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anonymous asked:

Hi! How would the RFA + V react to MC being male when they meet up, and he looks like a GREEK GOD (more handsome than Zen)?

They’re a bit shorter than usual but I wanted to see if I could  answer a request in less than 2 hours lolol



Yoosung:

  • Y’all are at the after party
  • across the room you see Saeyoung talking to Yoosung, and they both turn to look at you
  • Googly Eyes Activated
  • Yoosung does a weird straight-legged march over to you and proceeds to examine the fuck outta your face
  • the guy’s just staring away
  • but he’s like 3 inches away from you so it’s a bit disconcerting
  • no seriously his eyes are gonna pop out of his head???
  • he’s got that expression on his face that moms do when they’re trying to Tell You Something Serious but they end up looking like a goldfish instead
  • oh someone pushed Yoosung into you
  • oh it was Seven
  • oh look you guys are kissing
  • ur pretty sure Starkid1995 passed out after approximately 0.7 seconds of smooching
  • he swoons into your arms and you carry him like a princess
  • Saeyoung has new inspiration for fanfiction and Jaehee gets a nosebleed
  • Yoosung is just in awe of you and can’t believe that someone so attractive is with him
  • but he’s also kinda smug about it like ya bitches he’s mine 
  • try not to give him the smolder look tho or else he might actually explode


Zen:

  • r u a mirror?
  • he spins you around a few times and gives you a little shake
  • no no MC is a 3D person???
  • but I’m supposed to be the most beautiful? blessed by the gods???
  • lowkey feels threatened that his s/o is such a handsome lad
  • no, handsome doesn’t even begin to cover it
  • you look like u came right out of  Zeus’ thunder cock???
  • anyhow you guys are a danger to the population
  • i mean u take a stroll and leave behind a trail of unconscious fangirls 
  • victim count is way over 9000 at this point
  • you have to buy a 1TB hard drive to put all your selfies
  • Zen is always always always posing with you, from dawn to dusk
  • it’s like at least 200 selfies a day
  • there’s also a dramatic increase of your pictures around the house
  • like dramatic
  • like
  • the toilet lid is just a giant print out of your face 


Jaehee:

  • ohooooooooooh
  • super duper flustered when she first sees you because Anyone Hotter than Zen is Inconceivable
  • but there you are
  • with ur 12 butt-abs and all
  • you can see the sparkles around her face as she readjusts her glasses
  • Goodbye Mr.Han hello sexy
  • is feeling very conflicted because Zen still exists but also u r so attractive and so nice and????
  • honestly you showing her affection makes the girl so freaking happy you don’t even understand
  • she’s being loved by such an amazing person what more could she ask for?
  • secretly passes on your pics to Seven so he can make another spambot


Jumin:

  • his eyes widen a tiny as he opens the door and sees you standing there
  • coughs lightly and turns his face away
  • “Ah yes…I was…expecting you.” ya jumin ok ur having technical difficulties covering your sudden-hard on don’t kid yourself
  • he knew you were good looking but??? to this extent??
  • the business potential
  • the news of your otherworldly beauty travels through the company fast, and almost overnight you become boss number 2
  • #1 in their hearts though
  • y’all are gonna rule the world one day no joke
  • but that aside, Jumin takes every single opportunity to show you off to e v  e r y o n 
  • He’ll be in the middle of a meeting, negotiations aren’t going well, the other party isn’t satisfied with what C&R has to offer 
  • “How about THIS
  • Jumin pulls you out of his briefcase
  • the deal is signed 1 second later look at you two go stealing hearts left and right
  • even his dad falls for you
  • jks pls stay about five countries away from me


Saeyoung:

  • doesn’t hesitate to bow right the fuck down to you the moment he sees you
  • that’s my boy.,..right there…a body sculpted to such perfection it makes me want to lick-
  • “Oi Seven I can hear you.”
  • 24/7 shows you off to Zen
  • “Look at MY BOYFRIEND who’s 1000% hotter than u.”
  • Zen is Super Salty but cannot deny your beauty
  • lowkey joins the fanclub that Seven started 
  • also loves dressing you up in all his outfits because you just look stunning in every single one of them
  • also loves making Vanny the Van feel flustered when he’s cleaning 
  • aka you dress up in rather explicit outfits and hide around the house
  • Vanderwood finds you
  • doesn’t come back for at least three weeks
  • problem solved


V:

  • “The entire history of photography, all the trials, the errors, the struggles and accomplishments of camera making…leads up to this moment, this perfect shot-”
  • “V chill I’m just eating cereal.”
  • he’s learned his lesson regarding love with Rika, but he can’t help himself from admiring your beauty
  • he’ll draw you, and paint you too…though he’ll also caress your face with the tips of your fingers, memorizing its shape with the affection and warmth of a mother
  • that way when he misses you he can remember what you feel like
  • you’ll catch him studying you, a gentle smile gracing his lips
  • the man loves you to death he’d be happy to just look at you for the rest of his life
  • and he’s got his camera on him all.the.time in case there’s a Perfect Photo Opportunity
  • except when you guys are sleeping
  • yeah he did that once but the lens found into way into your butt so he accidentally captured a rather graphic close up of your anus 

[Consider this a PSA to my followers. If you haven’t done it in some time or not at all…..]

 BACK UP YOUR FILES!

[You never know when your computer will fail. I got lucky with this old laptop that when I first saw it messing up things, I backed up all the files I wanted to save. Those files are on my 1TB hard drive I use for backups.]

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Every day I move about 30km to reach my office in the morning before leaving attempted home pick in my backpack all the things that will help me to spend the day in the city of Barcelona (Spain), including articles survival to help me spend a few hours in case of disaster. After leaving the army (The Spanish Legion) I decided to finish my studies in fine arts at the university and devote myself to the overall design and now have my own design studio (Borku Branding Studio / borku.com). I am a big fan of survival and I love the forest and outdoor camping whenever I have a chance to escape the city.

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11th December 2011

I woke up 10:30am in a bad state, hard coughing and sneezing. So I decided to take some water and rested in my Mama’s spot upstairs cause it’s warm and comfy there. 12:30nn was the next hour I got sane. Had brunch with my tita’s sour Sinigang and cheese sandwich. All-day turned out to be eating-spree for me as I munched on every edible thing my eyes caught. Cupcakes, Chocolate Chip cookies, Choco Bars.. my tonsils were at the brink of failing me..Ahaha

Attended the 2nd mass all by myself cause I don’t want to go with my cousins. Well, my two other cousins went out to attend the same mass, but we decided to go separately as I get disturbed when I’m with them. Ahaha. Buti kung kasama si Mama. So as the Mass commenced, nagcommunion na. I was about to go back to my seat, I was blinded and dumbfounded na nakalagpas sa upuan ko. Sobrang lagpas talaga. So because there’s ‘hostia’ in my mouth, I decided to kneel on the first kneeling cushion that my eyes first saw. Nakiupo ako, it was awkward. Nagantay dun sa katabi kong matanda na makabalik sa upuan, so when she finally got back, dahan dahan akong bumalik sa upuan ko. 'Twas embarrasing. Fvck. 

The mass ended and my other cousin is waiting outside kasi sabay na daw kami umuwi. And as we’re about to light some candle sa grotto ni Mama Mary na malapit sa Church, may biglang kumalabit sa likod ko. Fvck, Badjao!!! Nagtuloy tuloy ako sa paglakad, ng biglang hablutin yung damit ko. Dahilan para tumakbo ako ng mabilis at magtago sa likod ng mga nakapark na kotse. Fvck, may phobia ako sa mga badjao. Naiinis kasi ako sa way ng paghingi nila ng tulong. Sila yung mga mapilit at nambabastos. Kaya ayun.

My cousin was laughing hard, saying I was so pathetic, para daw yun. Ampvta, kung duraan ako nun, pathetic pa? Nakakainis lang. So after magsindi, I joked na papunta ng park, san tayo pupunta?, my cousin asked. E di maglalakad lakad, pathetic. Ahaha. Ewan, pero taga rito ako, pero madalang na ako lumabas. Di na nga ako nakakapasok sa mga stores at kahit ano. Boring kasi.

So nagWiFi na lang kami sa City Pavilion kasi maghapon brownout. Nakakainis lang, pero buti na rin ata yun kasi nakapagduyan duyan ako. Hehe. Favorite spot ko yun dito sa bahay kasi ang sarap kapag nagduduyan. Ang gaan, yung sky makikita mo paghiga mo, mahangin pa. Pwera gagamba. Ahaha.

▲ Ligao City Hall. Yung kaharap ko. Ahaha.

So bago kami makapunta ng Pavilion, nakasalubong namin yung isa pa namin na pinsan sa park. Imba. Kaya ayun sabay sabay pa rin kami umuwi. Ahaha. Tawang tawa si Mama. So dumating na nga yung padala ni Daddy. At eto ang nakuha ko..

▲ 1 Terabyte na Hard Drive which is technically 1,000 Gigabyte.

For ordinary people this would mean nothing, but for techie people, this means heaven. And so, ang saya saya na may sesave-an na ako ng thesis at ng mga movies. Ahaha. Ampvta. Pano ko to pupunuin. Ahaha.

At kahit na Blackberry phone yung nakuha ni Insan wala akong pake kasi meron na nito. Ahaha. So nagshuffle ng cellphone sa bahay, si Tita nakakuha nung Samsung Chat, ngayon kay Aaron na yung E63. Pinapalit niya yung C3 ko, kaso ayoko kasi kaparehas ko yung kaklase ko, though magmamatch sana dun sa laptop ko kasi red. Pero kahit na. Ahaha. Ampvta, 12 years old gamit yung pangoffice phone na E63, tas may bago pang 8gb na Flash Drive. Imba. I was joking him, Aaron, kami nung Grade 6, Tamagotchi lang ang meron. Ahaha.

So ayun, I just finished Aaron’s project a while ago, kaya net time. Eve! :)