1d source

  • Seokjin: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
  • Hoseok: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
  • Seokjin: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
  • Taehyung: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
  • Hoseok: Looks like someone's a HO.
  • Jungkook: NaBrO.
  • Jimin: I'm so done with all of you!
What’s that, Dan?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/144075/4-directions/

ONE Direction are to “go on a break” next year.

It will come after the world’s most successful music act finish promotion and touring for their fifth album, which is due out in November.

The decision could allow Louis Tomlinson, 23, to fulfil his dream of becoming an X Factor judge.

It will also add to speculation that Harry Styles, 21, would like to launch a solo career outside of the group, which also includes Liam Payne and Niall Horan, both 21.

A top 1D source revealed: “The band are to go on a break after promoting the fifth album next year, possibly with a number of live tour dates around the world.

“Simon Cowell is supportive of what they need to do because he wants the band to stay together in some form for a very long time.

“They have been working non-stop for five years, sold millions of albums and become some of the biggest celebrities in the world. At some point they have to take time off to step back and consider what they want to do next.

“What’s almost certain is there will be no 1D music next year.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/38775/one-conception/

ONE Direction star Louis Tomlinson is expecting a baby with American beauty Briana Jungwirth.

Louis, 23, had a series of dates with budding stylist Briana, also 23, in May — two months after his split with long-term girlfriend Eleanor Calder.

Friends of 1D’s Louis Tomlinson yesterday said he is delighted Briana Jungwirth is having his baby — and wants to be a hands-on dad who changes nappies.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/60911/9-months-of-hell-as-i-watched-mum-die/

That experience is probably why One Direction star Louis Tomlinson, 23, turned immediately to his boss and mentor Simon, 55, after finding out he was to become a dad. American Briana Jungwirth, who is not his girlfriend, is having his baby.

Simon revealed: “I said to him, ‘You man up. You’re fortunate because you’re in a position to be able to look after the baby and not worry too much about that.’

“But I also told him, ‘I’ve received bad calls in my life but this is not one of them. This is your business but I’m here for you’.”

And Simon rejects suggestions the One Conception, revealed by The Sun in a world exclusive on Wednesday, will tarnish the family friendly image of 1D.

He said: “He didn’t kill anyone. He got someone pregnant. It happens every day all over the world. Again, Louis has got great family around him and, look, it’s a plus, not a negative.”

But the news has increased speculation about the future of 1D.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/96906/louis-up-all-night-trashing-his-room/

ONE Direction’s Louis Tomlinson was kicked out of a top hotel after trashing his room.

Furious staff booted out the boozed-up star and a group of friends at 4am — forcing him to sleep in the band’s tour bus.

Dad-to-be Louis, worth £25million, had earlier partied at a popular student night following a performance with the band.

He was seen “staggering about looking drunk” and clutching a bottle of booze before heading for the posh Malmaison Hotel in Newcastle in the early hours. But he was turfed out again soon afterwards by the hotel security.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/bizarre/110081/i-watched-as-rivalry-hatred-and-drugs-tore-1d-apart/

WHEN One Direction leave the stage after their final full gig at Sheffield’s anything-but-glamorous Motorpoint Arena tonight, Simon Cowell will breathe a sigh of relief.

The tight-knit team around the world’s biggest band have been able to keep a lid on the tensions and personal animosities within 1D for the last three years — but only just.

Now for the first time The Sun reveals how bitter personal rivalries caused the fall of the biggest commercial band Britain has produced since The Beatles.

The biggest issues in the band can be traced back over three years to an irreconcilable falling-out between their two most influential members, heart-throb Harry and highly-ambitious Louis.

While my Bizarre column has touched on the tension between the pair, the ferocity of their dislike has not been revealed until today.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3748729/louis-tomlinson-only-one-direction-member-to-sign-record-deal-with-simon-cowell/

IT’S not just LOUIS WALSH who remains hopelessly devoted to SIMON COWELL.

LOUIS TOMLINSON is staying loyal to the ONE DIRECTION mastermind too, despite his former bandmates HARRY STYLES, LIAM PAYNE and NIALL HORAN jumping ship.

How does he keep getting these stories, you ask?

  • Harry: "What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice…fiddle dee dee."
  • Louis: "Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life."
  • Niall: "Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice."
  • Liam: "I do believe that’s the expression."
Noralise + History

You and me got a whole lot of #history

We could be the greatest #team that the world has ever seen…

You and me got a whole lot of #history

So don’t let it go we can make some #more

We can live #forever

Noralise + One Direction lyrics

  • Harry: "I know he's having a miserable time. We have best friend telepathy. It's like my brain is receiving phone calls from him."
  • Liam: "Well, you have a bad connection. Hang up."
  • Harry: "Uh-uh. I can sense these things. Remember when Niall broke his leg and I sensed it?"
  • Liam: "That's because you fell on top of him and broke it."