1d-day

anonymous asked:

They will be the death of me! A hickey on his abs?!?

Yeah, you know this is just a another day in Liam Payne’s life…

Some scratches…

Some hip bruising…

And a nice bite mark in the middle of his tummy…

While his girlfriend is thousands of miles away…

x

No wonder Zayn was feeling very inspired that day.

anonymous asked:

So what did you see on 1D day that made you look at Ziam more closely??

What DIDN’T I see on 1D that made me look at Ziam more closely?

WHY THEY SITTIN SO CLOSE??? THERE WERE 371 COUCHES AND THEY HAD TO SIT THISCLOSE ON ONE OF THEM!

¿¿QUE ES ESTO??

I DID NAHT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

DO YOU EVER CRY???

HE’S DONE YOUR WHAT?!

SHUT. YOUR MOUTH.

I DID NAHT NEED TO KNOW WHO THE POWER BOTTOM IN THIS RELATIONSHIP IS BUT I SEE YOU LOAM. I SEE YOU.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS??

I-

WHATEVER.

anonymous asked:

what is 'one proper relationship'?

ANON YOU ARE IN FOR A TREAT AND A PIECE OF LARRY HISTORY

So, back in the year of our lord 2013, One Direction did 1D Day which featured a number of interview by different people.

One of these people was the scum of earth Piers Morgan who asked questions to each of the boys individually and when he went up to Louis, he asked who out of all the boys had ever had the most relationships.

And here Louis starts to prove once again that you better not play fire with him and said

BUT, as though the questions weren’t inappropriate and irrelevant already, Piers Morgan pressed all the boys to say home many girls they’d kissed and one Louis’ turn came on he said

AND ONCE AGAIN, LOUIS IS THE KING OF EVERYTHING