1d joke

ok um im so sorry like NOAH FENCE but……….  

niall: ey mate, proud of you

harry: why’s that exactly, niall?

niall: last two in the band to not have gotten a girl pregnant!

harry:

niall:

harry: true!

*nods and highfives*

“KNOCK KNOCK” PART II

Harry: Hey, Lou. Lou. LOU. LOUIS. LOUIS. LEWIS. LEWIS. LEWIS TOMLINSON. LOU.ISS. WILLIAM. TOMLIN-

Louis: For fuck’s sake! WHAT?

Harry: …Heard any good jokes lately?

Louis: Haz, I-

Harry: Cuz…

Louis:The Lord is testing me.

Harry:

Louis: He’s just gonna keep bugging me. And bugging me.

Harry: Pleeeeaaaase!

Louis: Fine.

Louis: Just NO MORE KNOC-

Harry: YAYYYY!

Harry: Knock Knock…

Louis: You’ve got to be kidding me.

Harry: Nooo…Louuuu…You’re suppose to say ‘whoooo’s there?’…

Louis: Fine.

Louis: ‘Who’s there?’

Harry: Let me kiss.

Louis: You’re already laughing at the joke and you’re not even done telling it! 

Harry: Louuuuuu!

Louis: Okay, okay…Let me kiss who?

Harry: Let me kiss YOU!

Louis:

Harry:

Louis:

“Knock Knock”: Part I