i’ll say i’m fucking claustrophobic and that i’m fucking scared of crowds and you all have to find me really fucking endearing. oh, did i just fucking swear? yeah, i can say whatever the fuck i damn well please, but i’m still fucking adorable, aren’t i? yeah, try being this fucking cute while cussing, liam. eat your wanker heart out, payne, cos you fucking can’t.
—  niall “i’m fucking adorable” horan