A Brief Stunt Recap
Fandom: WTF is going on
Ziam: 5 years, Thanks Bro.
Fandom: (Distracted from Babygate) Awww.. yes our boys.
Fandom: WTF that is not okay
Zayn: I’m going solo!
Fandom: (Distracted from Pinatagate)
The Public: Wow look at the kid from One Direction shading his boyband history with #RealMusic
Simon: Zayn owes all of this to me, He’ll do great solo.
Zayn: Thank you Simon!
Zayn: (Staged Twitter spat with BenBaller, establishes cred, seeds Ziam, appease fans still irate over Pinatagate)
The Public: This kid dont take no shit. Respect.
Larries: (sees stylist photos) WE KNEW THEY SHARED A CLOSET! Let’s all hop online and talk about it.
OT4: Surprise! BRAND NEW SINGLE. LOOK HOW GROWN UP WE ARE.
1DHQ: Please ignore the fact that obviously we dropped this a full week ahead of plan for damage control.
Fandom: I’m on fire. (SPEND SPEND SPEND) How’s that for REAL MUSIC?!
Larries: ANTHEM BITCH.
The Public: Wow they kind of sound like Maroon 5? Im not really a One Direction fan, but this is a good tune.
(Song hits #1 in 82 countries in less than 12 hours, shattering records)
1DHQ: Rolls in money, cackling.