brown - Loyal
111. Panic! At The Disco - Miss Jackson
112. Nicki Minaj - The Boys
113. 5SOS - Don’t Stop
114. 5SOS - End Up Here
115. 5SOS - English Love Affair
116. Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark Light
117. Bastille - Flaws
118. 5SOS - Good Girls
119. 5SOS - Heartache On The Big Screen
120. Nicki Minaj - Hell Yeah
121. Lana Del Rey - Hundred Dollar Bill
122. Ed Sheeran - I See Fire
123. Lana Del Rey - Jealous Girl
124. Nicki Minaj - I’m Legit
125. Lana Del Rey - Carmen
126. Lana Del Rey - Kill Kill
127. Lana Del Rey - Lolita
128. Lana Del Rey - National Anthem
129. 5SOS - Never Be
130. Lana Del Rey - Off To The Races
131. 5SOS - Out Of My Limit
132. Lana Del Rey - Pretty When You Cry
133. Lana Del Rey - Radio
134. Lana Del Rey - This Is What Makes Us Girls
135. Nicki Minaj - Up In Flames
136. Nicki Minaj - Va Va Voom
137. 5SOS - Beside You
138. 5SOS - Too Late
139. 5SOS - The Only Reason
140. 5SOS - Unpredictable
141. 5SOS - 18
142. Th Buzz Ft. Mataya & Young Tapz - Hermitude
143. Dj Khaled Ft. Chris Brown - Hold You Down
144. Deorro x Chris Brown - Five More Hours
145. Game Ft. Chris Brown, Tyga, Lil Wayne & Wiz Khalifa - Celebration
146. Omarion Ft. Chris Brown, Jhene Aiko - Post To Be
147. Trey Songz & Chris Brown - Studio remix
148. Trey Songz & Chris Brown - 24 Hours remix
149. Chris Brown - Ready
150. Usher - Climax
151. 2 Chainz & Wiz Khalifa - We Own It
152. Snoop Dog & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild And Free
153. Wiz Khalifa x Ty Dolla $ign - Post Up
154. Charlie Puth Ft. Wiz Khalifa - See You Again
155. Cucci Mane Ft. Wiz Khalifa - Nothin On Ya
156. Wiz Khalifa - Ass Drop
157. Problem Ft. Wiz Khalifa, Chris Brown, Tyga - Like Whaaat (Remix)
158. Wiz Khalifa - Reefer Party
159. Wiz Khalifa / Tyga - We Dem Boyz Remix
160. Ludacris Ft. Wiz Khalifa, Jeremih & Cashmere - Party Girls
161. Wiz Khalifa - The Thrill
162. Miley Cyrus Ft. Mike, Wiz Khalifa & Juicy J - 23
163. Big Sean - I Don’t Fuck With You
164. Kanye West Ft. Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz - Mercy
165. Kanye West - Diamonds Remix
166. Kanye West - I Don’t Like
167. Kanye West - Gold Digger
168. Kanye West - Stronger
169. Jay-Z Ft. Kanye West & Rihanna - Run This Town (Onderkoffer Trap Remix)
170. Kanye West - Black Skinhead Yeezus
171. Kanye West & Jay Z - Niggas In Paris
172. Drake Ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem - Forever
173. Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow
174. Beyoncé - Drunk In Love
175. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now
176. Nicki Minaj - Beez In The Trap
177. Azealia Banks Ft. lazy Jay - 212
178. Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot
179. Kanye West Ft. Rihanna, Kid Cudi - All Of The Lights
180. Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor
181. Rihanna - Cheers
182. Rihanna - Pour It Up
183. Rihanna - American Oxygen
184. Drake - Girls Love Beyonce
185. Beyonce - 7/11
186. Beyonce Ft. Drake - Mine
187. Beyonce - Halo
188. Beyonce - Partition (Dave Aude Twerk Remix)
189. Beyonce - Crazy In Love
190. Beyonce - Dance For You
191. The Weeknd - Or Nah
192. The Weeknd - Often
193. The Weeknd - Drunk In Love
194. The Weeknd - King Of The Fall
195. Drake & The Weeknd - Trust Issues (Gizzle Mash Up)
196. The Weeknd - The Hills
197. The Weeknd - Wanderlust (Snakehips Remix)
198. The Weeknd - Twenty Eight
199. The Weeknd - Wicked Games
200. The Weeknd - Wath You Need
201. Ellie Goulding - High For This ( The Weeknd Cover)
202. The Weeknd - Earned It
203. The Weeknd - The Zone Ft. Drake
204. Jetta - I’d Love To Change The World
205. Trey Songz - Na Na
206. Fetty Wap - My Way
207. Fetty Wap - Again
208. Fifth Harmony - Worth It
209. Ca$h Out - She Twerk
210. Flo Rida - GDFR
211. Trey Songz - Slow Motion
212. David Guetta - Hey Mama
213. Jason Derulo - Trumpets
214. Jason Derulo - Want To Want Me
215. Ludacris - Mad Fo
216. Jason Derulo - Kama Sutra
217. Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong
218. Nicki Minaj - Boss Ass Bitch
219. French Montana Ft. Nicki Minaj - Freaks
220. Ariana Grande - One Last Time

Things "Basic" people love
  • Pumpkin spices, Pumpkin lattes, and Pumpkin Pie
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Coldplay
  • Drake
  • Ugg Boots
  • Nicholas Sparks books/movies 
  • Kony 2012
  • The Big Bang Theory (TV show)
  • Starbucks
  • Gentrification
  • Old Dances Black people used to do
  • Say twerking
  • Use old Black people slang
  • Dressing up in Native American attire
  • If she you don’t swallow kids (s/o to 2 Chainz)
  • Wiz Khalifa
  • Mumford and Sons
  • Taylor Swift
  • Mediocrity
  • Follow any trend set by Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry
  • Having token POC friends
  • Use Apple products
  • Watch White on White porn
  • Iggy Azalea
  • Mackelmore
  • Post Encore Eminem
  • If you say stupid shit like all Dj Mustard beats sound the same
  • G-Eazy
  • Think J. Cole is an amazing rapper 

List of folks who have or have had iconic locs

Lenny Kravitz
Busta Rhymes
Bob Marley
Ziggy Marley
Damien Marley
Whoopi Goldberg
Erykah Badu
Lauryn Hill
Wyclef Jean
Rihanna
Jason Momoa
Lil Wayne
Jean Michael Basquiat

Kelela

Migos

Snoop

J Cole

Vic Mensa

T-pain

Lil Jon

Jaden Smith

Willow Smith

Lisa Bonet

2 Chainz

Ava DuVernay

Wiz Khalifa

SHE'S BAD NEWS + listen » be that strong girl that everyone knew would make it through the worst, be that fearless girl, the one who would dare to do anything, be that independent girl who didn’t need a man; be that girl who never backed down.

a playlist for girls like her. girls like her, my grandfather once warned me, girls like her turn into women with eyes like bullet holes and mouths made of knives. they are always restless. they are always hungry. they are bad news. they will drink you down like a shot of whisky. falling in love with them is like falling down a flight of stairs. what no one told me, with all those warnings, is that even after you’ve fallen, even after you know how painful it is, you’d still get in line to do it again.

superheroes by the script // maps by maroon 5 // ugly heart (acoustic version) by g.r.l. // heartbreaker girl by 5 seconds of summer // bad girls by m.i.a // me and my broken heart by rixon // stay with me by sam smith // how to be a heartbreaker by mariana and the diamonds // lay me down by avicii // really don’t care by demi lovato ft cher lloyd // get lost by icona pop // girl on fire (inferno version) by alicia keys ft nicki minaj // wiggle by jason derulo ft snoop dogg // she will be loved by maroon 5 // boss by fifty harmony // am i wrong by envy // big girls don’t cry by fergie // only girl (in the world) by rihanna // popular song by ariana grande // break free by ariana grande ft zedd // tonight (we live forever) by union j // can we dance by the vamps // last night by the vamps // this is how we do by katy perry // wild heart by the vamp // 22 by taylor swift // i love it (remix) by icona pop // birthday by katy perry // someone else (remix) by miley cyrus // 23 by miley cyrus ft wiz khalifa ft juicy j // decisions by miley cyrus // we can’t stop by miley cyrus // url badman by lily allen // try by colbie calliat // hard out there (remix) by lily allen // stupid girl by pink // come get it bae by pharrell williams // wrong club by the ting tings // boom clap by charli xcx // primadonna by mariana and the diamonds // locked out of heaven by bruno mars // what are you waiting for (extended remix) by the saturdays // sexy bitch by david guetta ft akon // work bitch by britney spears // bitch by he plasticines // run the worlds (girls) by beyonce // slow down by selena gomez // confident by justin bieber // ass like that by eminem // boss ass bitch by nicki minaj // you want me by justin bieber // lolly by justin bieber ft maejor ali ft juicy j // we own it by 2 chainz ft wiz khalifa // this is how we roll by florida georgia line ft luke bryan // heart out by the 1975