im not white yall lmfao and youre constant need to racially distance yourself from something obviously aimed at humour and laugh about how youre mom would physically abuse you for “ talking to her like that “ isnt funny or lucrative to your race ok. making jokes about it only normalises that shitty behaviour and the 600 asks ive gotten about “ how white i sound “ arent funny any more
android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest
iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards
Stephanie Beatriz thought she wouldn’t be cast in Brooklyn Nine-Nine I was so happy to see a Latina [Melissa Fumero] on the show, but also so devastated because I knew… I knew there was not going to be any network that was going to cast both of us as ensemble leads on a show. So I cried a lot. And I was devastated. I showed a couple of friends at the time and I was like, *imitates crying* “I’m really happy for her but I really wanted that show.” Then it was like two days later that I got the call [that I was cast], and I was gobsmacked. I was like, “the world is fucking changing.” And it’s such a testament to the show that they cast both of us. And not only us, but also Terry Crews and Andre Braugher [two black men] in positions of power.