2 am and i aint even mad

I haven’t posted fam quotes in a while so I have a lot prepare urself

‘‘Who needs knowledge when you have Yuuri in lingerie fics’’

-i wonder how one makes apple sauce
+Once I asked that to my godfather
~You smash apples
~Obviously
+He said that I had to squeeze the apple
-amazimg
-* s q u e e z e * 

‘‘I’m reading gay porn ok I gotta give it my full attention’’

‘‘Duck my autocorrector
FUCK’’

‘‘Also, I’m about to eat yuuri’’

-Enjoy the vore
+novi no
~ur gonna make baba more mad @ me, honey
-noviembre yes
*what
-NOTHING
+ur name is NOviembre not YESviembre

-FUQ I DRIPPED YUURI
- ;-;
+vore
~DIVORCE
~Wait am I married to novi
-Divorece

-ITS NOT WO R. KI N G
+U KNOW WHAT’S NOT WORKING EITHER
+MY LIFE
-Relatable

-FIRST OF ALL
-WHO EATS ICING
+Me
~ALL OF US
*PEOPLE THAT HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEIR LIVES AND WANT TO DIE
-Americans
*YES
·basically

‘‘novi, you didn’t even know what was icing 2 minutes ago’’

‘‘Lmfa9′’

-SOME * BODY* ONCE TOLD ME
+N O
~THE WORLD
~WAS GONNA 
~ROLL ME
~I ANT
~AINT
~FUCK YOU
-FUCC ME

‘‘Send me ass’’

-Wait there’s a lazytown fandom?
+yes
~yes
~lmao
-I knew 2017 was a meme but I didn’t know it was that memed
-WTF
-I’m in this fandom now

‘‘I’ll learn Russian so I’ll know how to ask for mercy when WWIII starts and America fucks up’’

‘‘OK AS LONG AS U DON’T PUT FOOD IN UR ANUS I’M FINE’’

‘‘WHY ARE THERE NO DELTAS’’

‘‘What type ny’all think I am :3c’’

‘‘So i cant join the skeleton war’’

‘‘iN THE HEIGHTS 
SOMETHING SOMETHING MARACASSSSS’’

‘‘I’ll buy bath bombs and lick them
Imma do it’’

‘‘HOW DOES ONE SPANISH’’

-KIKU STAY OUT OF MY FUCKING SWAMP
+No
+Ì’m gonna invade your swamp
+WITH HEXAFLEXAGONS
~FUCC U

-Je suis veux mourir
+Nie mowie po francusku
~Que le follen al francés
+Hon hon hon baguette
~Oui oui croissant

‘‘What if the hexaflexagon police comes in asks you’’

-This is supposed to be a channel for spANISH
+I HAVE EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM STRESSED SO IM COPING BY SPAMMING YALL WITH MATH OK

-GUTEN TAG BITCHES
+GLUTEN TUG BENCHES

‘‘ano is the new iiyo’’

-JUST
-SHOVE
-THE DAMN HANDSAW
-UP MY ANUS
+the fuck
~Long story

‘‘Do a snep’’

‘‘Theres only one other way to make myself sleep other than wait for it to surprise me and thats death or coma’’

‘‘I got pizza and I’m ready for death’’

 -eVE I AM 14 GET OFF MY DICC
-W/ love <3
+YOURE STILL OLD

-I too, carry a rose in glass around
+I would tho
~Same
-If anything id carry a bag of chips
~S a m e

‘‘Nya’m dead inside’’

‘‘That heel is bigger than my future’’

‘‘I wear 4 inches boot skull crushing heels’’

‘‘WAS THAT FUCKING NECESSARY FOR HUMANITY’’

‘‘omg siamese cats r evil’’

‘‘i want longer legg’’

‘‘kISS KISS STAB A HO’’

-W t f
-i prefer not to be insulted today
-What is she, a fuckiNG LITERAL COW
+That would explain why she was so offended by the steak
+you’re eating her cousin
-vore
+and here we go again

‘‘Shit bitch shit shit it bitch it?’’

-i’m returning for this car
-*cat
+run nel
-I’ll take the car too though
+run
+Run off with the car and cat
-I wouldn’t get far lmao
+Try your best
~DO IT ANYWAY 

-SO pure
+NOT LIKE U AND ME 
-TRUE

‘‘The only ass to eat is a corn ass’’

‘‘Dont yeet at me accept my love you piece of Australian ass
I say with love’’

‘‘Go surfing or something
Idk what u do in California all I have is stereotypes’’

-Fucc u I live In dessert
+SAM DRINK THE SAND
+IDK WHY YOU WOULD BUT DO IT
-I HAVE NO CHOICE ANYWAY ALL WE HAVE IS SAND

‘‘stOP NAMING MEDS WE DON’T HAVE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN’’

-Blep
+Blep
~Blep
*Blop
~nO
+WOW EVE
*:)

‘‘im ‘‘‘‘‘‘‘studying’’’’’’’’’’

‘‘That feeling when you have 18 triangles’’

‘‘REMUS LUPIN WAS A FURRY’’

‘‘We gotta contact the NFA
National Furry Association’’

‘‘fun fact i went to a catholic school
so i know how to praise jesus like a pro
i have a degree in praising jesus
ended up going wiccan but i still have my degree ok’’

-My friend just informed me that


-Boku no pico is 10 years old
-Happy birth day boku no pico
+WHAT
~I can’t believe its as old as Eve
*Eve’s generation is evil

‘‘I was like texting half the time so I just heard like a lot of noises and saw minimal dick’’

‘‘yall spanish people have to chill’’

‘‘I WANT THE ASS PLANT’’

‘‘Then yell out I was the anti christ’’

‘‘I’m reborn Jesus and I’m kicking all of you with a bible’’

-*i have s i n n e d*
+Stormy you are a sin
-STEp On me
+you’re literally Satan

‘‘if ur pure then im oprah’’

‘‘is sucking a Dick half vore since you don’t really eat it’’

-OH YOURE NOT THAT BAD
-COULD BE WORSE
+Considering i wanted real lion porn this is better than other shit

‘‘Pink is one letter away from punk’’

‘‘On Russia you don’t eat dick
The dick eats you’’

-Novi tell Eve Im not a furry
+Eve I’m not a furry
-NOVI
+RTAN
~Lmao
~You’re a furry just accept it

-Ive already recieved a family gang bang its your turn now Eve
+Ryan please

‘‘Like all fuckijg day my phone has been autocorrwcting to these randkm ass foreing words and now I fucking know why: I have the gucking Polish keyboard on’’

‘‘She said, after copying a sex poem’’

‘‘YOUR FUCKING NAME IS I WANT WEED WHAT THE FUCK’’

‘‘I’m gonna marry a lesbian gay gay lesbian lesbian woman lesbian lesbian gay lesbian lesbians lesbian gay lesbian lesbian gay lesbians lesbian gay gay lesbian woman lesbian lesbian gay lesbian woman lesbians lesbian woman gay gay lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian gay lesbian lesbian lesbian girl woman gay lesbian lesbian gay’’

-What you dont love my terms of affection
+How can you call that a term of affection you just said ‘‘I want she/he/whatever to vore me’’ and ‘‘Give me the good cum daddy’’

-Quiero hacerle cosquillas a tus pelotas
+Why do you want to tickle my balls
-See that one translated correctly
+Tru

-you dont know the half of it
-the damn nsfw server
-has more messages
-Than the general chat
+gOALS

‘‘I CAN’T JUST BE TOLD THERE’S A CAT AND THEN NOT SHOWN THE CAT’’

-THE KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR MR KRABS IS IN THERE STANDING AT THE CONCESSION PLOTTING HIS OPRESSION
-I put this in the pron chat bc Mr Krabs is pron
+What
-What
~what the what

‘‘SOMEONE HELP ME FIND ILLEGAL PLASTIC SURGERY’’

-How does one walk on heels
+One doesnt

-HE LUVS THE CRONCH
+I KNOW THAT

‘‘U guys being confused over Californian weather is my AESTHETIC tm’’

‘‘I’ve died and revived three days later as the new Jesus reading that post’’

‘‘did someone lick me off admin’’

‘‘I started humming We Are Number One while I was walking to class I’ve reached the memeximun point in my life’’

‘‘prepare the paint while i wait for the ppl to come and then chinese soldiers’’

‘‘I am the parent why do you refuse to listen to me’’

‘‘Do you think
The dad from chicken little
is a bara’’

‘‘Mama Baba Lulu pats A Screaming Hexaflexagon’’

‘‘I’m being attacked
I just wanted to hear about cute crushes
And all i got 
Were mean Sams
Ans shrek’’

‘‘I’m just a musicak trash bag’’

‘‘Spongebob is gay and none of you will convince me otherwise
###loveislove’’


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