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rly love those close intimate conversations that happen between friends in a discord chat because, like, it shows “hey, i wanna talk to you about this thing and also i trust our other friends in this chat to understand and support this conversation too”

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand I’m gay. The humor is extremely subtle, and with or without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go I’m gay. There’s also I’m gay outlook, which is deftly woven into I’m gay - I’m gay draws heavily from Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsch literature, for instance.

The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike I’m gay truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in I’m gay’s existential “I’m gay!” which itself is a cryptic reference to Dante’s Italian epic, Divine I’m Gay. I’m gay right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as I’m gay unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I’m gay.

And yes by the way, I do have an I’m gay tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Not unless you’re gay man

Easy Winter Witch Tips 🌬✨❄️

With Winter quickly arriving, there is a certain spark in the air that only seems to come during the holiday season. For us Witches, this spark can be incredibly inspiring for a certain sort of magic, one which involves the twinkling promise of a new state of mind… One that holds inspiration in the coming of the newest year, one that beckons us; an empty canvas within a blanket of fresh snow. Alas, sometimes things can become busy around this time, and it is during this period in which many of us must practice our magic in the easiest ways possible. Here are some simple tips for doing just that! ~

♡ When you are outside in the cold, breathe out deeply and visualize your visible breath as negativity being exhaled from your system.

While wearing gloves or mittens, rub your hands together to manifest a warm (both physically and emotionally!) sort of energy, letting this energy be your driving force. Each time you feel unsure or stressed, just use this technique, and imagine it as a positive, invisible encouragement being “sparked” to life.

Carry with you a special little positivity pouch, one that invokes the wisdom brought with Winter. It can be as simple (a tiny plastic bag with a small crystal and a note of encouragement), or as elaborate (a small velvet satchel filled with pine needles and gold ribbon) as you wish. remember, all that really matters is your intent, and the energy you build while creating your on-the-go charm bag!

Gather fallen nature that you come across while out and about. Pinecones, fallen sticks, and even collected snow can be the little objects you place within your home to easily bring the season into your indoor life.

♡ Give yourself a “boost” by anointing your winter wardrobe with seasonal oils - rubbing a little peppermint or cinnamon essential oil on your boots, scarves, or a special piece of jewelry to promote a happy and lucky state of mind can be quick and effective!

Be inspired by your surroundings. View the fresh snow as a fresh start. Rejoice in the positive essence that the holidays bring out in others (or, if everybody is seeming stressed, *be* that cheer to bring others to life). Think of all that you have accomplished this year, and be proud of yourself for making it. 😌♡

the way this pap tried to paint bts as some spoiled douchey pretty boys is so funny to me cuz he did it without knowing any dynamics of the kpop world or the world in general and he just clowned himself ahsbsnsm like this papa smurfrazzi really thought people gonna believe that bts made some last minute meet & greet for free in the middle of the street, announced it god knows where and magically only four girls got the digits, they appeared and at the end they were ignored by bts anyways ajajsbsbmab bro you should start writing fanfics cuz your imagination is wild

anonymous asked:

wait, so are you making fun of flat earth posts or are you a flat earther? hope it's the earlier one

theres a angel on one shoulder telling me to clear up the confusion but the devil on my other shoulder is telling me itd be real funny if i dont