Can we all just take a moment and appreciate how great this year’s April Fools was? Rick and Morty season 3 airs for the first time. We get another asdfmovie, one that’s actually pretty funny for the first time in a while. AND Pornhub trolled us hard. X’D
(Though we do mourn the lack of Samurai Jack episode 4)
2017 is looking up… Maybe it’s also opposite day? Well, I just hope you all enjoyed your April 1st this year. Here’s to the rest of 2017.
What Adult Swim did on April 1st swapping Samurai Jack with the Rick & Morty premiere was like if you were a kid who was super excited for ice cream only to have your parents say “HAHAHAAAAA NOPE HAVE THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE INSTEAD, BITCH.”
I mean, that cake is still awesome and you’re still gonna eat it, but where the fuck is the ice cream you were promised?
Sometimes when he’s alone, and the wind is light enough not to prickle his thoughts, his mind goes far away from himself. Up and out, across the river, conjuring images so red and vivid, so real, it takes a moment, sometimes minutes, to remember where he is, who he is, why he expects to look up and see her face.
“Where am I?” he asks and then, desperate, “Who am I? Who am I?”
Sometimes, if he leaves it well enough alone, he’ll collect what courage is left and turn around, crunching down on the pebbles. Fists hard. Jaw aching. When the roof of his home peeks out, he knows he’ll go inside and be ok and fortune will roll on, unfurling towards a future he’s carved out too many times in his dreams to count.
He knows this. He’s felt this. But today he is too terrified to remember this. Too lost inside himself to see, too panicked to breath.
“Who am I?” he asks.
He barely feels it at first, that soft touch, squeezing, wrapping him up, its warmth pressing into the cracks. Then a voice so close he thinks its his own.
“Your name is Lord Oda Nobunaga. You’re the lord of the Oda clan. Your dream is to unite the land and bring peace to all. You are a leader. You are a brother. A fighter. A teacher. You order a legion and they bend to your will. You’re a reader. An excellent sportsman.
“You’re the fiercest person I know. The bravest person I know. The kindest I’ve ever known. Your men adore you. You’re a strategist. A futurist.”
“You wipe the sweat off the brows of your injured men. You dance in the moonlight to make me laugh. You write me letters thinking I won’t ever read them, but you leave them out for me to find. You’ll always be a samurai. You blush when we’re alone. You’ll make it through this. You’re doing the best you can.”
He’s here too, looking at the girl who holds his hand like it’s the surest thing she’ll ever do. “And who are you?”
She smiles, answer ready on her lips, “I am yours, and I will never let you go.”
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