1d-jokes

  • Harry: *knocks on louis' door* knock knock!
  • Louis: you have a key you asshole
  • Harry: you're supposed to say 'whos there?'
  • Louis: but i know that its you
  • Harry: *opens the door a tiny bit and pokes his head through* listen here you little dipshit when i make jokes you go along with them because you love me and if you dont them i wil sue you for everything you are worth. now im gonna close this door and start again and you will cooperate.
  • Harry: *knocks on louis' door* knock knock!
  • Louis: who's there? :)

I don’t know if this will be published but here goes. You’re tired of Harries making excuses for his behavior? Well I’m tired of the double standards in this fandom. This blog is dedicated to the ideas that Harry, a recognized artist who’s trying to grow and not cater like a lemming to people who don’t appreciate or understand him, is a terrible person and his fans are too. Can’t you see that this entire site disagrees and loves Harry? Your bitterness and jealousy are ruining what should be an exciting time. Harry’s shining and is now recognized as a gifted actor but that doesn’t mean your fave isn’t doing things too.

The worst double standard is that Harries are the bullies. Seriously, you wanna go there? Well, you get to say whatever you want about Harries so let me say some things too. Liam fans have become so bitter that they’re driving people away. Like all the time with Liam is so hard done by and unappreciated by this fandom (when stans of ALL the boys feel that way). He’s got some breezy summer radio hits, why not be happy with that? And please, what Liam blogs could I go to and just say some constructive criticism like “everyone has their own taste but I personally feel if someone has to take his shirt off to perform onstage I take the music less seriously.” I’d be chased out of fandom like people claim Harries would do.

And Harry’s image is contrived? Louis fans are obsessed with him as the smol prince victim underdog and shield him from any criticism whatsoever. Louis works that image as hard as any of the other boys. Everyone does it, it’s not a bad thing, but god forbid you suggest Louis and his team might. And Niall? Like, he has the opposite problem. There aren’t even many Niall blogs but some of his own fans just seem to criticize him quicker than anyone! He just doesn’t inspire deep loyalty. Lots of people like him but very few are willing to fight for him bc he’s not special in any way. He can’t even get a UK top 5 hit which is easy or fill tiny venues. TBH I think his album will flop, he was the joke of 1D and he’s a joke now.

So how did it feel to hear those hurtful, hateful things? You like to say it about Harry and his fans, so is it so nice to hear it back? Honestly, just stay in your bitter little lane and let the vast majority of fans be happy.

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*sigh* I really do wish people would stop thinking this blog is more important than it is, I mean, it’s great for my ego and all, but it’s really just a place of discussion and comradery of people who have similar thoughts.

Now, I’ll address your comments as best I can, though I will admit the level of arrogance of some of your statements damn near blew my hair back, but here goes:

Harry, a recognized artist who’s trying to grow and not cater like a lemming to people who don’t appreciate or understand him, is a terrible person and his fans are too

No one has said once on this blog that Harry is a terrible person. People might have insinuated it, but I have maintained right from the get go that in my personal opinion, he’s not. His image on the other hand…

Nor have we said all of his fans are terrible people, just those who feel it necessary to attack and harass anyone who might dare to disagree with them. The problem is, those people are loud and very active and it has caused a great deal of consternation and fraction in the fandom since Harry’s solo rollout began. To be clear, I do not blame Harry directly for what his more angry fans are doing.

But it is that loud and rambunctious group that inspired the creation of this blog in the first place.

Can’t you see that this entire site disagrees and loves Harry?

This entire site eh? Have you looked at the numbers? Done a pie chart? Cuz I’m relatively certain that the vast majority of this site doesn’t give a rats ass about Harry or anyone from 1D. The top three topics are probably porn, art and Supernatural, let’s be honest.

1D occupies a minimal space at best and Harry only a portion of that.

Don’t get too big for your britches there.

The worst double standard is that Harries are the bullies.

They are. Simply put, the nasty, angry Harries that drove the need for this blog to be created are bullies.

You want to know why they are and this blog isn’t? Because simply put, we don’t actively track down and seek out anyone who disagrees with us to attack and harass them on their own blog.

Maybe you haven’t seen or don’t know this, but there are people who have posted here saying they had to delete their entire fucking blog and start again anonymously because they dared to say one negative thing about Harry Styles and were told to go kill themselves.

In what world is us discussing our opinions about Harry’s image the same as going to someone’s blog and telling them to kill themselves?

I find it interesting that you point out that you can’t go to a Liam blog and say you don’t like something about him without that person reacting negatively.

I’m sorry but, DUH

Do you honestly think that it should be perfectly acceptable for you to seek out someone’s blog, someone who is minding their own damn business, to send them a nasty message about their favourite, TO THEIR INBOX, and expect that they should just be ok with that? What world do you live in??????

There aren’t even many Niall blogs but some of his own fans just seem to criticize him quicker than anyone! He just doesn’t inspire deep loyalty. Lots of people like him but very few are willing to fight for him bc he’s not special in any way. He can’t even get a UK top 5 hit which is easy or fill tiny venues. TBH I think his album will flop, he was the joke of 1D and he’s a joke now.

*face palm* Seriously?

I love that you felt it necessary to point out all of the guys faults, thanks for that. But for starters, this isn’t a blog for them, it’s about Harry, so while the others may or may not have their faults, that’s not the topic of discussion here.

And I’m gonna go ahead and guess you are one of those who constantly scream and yell that people can’t praise their faves without putting Harry down and yet just look at that pile of tripe you just trotted out about Niall, all while trying to praise “gifted actor” Harry who isn’t a lemming.

So how did it feel to hear those hurtful, hateful things? You like to say it about Harry and his fans, so is it so nice to hear it back? Honestly, just stay in your bitter little lane and let the vast majority of fans be happy.

There you go with that ‘vast majority’ arrogance again. Seriously, I’m gonna need a pie chart.

I’m gonna go out on a ledge here and say that of the two of us, I’m not the bitter one, since you felt it necessary to come in here with this entire rant in the first place. You might want to take your own advice and stay in your own lane, since we aren’t coming to your blog and filling your inbox, but you are coming to ours.

anonymous asked:

1d as knock knock jokes

liam: knock knock; who’s there?; europe; europe who?; no, you’re a poo

harry: knock knock; who’s there?; cow goes; cow goes who?; no, cow goes moo (kjfhkdjf he’s said this on stage once i had too) 

louis: knock knock; who’s there?; to; to who?; it’s to whom 

niall: knock knock; who’s there?; a pencil; a pencil who?; nevermind it’s pointless