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One Year Since Tattoo Roulette:

Aka Niall’s National Nightmare & Harry Is A Cocky Bastard

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“I’m actually fine!” YOU COCKY BASTARD! THAT DIMPLE THE SIZE OF THE MOON WHILE YOU LAUGH OFF POTENTIALLY GETTING A TATTOO ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!

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I just love it when Harry raises his arms and dances…

Like when he just does it to the sound of music.

Or the rhythm of the song.

The times when he swings his waist.

And when he waves his hair in the wind.

Or his hair and entire body.

Let’s not forget the moves he does while looking weird as fuck.

Weird and drunk too.

Or when it looks like he is dancing with someone in his imagination.

When he is a banana.

Or a fucking ballerina.

We all know that Styles, we all know that…

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Babygate Masterpost: Important Evidence You May Have Missed...

On April 7, a Buzzfeed UK article was posted of Louis Tomlinson’s child “being a conspiracy theory” and how many fans believe that there isn’t even a baby at all. While the evidence was impressive… I could tell that many people weren’t taking this subject seriously. And most people loved blaming it on “deluded 12-year-old Louis girls who had nothing better to do.” I was insulted because: 1) it’s not just “Louis girls” who believe that babygate is fake and 2) we’re not all crazy 12-year-olds who have nothing better to do. 

After thoroughly reading the Buzzfeed article a few times (which was trending with over half a million readers in less than 24 hours) I found that the writer, Ellie Woodward, was probably low-key mocking Directioners as well. She led with “Fans believe…” or “Many Tumblr users have theorized…” and this is what makes it seem like we’re crazy.

So I’m taking matters into my own hands; I’d like you to read this post. It includes reasonable and more thorough evidence that Miss Woodward didn’t bother to include (and who can blame her? There’s so much!) in her article. No matter who you are, I’d like you to take this seriously… and you should be able to understand why this is serious towards the end.

You’re going to see why people are doubting Freddie Reign Tomlinson (Louis’ supposed “son”) and his existence. Please keep an open mind and just take all this into consideration before you decide to label me cruel things, such as a “psycho boyband-obsessed teenager.” 

I have tried to see both sides of the babygate argument: it’s real vs. it’s fake.

I have yet to find convincing and legit proof that babygate was “not planned” and how it’s “not another major publicity stunt.” I’m a very open-minded person myself, and I don’t often jump to ridiculous conclusions. 

Why would they plan babygate anyway?

  • Damage control
  • It’s all about keeping One Direction relevant… even on their break
  • Punishment for Louis (keep reading)
  • To diminish rumors of Louis being gay/bisexual 
  • Louis was also an easy target; he goes out partying and drinking so him getting a girl pregnant seems plausible 

How Louis reacts when the “baby” is just MENTIONED….

Babygate has been suspicious since it started from Day 1 back in July. But it was relatively quiet until Louis was forced to talk about it in interviews as the months progressed. One interview that stands out was when the boys were in Glasgow, Scotland back in October. Louis and Niall gave a painfully awkward interview that just adds to the massive amount of evidence which points to babygate being planned/fake. 

How is it “painfully awkward”? Well, if you’ve seen the interview and don’t understand (or if you haven’t seen it at all) I’d be happy to sum it up for you:

Louis and Niall laughing along with the reporter…. They’re having fun!

They joke around some more and they still appear to be okay…

The boys continue to share some laughs and give details about their upcoming album, “Made In The AM.”

Niall shares what he’s gonna do on break. Then Louis says he’s gonna enjoy relaxing…. but that’s when the reporter reminds him that he “has a baby on the way.”

Well, shit… That went just went completely downhill. You can tell this bothers Niall, too. If that doesn’t raise a red flag then I don’t know what else will. Louis starts to distance himself and nervously plays with his hands in his lap…

He’s forced to give a “satisfying” answer (most likely from management) so the reporter can move on. The whole setting becomes extremely awkward… The reporter seems to be the only one having fun now.

People have told me: “Well he only made it awkward because he doesn’t wanna give away details about his personal life!” … However, that’s the only “excuse” that the Briana Jungwirth “fans” and baby believers have given me. But when they choose to be ignorant of Niall and Louis’ body language, that’s just plain stupid. Sorry not sorry.

Like I said, this was just one of the first of many pieces of evidence. Anyway,  let’s move on…

How Louis reacts around other kids and babies…

Here we have Louis throughout the years, and recently, with children:

Here we have Louis around his baby siblings, Doris and Ernest, whom he is actually related to… Awww! So sweet! He’s such a good big brother…

I’ve never seen a genuine smile when he’s with Freddie. Hell, he doesn’t look the slightest bit happy with his “own son.”

Don’t believe me? Okay. Here’s how Louis reacts around “Freddie”:

Now with these three images you’re probably thinking two things: “What do you want him to do, smile all the time?” and/or “He’s only frowning because the paparazzi won’t leave him alone!” – Well, that may be so…. but if I was a die-hard fan of kids and I finally had my own baby (whether this baby had been planned or not) I’d be over the moon every time I was around him/her. Plus, in the first photo, it’s clear that he doesn’t even know there’s paparazzi. We have yet to see a genuine smile when he’s with this “baby.”

If the baby turns out to be real: Guys…. the media has told you that this is a grown man who’s “so sure that this kid is his” and who has “finally confirmed” that his baby is real but yet he doesn’t even smile or give a small grin around the infant? Riiiight. That’s very contradicting….

If they’re using a doll: I had to stroll around town with a baby doll in a stroller with people silently judging me I wouldn’t be smiling either. Hell, most of us would refuse to do this… but they’re pressuring Louis. That’s sick and inhumane. 

How Louis’ bandmates react…

Remember the Good Morning America interview about the baby back in August 2015? No? Well, go watch it…. 

These are the boys’ reactions when the interviewer congratulates Louis on “upcoming fatherhood”:

In case you can’t tell, here are their reactions up close…

Harry Styles with his “Do they actually believe that?” face.

Liam Payne looking at Louis like, “Are they serious, bro?”

Niall Horan’s expression reads something like: “You’ve gotta be shittin’ me…”

And none of them bothered to comment or show support for the news during the interview. They’re practically like brothers to Louis and they’d know if something like this was true or not. They’d also likely know if there really was a baby…

Also, let’s not forget Louis’ reaction the whole time:

He looks amused, to be honest. But he manages to keep a straight face. His expression could have several possible explanations… but you can’t rule out the fact that this isn’t exactly a face that reads “thank you very much.” 

Louis is careful with his words in interviews…

While we’re talking about the Good Morning America interview, it’s important to take note that Louis didn’t really “confirm” the news, nor did he deny it. That’s what gets most people; just because he didn’t deny it doesn’t mean it’s still true… 

Louis said: “Yeah…uh…it’s a very exciting time so… I’m buzzin’, thank you.” 

The interviewer then turns to Harry and remarks that he’s been “very quiet.” To which Harry looks like he knows something they don’t:

He pulls that face, the face he does when he’s about to tell or joke or when he’s about to laugh… Harry knows what’s up.

All he says in reply is: “Oh no, no, I’m having a great time!”

This is the look he has after he says that:

Silly, silly Harry. Oh! Look at everyone else, too:

How Louis’ family reacts…

Louis’ mother, Johannah, blocks people on Twitter who love to give updates on “Freddie.” She also blocks people who believe Louis and Briana are a “happy couple” that should be married (although this could just be internet trolls). Overall: instead of blocking people who ship her son in a gay relationship with Harry Styles, she’s blocking people who worship and “support” Briana and Freddie… even ones who aren’t harassing her. Sounds like Johannah is just as much done with this shit as her own son; this is a woman who should love hearing positive things about her own grandson but no, no, no. 

November 28, 2015: Johannah and Louis’ sister, Lottie, had to spend a day with Briana and her mother in Los Angeles. We got one fan photo of Lottie and Briana (who was actually cropped out) getting into a car to supposedly go shopping for baby clothes (it was never confirmed exactly what their plans were but this is what the media believed). That same day, before leaving with her mother and the Jungwirths, Lottie posted a photo on Instagram with the middle finger (”fuck you”) emoji in the caption. In the photo, however, Lottie is holding her fingers up, making the peace sign. The caption makes it seem like she was throwing shade at the Jungwirths; she resents them and hates having to go along with this babygate stunt (being forced to spend time with someone for the sake of publicity for her older brother). She’s a very sweet girl and likes most people connected to her brother, including his friends and bandmates… but Briana? Oh no. Even the look on Lottie’s face says, “I’m so done with this shit…” 

  • We should also point out that Lottie has never defended Briana or Freddie (her own “nephew”) and she’s been relatively quiet for most of babygate so far, avoiding most things that have to do with it. I mean, if I had a niece or nephew I’d be over the moon about it and I’d jump to their defense if people were calling him or her fake.
  • Pictures of Lottie with her siblings, twins Ernest and Doris, who recently turned two years old. They’re still babies and Lottie is so happy and tickled to be around them. Not to mention she loves talking about them, too. But “Freddie”? Nah. (1) (2)


The “Fizzy vs Ashley” Twitter Feud: Louis’ sister Felicite (aka “Fizzy”) is no stranger to slaying someone on social media. In the past she’s defended her brother from hate, particularly due to homophobic comments and slurs aimed in his direction. But in February 2016 she was slaying on Twitter for a different reason… 

It all started when someone tweeted a picture of a baby and claimed that it was Freddie. Fizzy liked it. 

However someone told Fizzy that she’d actually just liked the photo of a random baby and that it wasn’t Freddie. To which she responded with:

This got the attention of Briana Jungwirth’s cousin, Ashley, who thought it would be a good idea to “question” Fizzy: 

That’s a damn lie because….they are….

Well, Fizzy didn’t take to kindly to Ashley’s lie. So what did she say?

The fact that Fizzy also used those specific emojis tells us that she knows something we don’t and that she’s throwing shade towards the Jungwirth family.

And don’t forget that Fizzy’s boyfriend, Rishi, liked this tweet:

Wow….. could this get any shadier? Unfortunately, Fizzy knew that trouble would brew since thousands of people had just seen her call out Louis’ (supposed) baby mama’s family for using fake baby pics. She then deleted her tweets about “Freddie” and her tweet to Ashley. 

Later, she goes on to act like nothing ever happened…

Lucky for us… screenshots exist and we caught the whole thing. 

Fizzy once followed an account that debunked babygate: While Fizzy is being brought up, it’s also important to mention that sometime in mid-January she followed this Instagram account that was dedicated to proving that Freddie Reign Tomlinson didn’t exist and that Briana was never pregnant. 

Need proof that she followed? Okay. Here you go:

And the comments…

I doubt anyone can come up with an explanation as to why Louis’ sister–his own flesh and blood!–would follow such an account; the username just makes it so obvious, and she knew what she was doing. As far as I know, Fizzy only followed this account for a few days. Right around the time “Freddie” was “born,” she unfollowed them and re-followed Briana. That’s totally not suspicious at all *sarcasm*

Let’s talk about Briana’s Snapchat stories, too…

This evidence is one of those “no fucks given” situations. 

We all know about Briana Jungwirth, the “baby mama” and “victim of Larry shippers.” She made a Snapchat account a few weeks ago and one of the first things she did was drag herself into the babygate mess to get attention.

Here’s how it went: First, Briana wanted everyone to know that she was going to Beverly Hills (where Louis was, with his family visiting at the time). She didn’t meet up with Louis at all. Later she and her friend Olivia went driving, blasting music (very loudly, might I add) and at one point Olivia took Briana’s phone to (purposely) show a baby car seat behind Briana (who was the driver). But the car seat was backwards and apparently not even strapped in… and they were still blasting music. Great parenting, Briana *yawns*.

There’s more! And this made me laugh my ass off: Olivia picks up three half-filled baby bottles–all of which were uncapped (that’s very unsanitary)–and says: “Oh my God, Briana! You have so much stuff I can’t even put my Starbucks in here!” And they were laughing and being over-dramatic on purpose. It’s like they’re shoving this in our faces to “prove us wrong.” Yeah, but the whole damn time you didn’t even hear a single baby noise. 

Then they get out of the car and Briana is “struggling” to put together the baby stroller together while Olivia films and laughs, neither of them taking it seriously. Shouldn’t Briana know how to put together a stroller by now? “Freddie” is almost three months old and she’s also had her whole pregnancy to learn something like this. Yeah… really great parenting, Briana *yawns louder*. Oh my God…. did they leave “Freddie” in a hot car? Or did they set him on the ground? Because the poor thing wasn’t anywhere in that video.

To finish it all off, they recorded the baby stroller being pushed for three seconds… still no shot of the baby or any baby noises; Olivia sounded like she was trying not to crack up. 

That same day… “Freddie” was reportedly spending all day with Louis and his friend Oli. So either Briana and Olivia are shading babygate… or they were lying for attention.

One Direction’s management would definitely do something like this, given their reputation…

Modest! Management has a bad reputation with their past and present clients. They signed One Direction back in July 2010 when they were on the X Factor UK. Here’s what you need to know:

X Factor UK 2010 finalist Rebecca Ferguson took them to court in June 2012 after a barrage of mistreatment. She claims they watched her faint during an interview– instead of asking her if she was okay or taking her to receive any medical treatment…. they handed her a can of Coke and told her to finish the interview. She also stated that they were “vile” and would not let her take time off to see her children under any circumstances. Even at one point she was so physically exhausted that she couldn’t walk and they still made her work. 

Screenshots still exist of these tweets because they can no longer be found (since they were deleted). After the court settlement a whole year later, Rebecca stated that she was happier and healthier. In September 2015 it was reported that she was currently with new management and working on her upcoming fourth album.

Evidence has also pointed to Modest! Management controlling their clients’ personal Twitter accounts. Because when Rebecca was taking them to court and tweeted about her children…. “Louis” decided to respond.

He’s very protective of his younger sisters just like Rebecca is protective of her children. So why does Louis seem to defend management’s actions in this tweet? Oh wait. It’s not really him…. Look at the time stamp on the tweets! She didn’t even tag him… That should make you raise an eyebrow. 

That same day, “Louis” defended management once again:

Babygate is punishment for Louis’ past actions…

Louis has had a history of standing up to management. Undoubtedly, this would have consequences for him. Modest! Management has a negative reputation for dragging their artists through hell, as shown above. Let’s not forget this interview that Louis and Zayn did in 2013 (that wasn’t shown on most broadcasts).

“Telling porky pies” is an English term; for example… “Don’t go telling me porky pies!” It means “telling lies.” You can ask most Brits and they might be able to confirm this. So, essentially, we have proof that Zayn and Louis called their management out as liars. Not surprising, however it was a risky move. 

This video is also important to notice. After hinting that their management has been lying to the press “behind their backs”, Louis and Zayn’s body language immediately changes. Zayn even looks off camera (possibly to someone from the management team) and then puts his head down, as if he knows he’s in trouble. Louis does a better job at hiding his regret for saying what he said, though you notice that he “stutters” for a moment. That stutter is probably nothing…but it should be noted.

Louis always warns us with a selfie… It’s a pattern

Every time “Louis” posts something about the baby on Instagram, what’s the previous post? That’s right… a selfie! This may sound ridiculous but it seems that’s the only way he can warn us anymore. Not to mention the last two only have a time gap of one day. 

The post on April 7 is damage control. 

Damage control- action taken to limit the damaging effects of an accident or error

What was the error that day? The trending article from Buzzfeed that called “Freddie” fake. But given that Louis posted a selfie the day before (and I told everyone to watch out), they were probably gonna post a pic of “Freddie” anyway.

Only “Larry shippers” believe babygate is fake… this is NOT TRUE

Larry shippers- people who believe that Louis Tomlinson is in a gay relationship with his bandmate Harry Styles, and he has been ever since One Direction formed in 2010.

Yeah, one thing I continue to see since these “babygate is fake” articles have emerged is that everyone loves blaming this ‘conspiracy theory’ on Larry Stylinson shippers (who are also called “fake fans”) and no one else. I guarantee you 100% that if you were to dig around and ask most Directioners if they shipped “Larry,” they’d say “no” or “just as a friendship.” And I also guarantee you that these same people are also likely to believe that babygate is fake, since “Larry” has nothing to do with it… Here’s a survey:

Trust me…. there are way more comments like these.

Larry Stylinson and babygate are two very different topics.

Louis’ mental, physical and emotional health is suffering…

This one is very debatable; Louis has shown dramatic signs of unhealthy weight loss as well as sleep deprivation and emotional exhaustion. 

I’ve heard it all: “You don’t know what he’s going through, how can you know?” or “Ewww, do you like assuming things?” or “He looks fine! Everyone gets tired when they have a kid!”

But you can tell he’s lost weight… maybe not around the waist, but definitely in the face. Doctors attribute unhealthy weight loss in the face to eating disorders such as anorexia. Eating very little / skipping meals due to stress? That’s always possible! He’s gained the weight back… only to lose it again within the next few weeks.

I understand that in some of these photos it’s probably just a “bad angle,” the lighting, or he’s drunk… But with each photo you know he’s possibly not at his healthiest. I’m no doctor… but I am someone who’s very observant.

Why did he FINALLY do something after all this time?

Louis loves children to death and he is overjoyed to be around them. We’ve established that, yeah? So if he was “so sure” that he was going to be a father ever since the news broke back in July…. if he is “so sure” that Freddie is really his and no one else’s…. why, two days ago, did he finally “shut down rumors” that the “baby” was fake? Let me tell you what’s wrong with this:

  • Several people and fans pointed out that pictures of the baby only appear in black and white, with its eyes closed, and it’s “photoshopped.” Whoever is in charge of this stunt was paying attention, because “Louis” posted a picture of a baby IN COLOR… WITH ITS EYES OPEN…that appears to be REAL. Only one thing: it doesn’t look like the “Freddie” we’ve seen. Fail. A reverse image search found no results, so it wasn’t stolen… but why would they finally use a real baby? We should mention that this is the first photo “Louis” has posted of the baby where “he” isn’t holding it…. That’s weird, if he’s so desperate to prove it’s real (like every online article is saying) then wouldn’t he be in the photo with it, too? And the reason I say “Louis” is because he doesn’t have full control of his Instagram account either. 
  • If they wanted to prove to us that this was genuine and NOT fake, they would’ve had Louis shut down “Freddie is fake” rumors from the beginning when it first started. It’s also trended on Twitter before… and Louis still did nothing. All we got outta that was Briana’s family stealing more baby pics.

“There’s a video of the baby… why are you still in denial?”

First, I’m not in denial. If there turns out to be a baby that’s actually Louis’ then I’ll be happy for him…. But we have all this evidence that says otherwise.

Oh. That video that TMZ posted with the baby crying while Louis was pushing it? 

To management: I’ll give them props for finally using a real baby; at the same time that also makes them sick monsters. That baby still looks nothing like what we’ve been shown recently. The fact that they finally reached this level is actually really disturbing– because they’re running out of ideas and it’s down to the last straw.

Unfortunately, they can’t make Louis act like he’s happy.

“Well then if it’s real then who’s baby is it?” 

Great question. 

Although Buzzfeed already covered this, I do need to point out that SYCO’s Global Head of Media, Ann-Marie Thomson, had twins (a boy and a girl) a few months ago (although it’s not sure officially when). 

The first photo she posted of them was on February 1. They look to be almost three months old in this picture. Three months old? That would put their birth around late November, two months before “Freddie.” In a tweet on December 3, 2015, Ann-Marie asked if there was a spa in LA where she could take her newborn twins to. That would mean they would’ve been a few weeks old, in fact making their birth around late November as I said. Also, in the same tweet, Ann Marie wants to know if the baby spa would be in areas such as Woodland Hills or Calabasas.

Guess who lives in Calabasas? Briana Jungwirth and her family. Wow. I wonder if that’s a “coincidence”? 

We need to compare photos of Ann-Marie’s babies to the ones of “Freddie” we got from TMZ and other media outlets, as well as photos in general from the last few days:

They used the boy for Louis’ photo…

On the left is Ann Marie’s photo (taken on February 8). On the right is what “Louis” posted on Instagram (April 7). 

The ears, nose, and little fingers look exactly the same. The two month difference would explain why the right photo shows the baby with more hair. But the photo that’s on Louis’ Instagram may not have been taken the same day it was posted (and that would mostly likely be the case). You can’t deny that both of the babies pictured above look almost exactly the same. 

Now, for the photos we got yesterday they used the girl…

On the left is from February 13. The right is from two days ago (April 7). Yes the angles are different but the girl is different from her twin because she has chubbier cheeks. 

But now let’s compare the Instagram post to the paparazzi photo…

No way that’s the same baby. 

But with another photo of the girl twin…

Now THAT looks like the same baby (these photos are two months apart).

It would make sense to use twins for this stunt. If one needs to rest or won’t stop crying, etc. they can switch them back and forth, and although these twins look alike they’re not identical, they’re fraternal– you can tell. That’s why there are noticeable differences and it’s easy to distinguish which baby is which. It’s scientifically impossible for there to be a pair of identical twins that are a boy and a girl. 

Oh hey! This must not have been the first time they used the girl twin.

See, I thought that was a doll because the sun was in its eyes and Louis was doing nothing to protect it. But I guess it was a real baby (since I had people messaging me that they met Louis and saw/heard crying from the stroller). A real baby…. but not “Freddie.” These pics were from about two weeks ago.

So now you must be like, “Wait, why would Ann-Marie allow her babies to be used? Isn’t that illegal?”

  1. She didn’t sign a contract, but yet she’s probably getting paid. 
  2. Since she didn’t sign a contract for her babies to be used (which would/should be illegal as hell!) the idea is that maybe Louis and his friends/family will “babysit” her kid(s) while she’s doing her other work or relaxing, while the media and everyone else thinks it’s Freddie. 
  3. She’s BFFs with Simon Cowell…. gee, that should sum things up.

And it seems like they used her for Louis’ younger sister to pose with:

I really do believe that they’re using Ann-Marie’s twins now.

Speaking of the TMZ video…

Wait until they (probably) read this and force Louis to give a shit. He would never ignore a crying baby, and because he did….you know something is up. Hell, the paparazzi were watching him and all he said was: “Have a bit of respect for a baby, pal!” A baby. Not “his” baby. A baby….

Last but not least…. why are his bandmates silent about it?

Niall Horan: He has a three-year-old nephew and loves kids just like the rest of his bandmates. Not even a public congratulations to Louis on “his kid”– and this is surprising because Niall is the most active on Twitter and Instagram, apart from Liam. Everyone else close to Louis did that…. except for Harry….and Liam….. hell, even Zayn Malik is avoiding all this. But remember…. the first time the “baby” was brought up Niall looked like he was about to laugh his ass off. Then the next time it was brought up he looked really uncomfortable.

Zayn Malik: Sure, he’s focusing on his music right now…but if he had the time to congratulate the boys when “Drag Me Down” came out, and also had the time to acknowledge Liam on the band’s five-year anniversary, why hasn’t he said a damn thing about Louis’ “baby”? Despite what tabloids tell you, Zayn was (and probably still is) very close to Louis and he would surely have a comment to make about this……..oops! No.

Harry Styles: This man adores babies the most apart from the others. He even acknowledges pregnant women at concerts…. however, he never acknowledged Briana when she went to at least three shows. Damn. She even had VIP seats with Louis’ family!

Liam Payne: Alright, alright. Calm down. There was a magazine that ran a story on Liam a while back and “he” (because you know how magazines love to twist words or write their own made-up shit) said he couldn’t wait to meet Louis’ kid. But this was before “Freddie” was born… and still we’ve gotten nothing about Liam meeting his best friend’s child. 


So, in conclusion, this is all the evidence I have provided for you on why babygate was planned. This is why I believe there isn’t really a “Freddie Tomlinson.” Now I’ve received a ton of hate and people demanding to know how I can call “an innocent child” fake. At least I don’t just say shit to say it. I support my beliefs with evidence. So you can call me crazy. Call me a bitch. I don’t care. Because unless you can explain everything wrong with babygate (yes, including what Buzzfeed posted) and have solid (really solid) proof that this wasn’t planned….. I may change my mind. Actually, wait, I don’t think I can…. because you can’t explain ALL of this. But thank you for taking the time to read this. I hope it changed your mind or at least made you think.

(And Modest! Management, if you’ve seen this… and you decide to “fix” some more babygate mistakes…. we’ll all notice because I’ve pointed them out. I have the right to freedom of speech. If you take this down it just proves that you’re hiding something and then everyone will know the truth.)

Have a nice day! 

Simon perdió Syco, ¿qué significa? (traducción al español) - masterpost

¡Hola! Bueno, salió un artículo que decía que Simon vendió gran parte de Syco a Sony (y que Simon mismo perdió millones y millones). Acá voy a poner las traducciones que hice de varios posts explicando qué está pasando, qué significa todo y la relación de todo esto con 1D/babygate. Los créditos de dichas publicaciones van a estar en cada apartado separado por una línea. 

Sin más, los dejo con el mismo. 


aaronbutterfield:

Veo un montón de gente confundida sobre qué significa exactamente el artículo, y he blogueado un montón de especulación sobre las consecuencias del mismo, pero para resumir al artículo en sí:

  • En Julio de 2015, Simon Cowell vendió el 50% de Syco a Sony. 
  • Sony ya era dueño del 25% de Syco.
  • Simon era dueño del 75% de Syco.
  • Un hombre llamado Philip Green era dueño del 5% de Syco.
  • Ahora, Sony es dueño del 75% de Syco, Simon es dueño del 20% y Philip del 5%.
  • En Julio de 2015, Sony le dio a Simon £52.4m por adelantado. Ellos le pagarán £33.4 para el 2021.
  • Sony ahora son dueños mayoritarios de Syco, limitando el impacto, inversión y poder de Simon en la compañía.

Toda la especulación está basada en estas cosas.

Okay, sólo para analizarlo aún más, porque esos son un montón de porcentajes:

En Julio de 2015, Sony le compró a Simon una parte de una compañía que él poseía y fundó en el 2002. Él ya no es un accionista importante en su propia compañía. 


Anónimo preguntó:

¿Esto es algo bueno o malo?

annie-pie respondió:

Esto es algo grande. 

SYCO no es un buen lugar para futuros artistas ya que han sobreexplotado y manejado mal a sus clientes, y Simon Cowell parece ser una de las pocas personas que he mirado y considerado irremediable (…).

El hecho de que Sony lo ha echado; el hecho de que Simon ya no es más un socio igualitario con Louis respecto a Triple Strings (según entiendo) es bueno.

Todavía me siento un poco RARA sobre cómo se dieron las cosas, y cómo se refiere a nuestro stunt favorito - y estoy muy curiosa sobre quién, porqué y qué de ese aspecto. Quién está conduciendo este horrible autobús de sinsentidos - quién lo empezó, quién lo manejó, y quién lo va a terminar.


Anónimo preguntó:

Quiero decir… Si Simon perdió la mitad de su compañía desde el 2015, ¿cómo tiene todavía tanto control sobre Louis/BG? ¿Podría estar él orquestando todo esto?

idareyoutotakealook respondió:

Creo que hay un montón de cosas que no sabemos, pero estoy confiada en asumir que el bg fue el último acto rencoroso de Simon. Siempre dijimos que se sentía extraña e intencionadamente personal cómo se ligó a sí mismo al stunt en maneras que no había hecho con otros. 

Ellos le costaron su compañía, y creo que él intentó hacer todo en su poder para costarles a ellos su fanbase. 


Anónimo preguntó: 

Así que, ¿el babygate es algo de Sony?

lawyerlarrie respondió:

Nunca hemos sabido realmente de quién es el babygate. Todo esto significa que si fue una cosa de Syco, entonces Sony tiene más control sobre ello de lo que pensábamos porque Sony tiene más control sobre Syco.


lawyerlarrie:

Básicamente, Simon era dueño de un huerto de limoneros y comenzó un negocio de limonada. A él le iba bien con eso, así que Gran Limonada llegó a él y le dijo, “Creemos que tienes algunos potencialmente buenos árboles en tu huerto. Te daremos un poco más de dinero así puedes generar mucho más, y mejor, limonada. Sólo danos una parte de tus ganancias en proporción a lo que hemos invertido.” Simon tomó su dinero, firmó un contrato de 5 años, y fue a la ciudad a hacer limonada. En el camino encontró que uno de sus árboles era un limonero mágico que le daba los mejores limones. Vendió un montón de limonada. Simon y Gran Limonada estaban felices. Han pasado alrededor de 5 años así que Simon y Gran Limonada se juntan para planear su próximo acuerdo. Simon piensa que el limonero mágico le dará un acuerdo mucho mejor. Hará un montón de dinero. Pero, el limonero mágico tenía algo que decir al respecto. “Hey, Simon,” dijo el limonero mágico, “HAS TOMADO DEMASIADOS LIMONES. ESTOY CANSADO. HAS ESTRUJADO DEMASIADO. NO TE DARÉ MÁS LIMONES. LE DARÉ MIS LIMONES A ALGUIEN MÁS.” “Oh, no,” piensa Simon. A Gran Limonada no le gustará esto. Así que, Simon le dice a Gran Limonada que va a perder al limonero mágico pronto. Gran Limonada está FURIOSO. No sólo no le dan a Simon un acuerdo mejor, también deciden que Simon no debería manejar el negocio de limonadas nunca más. Hay otros potencialmente mágicos limoneros en el huerto que Simon posee y que ellos no quieren que él estruje otro tanto que se vaya con otro dueño. [imaginen que los limoneros pueden moverse] Así que, ellos le compran gran parte del huerto a Simon y su negocio de limonada por menos dinero de lo que en realidad vale, porque Simon sabe que nadie más le dará un mejor acuerdo ahora que arruinó el limonero mágico. Ellos le siguen dejando trabajar en el negocio porque sería muy bueno culparlo a él por el limonero que se fue. Mientras tanto, Simon no está feliz. Está muy enojado. Está especialmente enojado con el limonero mágico. Así que, ÉL INTENTA TALARLO. (*)


(*) por si no entendieron la analogía, Simon = Simon, Gran Limonada = Sony, el negocio de limonada = Syco, los limoneros = los clientes de Simon, el limonero mágico = 1D. 

En fin, eso es todo. Espero que se haya entendido :)

Ayu, x

“everything we do” - a narry masterpost

niall loves harry so much i’m hURT

the way they look at each other such tiny babies

LOOK HOW CARING

I C O N I C

narry dancing together is the cutest

KINGS when will your faves ever

narry - kings of laughing and having fun

i can hEAR their laughs

okay this this right here is my favourite moment ever, the way they swing back and forth with their hips toGETHER I WOULD LIKE MY EYES DETACHED PLEASE

narry interviews >>>>>>>

what is he dOING

harry loves niall so much

WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE OTP EVER LOOK AT THEM JUST HUGGING LIEK THIS THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS

my youngest

this hug was so great to me

harry messing with niall to make him laugh I love dying and being dead

i rEPEAT WHEN WILL YOUR FAVES EVER

harry isn’t even surprised i’Mbxhsbasbxs

hugging it out

niall is so used to harry being this clingy I love it

Harry is so used to niall being this clingy I love this also

babies

my children reading getting an education together I love being a mom

when Niall knew the name of his broken bone and harry was impressed 

“pick someone who’s supportive” bYE

THE FOOTBALL GAME

narry football games have a special place in my heart

just narry doing stuff together basically

I want to be Niall but I also want to be Harry

WHEN THEY BALLROOM STYLE DANCED WHAT KIND OF KINGS

THEY DID THAT

THESE NARRY INTERVIEWS

hAROLD STYLES

i want 2 die

this is the cutest my two baby kittens

lOOK HOW MUCH THEYVE GROWN UP IM HURT

is nialls hand nvm

THIS ICONIC ARGUMENT I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH

finally the icONIC “EVERYTHING WE DO” bYE

Imagines Masterpost

IMAGINES

The Letter - part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

My Heart Has Died - part 1, part 2, part 3

I’m Not Ready To Lose You Yet

She’s Beautiful 

Holiday Romance - part 1, part 2

Falling Apart Without You

I Won’t Put My Family Through This

Harry Always Keeps His Promises

We Are Different

Harry’s Birthday

You Told Me To Be Brave

There Is A Difference Between Watching Someone’s Heart Break, And Hearing It - part 1, part 2

Wedding Vows

Help Me - part 1, part 2

Walk Away

My Girl

I Thought She Was You

SONGFICS

Better Than Words

Drag Me Down

Little White Lies

Spaces - part 1, part 2

Perfect

Infinity 

Settle Down (The 1975) 

FANFICS

Teach Me

Chimera

I love when Harry is a fucking whale...

When he spits water while doing his famous arm thrust:

I am pretty sure his body transforms the liquid into holy water and he casually likes to take a bath sometimes…

He enjoys being a little tease when he gets down on his knees:

He can’t even handle his amazingness and needs to lay down sometimes:

But that’s not enough for him, of course he has to occasionally flip his brown locks in the air…

Let’s be honest here for a second, whale harry rules the world.
I mean, he is a piece of art:

other masterposts: http://rockingmyworld.tumblr.com/tagged/masterpost

Niall Horan; professional third wheel- a masterpost

This is a masterpost dedicated to Niall being both a professional third wheel and an intense larry shipper (most of the time both).
None of the images used are mine please dont kill me for using them

Keep reading

Masterlist Revival

Since I’m going to start writing again I’ll start by posting the masterlist again for those of you who want to read some things over again or have missed some :)

  1. Concert you guys go to
  2. Names
  3. Date
  4. Massage
  5. Turn On’s
  6. Thoughts about another member
  7. Questions
  8. Night Out
  9. Undressing ☆
  10. Laughs
  11. Meeting For the First Time
  12. Walking Around A City ☆
  13. Metro Station ☆
  14. Paint Fight ☆
  15. Reading
  16. Booty
  17. Checking You Out
  18. Make-Up
  19. Accidents
  20. Tangled ☆
  21. You’re A Fan But Pretend You Don’t Know Them
  22. Love/Hate
  23. Teach Me ☆
  24. Songs
  25. Games
  26. Closed Eyes
  27. Perfumes ☆
  28. Lips
  29. Watching TV Late At Night
  30. He’s A Punk
  31. Random
  32. Homecoming
  33. Pmsing
  34. Homework
  35. Beauty Problems
  36. Autumn
  37. Friends + ☆
  38. You Do A Challenge/ Internet Fad
  39. Love Disappointments
  40. Miss You
  41. Sweaters
  42. Trails ☆
  43. He Takes Your… ☆
  44. He Gives You Sex Lessons (Not Dating)
  45. He Comes Back From Tour And Surprises You
  46. You Love Him but He Doesn’t Love You
  47. Meeting The Family
  48. You Act Like You Hate Him ☆
  49. Winter
  50. Touch
  51. New Year’s Resolutions
  52. Fears
  53. Museum/Art Gallery ☆
  54. Your Sex Song
  55. Soothing
  56. Time Off
  57. Sick
  58. Curse
  59. None (must’ve forgotten it)
  60. His Tell ☆
  61. Bet
  62. Writing
  63. Picking A Best Man ☆
  64. Protective
  65. Moving-In
  66. Plane Ride
  67. Picking Furniture/Decorating ☆
  68. He Has A Stomachache
  69. Kitchen Activities ☆
  70. Prejudice
  71. You’re In The Same Class
  72. Working Out
  73. Playing With Your Hair
  74. Love Letters
  75. Buying A Pet
  76. Drunk
  77. Adrenaline Rush
  78. AU: He’s Your Professor
  79. Style ☆
  80. You Catch Him Looking At You
  81. He Punishes You
  82. Tension
  83. Forgetting
  84. Touchy Subjects
  85. Mornings
  86. Tea ☆
  87. Familiar Face
  88. Sassy
  89. Warmth
  90. Steal
  91. You’re Ticklish
  92. Valentine’s Day
  93. Your First Time ☆
  94. Going Into Labor
  95. Gifts
  96. Lipstick ☆
  97. He’s There For You
  98. Vibes ☆
  99. Irresistible
  100. Proposal
  101. Where He Likes To Kiss You
  102. Blush
  103. Best Friends In Love
  104. Sports
  105. Shy
  106. Amusement Park
  107. You’re In A Relationship But One Of the Boys Dislikes You
  108. Jealous
  109. Marks ☆
  110. Habits
  111. Gentleman
  112. You Wear His Clothes ☆
  113. Hugs
  114. Road Trips ☆
  115. Lessons
  116. Crazy Acts of Love
  117. AU: He’s Your Older Brother
  118. How You Make Up After A Fight
  119. Shopping
  120. Secrets
  121. When He Realizes He Loves You
  122. Sexual Tension
  123. Festivals (Musical) ☆
  124. Talk
  125. AU: Different Job ☆
  126. Temptation ☆
  127. Opposite
  128. Places To Cuddle
  129. He Wants Kids But You’re Not Ready
  130. Restless Nights
  131. He Confides In Another Girl
  132. Rain ☆
  133. Health Problems
  134. Kinks
  135. Quirks
  136. Notes
  137. Stains ☆
  138. Teasing
  139. Embarrassment ☆
  140. Gazing
  141. Kisses
  142. Showers ☆
  143. Natural
  144. One Night Stand
  145. Trust
  146. Based on “Sex” by The 1975
  147. Based on “Photograph” by Ed Sheeran ☆
  148. Let Me Love You
  149. Crave
  150. Sparks
  151. Whisper
  152. He’s A Virgin But You’re Not
  153. Breathing
  154. Runaway
  155. Camping ☆
  156. You’re In The Mood But He’s Not
  157. Forgotten Anniversary
  158. Sex on the Tour Bus ☆
  159. Hickeys
  160. He Grabs…
  161. Red Carpet
  162. Flowers ☆
  163. “Let’s Try…” ☆
  164. Hands
  165. AU: Soulmates
  166. Colors
  167. AU: Maid ☆
  168. Threesome
  169. You Give Him A Haircut
  170. You Work For Him And Have Sexual Relations
  171. Fool’s Gold
  172. Stars ☆
  173. After Work
  174. Cold Coffee’ by Ed Sheeran
  175. Money
  176. He Dates Your Best Friend But You Like Him
  177. Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls
  178. Nudity ☆
  179. Zodiac Signs
  180. Comfortable
  181. AU: He’s A Prince ☆
  182. AU: Different Time Period ☆
  183. AU: Single Parents  ☆
  184. Storm
  185. Blackout
  186. Holiday Meeting
  187. Misunderstanding
  188. Tears
  189. Dreams
  190. Neighbors/Roommates ☆
  191. Proud
  192. Broken ☆
  193. AU: Single Parents Part 2
  194. Pretending To Be A Couple
  195. Hiding ☆
  196. AU: You’re A Doctor
  197. Road Rage ☆
  198. Too Hot
  199. Romantic
  200. AU: He’s Your Annoying Brother
  201. Summer
  202. Sharing
  203. Superstition
  204. Sugar
  205. Illegal ☆
  206. He Teaches You How To Play An instrument
  207. Drop
  208. Erotic ☆
  209. Not Pretty Enough
  210. Goosebumps
  211. Distance
  212. Floor ☆
  213. Balance

Imagines:

  1. Louis
  2. Louis Part 2
  3. Niall: Under The Willow Tree
  4. Niall: Water Park ☆
  5. Zayn: First Night Over
  6. Harry: Accident
  7. Liam: Permanent
  8. Zayn: Destiny Text
  9. Zayn: Destiny Text Part 2
  10. Zayn: Destiny Text Part 3
  11. Zayn: Destiny Text Part 4
  12. Zayn: Destiny Text Part 5
  13. Zayn: Destiny Text Part 6
  14. Zayn: Destiny Text Part 7
  15. Harry: Tough Match
  16. Niall: Sex Talk
  17. Louis: Post Office Trouble ☆
  18. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) ☆
  19. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 2
  20. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 3
  21. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 4
  22. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 5
  23. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 6
  24. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 7
  25. Harry: Lucky Number 13 (Series) Part 8
  26. Harry: Hiccups ☆
  27. Harry: All Natural
  28. Ziam: Kiss
  29. Niall for Emily: Just Friends
  30. Niall: Greek God AU ☆
  31. Niall: The Real Thing
  32. Harry: Protector
  33. Niall: Stockholm Syndrome ☆
  34. Liam: Midnight Writings
  35. Louis: Laundry Room ☆
  36. Harry: Over Thinking
  37. Harry: Song Session
  38. Harry: Peace Maker ☆
  39. Harry: Flower Power
  40. Louis: Change
  41. Niall: Sex Talk Continued
  42. One Direction: Smiling Through The Pain
  43. Harry: College Acceptance
  44. Niall: Two Great Accomplishments
  45. Niall: Soccer Game
  46. Harry: Clouds And Meadows ☆
  47. Niall: Cup of Coffee’ ☆
  48. Louis: Thirsty
  49. Harry: Irreplaceable
  50. Niall/Harry: Aquarius
  51. Louis: Tossing and Turning
  52. Zayn: The Ball
  53. Liam: What Happened in Venice?
  54. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 1 ☆
  55. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 2
  56. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 3
  57. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 4
  58. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 5
  59. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 6
  60. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 7
  61. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 8
  62. Louis: The Lighthouse (Series) Part 9
  63. Zayn: First Night Over Part 2 ☆
  64. Niall Imagine: What’s Missing
  65. Liam: Superbowl
  66. Liam: Red Shoes Part 1

Smut:

  1. Harry Smut: Taken For Granted ☆
  2. Liam Smut: That Dress
  3. Harry Smut: Valentine’s Day Lust
  4. Louis Smut: Dominant
  5. Liam Smut: Beach Day
  6. Zayn Smut: Not All Is Lost
  7. Zayn Smut: Fury ☆
  8. Harry Smut: Brutally Honest
  9. Niall Smut: Camping 101 ☆
  10. Louis Smut: Sweet ☆
  11. Niall Smut: History Repeats Itself ☆
  12. Harry Smut: Golden Elevator ☆
  13. Louis Smut: Hard Game
  14. Niall Smut: Do It Yourself
  15. Niall Smut: Dr. Horan ☆
  16. Zayn Smut: Psychology ,Cake, and Sex
  17. Liam Smut: First Lesson
  18. Harry Smut: Pole Master 
10

Lottie Tomlinson Inspired: Topshop Masterpost (links)

THE NEWCOMER’S GUIDE TO LOUIS AND HARRY AKA LARRY

so, you’re new to the fandom/shipping larry? welcome aboard, it sucks is amazing.

this is going to be very long so be warned. it’s gonna be split into sections and i will try and cover as much as i can, if not everything.

here are the categories: (yes it really is that deep)

  1. The beginning (how they met)
  2. X Factor Larry
  3. After X Factor
  4. Closeting/Bearding
  5. Other important things

The Beginning:

So, five years ago today (10/07/15), Louis and Harry met at the X Factor Auditions and before they got put together, they met in the toilets:

and there’s a theory that their first words said to each other were “oops” and “hi”(which they have tattooed) and another theory that harry peed on louis at the urinals:

we can all assume that harry is quoting louis here since it all matches up.

also, when they met in the toilet, louis knew harry would be famous, so they got a picture together:

fate works in a weird way, right?

ANYWAY. they then coincidentally got put in the same band together…

and this was their reaction to getting put through in a band.. spot the couple.

this then takes us to the second part:

X Factor Larry:

so basically, x factor larry was so painfully obvious and they were crushing SO hard on each other during this time

here are a few gifs/images from the x factor tour diaries:

they hardly knew each other and louis is already doing this to him

okay this is too much

STOP IT

bonus:

THEY LITERALLY HAVE THEIR NAME TAGS ON AND LOUIS IS ALREADY HOLDING HIS BABY

here’s some more images from x factor:

such twinks

the fond and tension is unreal

so happy 

and my personal favourite:

cOME ON

we also have the iconic sugarscape interview where harry admits his feelingds for louis:

(that’s beautiful harry)

we also have some cute family photos too:

harry with louis’ mum during x factor <3

and here we have harry’s mum with louis and louis’ mum with harry :)))))

i’d post more photos but this is probably already way too long and we have LOTS more to talk about!!

this brings us to the next part:

After X Factor:

after the x factor, louis  split with his girlfriend hannah and the theory is that this was a real relationship but he ended it so he could be with harry. 

2011 larry was wild to say the least:

I AM A WRE CK

aand let’s talk about the importance of LEEDS:

so they went together:

what a cute date

and then harry wore his bracelet for SO LONG until it was literally falling apart

he worre it for around 9-10 months before it eventually broke/he got rid of it but then coincidentally got a tattoo in the same spot

it says “i can’t change” now obviously we don’t know the meaning behind this tattoo since it’s personal, but we can interpret it as something special :)  we will delve deeper into their tattoos later, though.

Bearding / Closeting:

here is the most interesting but also the saddest part of the ship. they can’t come out yet, for one reason or anther. one of the main reasons we speculate behind this is management won’t let them because it’s too “dangerous” for the brand (aka the fans), so we get beards. 

if you don’t know what a beard is, this sums it up:

and this is why harry has the “womanizer” image to avoid any gay rumours:

not only does this make harry seem straight, it also gives them publicity as a band and an overall hype so they sell more records and get more money. however, we know the truth:

louis has also had a beard:

this was painful to see, but im glad it’s over now and i don’t want to delve much into that because i could go on for hours.

Other Important Things:

there are SO many important things/events that have happened to do with larry and im bound to miss a few so i apologise in advance.

let’s talk about their MULTIPLE couple tattoos:

so matchy matchy

image

also i wanna talk about how when they hold hands their tattoos match up with each other and that makes me so sad

ANYWAYS, let’s get to the good stuff:

jealous! harry is my aesthetic tbh

but you don’t wanna fuck with jealous louis either

“if that”

and then we have the infamous wellington footage:

unfortunately the footage is really low quality but in the video louis shouts “boyfriend” and they look like they kiss!!!!!! but i guess we’l never know

here’s some more iconic stuff:

speaking of cooking…

louis says this is the most romantic thing he’s ever done for someone… alright.

and let’s not forget that THEY MOVED IN WHEN HARRY WAS 16

louis was harrys LEGAL GUARDIAN

this is all too much

THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE IT HURTS

another iconic moment:

idk if i missed anything else important but i PROBABLY did

i also wanna conclude with a few other things:

AND THERE WE HAVE IT, FOLKS. honestly if you survived this, then kudos to you, my friend. 

if you enjoyed this post or ive missed anything, make sure to message me (and follow me ;)) but thank you for reading this mess!