2 3 year olds

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Voltron Family AU photo album!! 

Shiro and Allura fell in love at college. She studied engeneering and he studied physics. After 3 years of dating, Shiro finally went to Coran and asked Allura’s hand in marriage. They had a simple wedding where Coran led Allura to the altar and Matt himself led Shiro. Life went by and they finally had a steady job, so they decided it was time to have a baby. Shiro was so amazed and anxious about it, he passed out during the birth of Hunk. But they couldn’t have just one!!! Both wanted a big family, and so Allura was pregnant again and she was 120% sure that it was going to be a girl, she even bought a lot of dresses and dolls. In the end Lance was born and he had to use dresses until he was 3 years old (but they love him!!!). After 2 years Matt’s sister, Pidge, was born and Shiro was made her godfather (he was so honored, he cried a lot). Pidge and the boys basically grew together. 

Meanwhile Shiro volunteered to help in some orphanages and in one of these he met Keith. He was 6 at the time, same age as his son, Lance. Shiro started visiting more and more Keith and the little boy only grew more and more affectionate to Shiro. Takashi saw a lot of families reject Keith and saw how sad the boy grew. He talked to Allura, their family wasn’t big enough, there was room for more, and so, after a lot of burocracy they adopted Keith when he has 8 years. 

That was the happiest day of Keith’s life. 

the crows as kids i encountered at nursery today:

(all these kids are between 2 and 3 years old)

kaz: the 2yo who took off her boots, put her socks neatly inside them, and wore a pair of flip-flops she stole from another kid even though they were 2x the size of her feet.
inej: the kid who climbed into the oven of the play kitchen. i still don’t know how he fit. he also took the sink out of the kitchen set and tried to climb through the resulting hole
nina: the kid who set up a pizza picnic complete with plates, cups, bowls, silverware, and plastic pizza slices, and then pestered everyone to join her. she also flirted with my only male coworker the whole time
jesper: the kid who wouldn’t stop dancing/jumping even when he almost fell off a chair twice and hit his head when he went searching (dancing) for a goldfish cracker under the table
wylan: the kid who plopped down in the grass in the middle of a game of tag to gently appreciate a dandelion
matthias: the kid who never talked except when he walked outside, said “it’s too hot”, and walked back inside (it wasn’t even hot)
kuwei: the kid who took off his shoes and pretended to microwave them in the play kitchen

I was supposed to be babysitting this 2-3 year old for a relatively rich family and I snooped through their house and found a room with a glowing pod thing and I was like WTF? And as I was looking at it, the mother snuck up on me and I was thinking like, “Uh … that’s an egg?” and she was like, “Oh yeah, this is how we have babies so after they are born they turn to the perfect age and never get older” and I was like, holy shit???? They hired me to watch their baby and think I won't notice that it's 3 years old forever??? Then I tried to take their baby to the police because I was like, this seems like some super illegal abusive shit and someone should know about it.

Children are not little adults

  • Children are not little adults

Children are not little adults

Children are not little adults

Children are not little adults

Children are not little adults


Children are not little adults.

They have different dosing, different risks, different illnesses!

So stop giving them grown up medicines!

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Pictured: An accurate representation of a preschooler

Stormy Weather / Climatika


Bonus: 

I sympathize with Marinette.

LOVE CHERRY MOTION

Me at 8 years old: A one year old and younger is a baby, a 2-3 year old is a toddler, a 4-6 year old is a little kid, a 7-9 year old is a big kid, a 10-12 year old is a pre-teen, 13-15 year olds are younger teenagers, and 16-18 are older teenagers.


Me now at 22 years old: *points at anyone under 18* Child.

Stranger things as clickbait titles

Chapter 1: DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME GONE WRONG!!!

Chapter 2: STORYTIME – WE FOUND A 12 YEAR OLD WITH A TATTOO

Chapter 3: MISSING SON TALKS TO ME THROUGH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?!!??! (AM I CRAZY???!!)

Chapter 4: MADAME TUSSAUDS MADE ME A WAX FIGURE!!??!

Chapter 5: BEST FRIENDS FAKE FUNERAL (PRANK)

Chapter 6: EXPLORING HAUNTED FOREST AT NIGHT (SUPER SCARY)

Chapter 7: BREAKING INTO OUR MIDDLE SCHOOL (WE GET CAUGHT)

Chapter 8: GIRLFRIEND DISAPPEARS INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION – STORYTIME

FIC-REC

Hey y’all, so I’ve been trying to keep this a secret, as it was my guilty pleasure, but now I just want to share with you all the amazing fanfictions I’ve read since my stay in this fandom. Just some warning bc, yea. They are M/M aka male/male fics so yea, you understand. There are boys together. Who kiss and sometimes more cough. Accept that. Also none of these fics are mine, the authors will be linked along with the stories themselves!

SO HERE’S THE WILD RIDE GUYS. Give them a try. These will be my ALL TIME favourite fics so. Quality. ((this is future Lucy hola, i’ve just realised that 7/10 fics are Taekook, soz, even though I’m low-key yoonmin biased it’s really hard to find good of them so yea.))
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10. sountracks by maxx

  Words: 38,877
  Chapters: 1/1
  Pairing: Yoonmin l Yoongi-Jimin hOLY SHIT YES
  Summary: What Yoongi doesn’t say is this: “If only you knew, Park Jimin. Every song I write, and all the words I have to give, will always be yours.”(Or, Yoongi is a famous underground rapper from simple beginnings and Jimin is his hip-hop hating, exceedingly rich boyfriend). *it says smut but i cant remember so just putting it out there that it might have SMUT*

9. because fries and mixtapes by hoars
  Words: 6,644
  Chapters: 1/1
  Pairing: Taegi l Taehyung-Yoongi
  Summary:  Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant while trying to make it big. Taehyung has insomnia. 

8.  the moon and the stars (are nothing without you) by wowoashley
  Words: 19,179
  Chapters: 1/1
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary: based off the prompt: “Taekook college AU! The college tour guide raved about the uni’s friendly atmosphere and amicable student body, but wanted a high five from a cute student and all he got was a glare”

7.  it’s you and me (i know it’s my destiny) by florations
  Words: 10,334
  Chapters: 1/1
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary: Recipe to The Perfect Halloween:
1. Pokémon costumes;
2. Lots of candy;
3. The perfect friendAll of which seven-year-old Jeon Jungkook finds in nine-year-old Kim Taehyung.(Then they grow up, and it’s not quite the same anymore.) adorable fricking hell

6.  pick me up, buttercup by vppa
  Words: 9,272
  Chapters: 2/2
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary: AU where your soulmate’s first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet.Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook’s forearm will now forever read “Hey baby, if you were a booger, I’d pick you first.“What the fuck, universe. FRICKING SOULMATE! AU YES

5.  maybe we’re all just fools by airplanewishes
  Words: 52,675
  Chapters: 1/1
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary:  Jeongguk likes to run. He’s never wanted anyone to run with him before. im pretty sure it took me like half a day to finish this but fucking hell it’s good. really good

4.  Cocoa Puffs by madigraye
  Words: 39,705
  Chapters: 4/4
  Pairing: Yoonmin l Yoongi-Jimin finally my bubs
  Summary:  Somewhere between fake basketball matches and even faker marriages, Park Jimin learns that camp is for fun, and summer is for butterflies.

3.  all the right wrongs by aeterisks
  Words: 34,132
  Chapters: 2/2
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary:  Jeongguk’s fate seems to have a name, and that name happens to be Kim Taehyung. I’m begging you get tissues before this. I forgot to notice that it’s angst so here’s the warning y’all. *IT’S FUCKING ANGST ALSO BEAUTIFUL, 100/100*

2.  Don’t Let Your Love Go To Waste by krscnl
  Words: 41,032
  Chapters: 2/2
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary: Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.


1.   King of the Library, Knight of His Trade by madigraye
  Words: 47,430
  Chapters:1/1
  Pairing: Taekook l Taehyung-Jungkook
  Summary: Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with Jeon Jungkook or else you’ll end up ruining your perfect attendance to chase his coattails. this is utterly perfect oh my god

+  Figuring It Out as We Go by peppermint_wind
 Words: 4,245
 Chapters: 1/1
 Pairing: Jikook l Jimin-Jungkook
 Summary: **Based off of Jungkook covering Troye Sivan’s, “Fools.” - “Jimin’s breathing begins to even, and Jungkook watches his chest rise and fall, steady and slow, like how waves wash up on Busan beaches.”