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  • Remus: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Sirius: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Remus: That means you're poisonous.
  • Sirius: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Peter: That's voodoo.
  • Sirius: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Remus: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Sirius: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • James: That's kinky.
  • Remus: Oh, my god.
  • Mason: Hey, wanna come to get pizza with me?
  • Liam: Not interested
  • Mason: Theo will be there
  • Liam: Well then what the fuCK ARE WE WAITING FOR GET THE KEYS, GET THE CAR, GET YOUR COAT WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE STILL WE SHOULD BE THERE ALREADY HE IS PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE WE ARE MASON THIS IS MADN-

Jimin: Can you imagine not being human and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?

Yoongi: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit outta everyone and everything.